The word for the difference between me & Mr. Marlin

Carl

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    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
     
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    ConSeaMate

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    Why all this hostility to Mr. Marlin?.....no Valentine card?...
     
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    Carl

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    Gil Marlin

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    Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!'

    Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.'

    Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, 'Really small, was it?'

    Sally replied, 'No... salty!'
     
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    Gil Marlin

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    Little Johnnys neighbour had a baby.


    Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
    When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnys family was invited over to see the baby.


    Before they left their house, Little Johnnys dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

    His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

    Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

    When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

    The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny..."

    Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

    "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

    "That’s great", said Little Johnny,"cause he’d be fucked if he needed glasses".
     
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