This a great story.... one day I get a call at 5 o'clock in the morning Hey I'm not coming I have a huge zit on my nose??? so anyway it was a tournament and my son and I went out and we took all 8 places in the tournament while mister zit nose stayed home in bed
"I have to take my wife to the dentist" … she has false teeth, lol.
" it's going to be to rough out " … but you know for sure it will be flat calm , and it is.
"I only want to go if it' wfo, I heard it won't be"... they tell you this about 10 hours before you're ready to leave.
"Dude" (with a South African accent) "my I pad alarm did not go off"! Almost 2 hours late-This same guy showed up for a tournament, on board, at the bait barge, saying "dude, do you have any hooks? I forgot them!" This was on my friends boat-pathetic crew member...