Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Tues, Nov 7, 2008.
What he said!
Bang her better looking younger sister. When she asks "What the HELL!" (and she will), tell her you wanted to remember how it used to be. Although if you're anything like me, you've put on a pound or 40 as well.
you are giving relationship advice now? That's rich.
just tell her that her weight doesn't matter because you're not thinking of her when you have sex anyway
Why don't you start walking with her in the evenings. Once she gets moving she'll feel better and start doing it for herself. Do you have dogs? It'll work if YOU stick with it. She's your wife help her out, instead of complaing about it.
Now THAT is some fine advice. Seriously. Best advice so far.
I don't know if it will work on your wife. It worked on me though I shot my dinner out of my mouth and nose just now.
It took me a min to get it but when I did god did I laugh.
Hit her with a tranquilizer dart and wire her jaws shut. Those pounds should just melt off! In time for the holidays too!!!!!!!!!!
And just to remind you, women live longer than men so they have a second chance at happiness. After the guy dies she loses the weight, gains her self confidence back, begins socializing, and meets a guy who appreciates her for what she has to offer instead of what she doesn't. So go ahead all of you and emotionally beat up on your women, she still gets the last laugh. Oh yea that usually happens after divorce too, so did you ever think that maybe you have something to do with this happening in the first place?
Not so funny like that huh!!!
Ok, get the popcorn cuz I'm sure this is gonna get brutal
apparently somebody doesn't have a sense of humor
EASY FIX HERE!!
just set up some speed bumps infront of the fridge
No, I have a sense of humor, I just forget that you guys just like to bag on things just cuz. Carry on, it is kinda funny but really he should try to help her.
I like your style Dee. They may be undergunned for this one
nice AVATAR Tues
I would say be polite about it, and be honest and up front and offer to go on a diet and workout routine with her whether you need it or not.
My wife lost 50 or so lbs in a little over a year. She started off by drinking Japanese tea's instead of soft drinks. She also quit eating late at night and put herself on a rigourous workout schedule.
She claims that she never really went on a diet, I'd have to agree. We still ate In N Out, pizza, Chinese Food, and she didn't quit drinking beer but what she did do was watch her intake of the fatty foods, stopped eating late and also went from eating once a day to eating three times a day(breakfast lunch and dinner) When she started working out she was a size 13, now she's a 5-6. She's lost so much weight that she had to go out and buy new clothes and shoes.
I give her props, I couldn't keep up with her when I was working out with her. If I walked three laps she ran four. If I did 10 minutes on the bleachers she did 15. I know I said her workout schedule was rigouros but all she really did was walk and run 10-12 laps at the high school track. She's not working out as much now as she use yet she's managed to keep the weight off.
Here's a b4 and after pic. The solo pic was take roughly two years ago, the one where she standing with our daugther was taken June of this year. She's lost a few more pounds since.
take her shark fishing and dont bring her back....
Am I the only one that get's this ?
What??? That telling your wife that she is over weight is a no win situation???
If she cooks good ..keeper and get one on slide. Or just be honest and tell her your fatass doesn't do it for me anymore...either way ur gonna pay.
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