When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.....

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  1. Saluki

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    A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
    A boy, about 9, opened the door
    "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
    "No, they went to town."
    "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
    "No, he went with Mom and Dad."
    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself.
    "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
    "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
    The boy thought for a moment...

    "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
     
  2. Fishbones

    Fishbones Your wife thinks about ME

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    Crickets....................
     
  3. Mikieb

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    REALLY ???:repost:
     
  4. jscrib

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    :appl::appl: Well said.

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  5. jscrib

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    token reply to increase the number of replies on this thread so more people look at it and potentially reply as well making it appear to others that this is a funny thread just by seeing the number of replies.

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  6. Tues

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    A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way.

    "Well, okay," he says, "how about a blow job?" "Yuck!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"

    He says, "Well, then, how about a hand job?" "I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?"

    "Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods. "Well, it's just like that."

    So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in pain.

    "What's wrong?!" she cries out.

    "Take your thumb off the end!!"
     
  7. Smudge

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    You're fired.
     
  8. Fishbones

    Fishbones Your wife thinks about ME

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    Now that was funny!:rofl:
     
  9. jscrib

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    tumble weeds blowing across the desert...

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  10. jscrib

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