Women Can Work With Numbers Too

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  1. Brad I

    Brad I Common Sense Isn't Common Enough

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    There's a stereotype that men are much better than women at things that require numbers; things like math, finances, etc. Not true, and here's an example from the world of financial planning

    My friend Jim was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died. Jim wanted two things:


    • To learn how to invest his inheritance.

    • To find a wife to share his fortune.


    One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her incredible beauty took his breath away.

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    Trying to impress her, Jim said "I may look like just an ordinary man, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

    Suitably impressed, the woman took his business card.

    Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.

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    nefarious235 I've posted enough I should edit this section

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    wils lazy-ass well known "member"

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    OH! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    That's the shiznid!!
     
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    RodRage I've posted enough I should edit this section

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    The wife loved this one,Bravo!!!!!
     
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    Good one
     
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    mrkrabs I've posted enough I should edit this section

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