The Nun

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  1. Tues

    Tues Not my job...

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    A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

    "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."

    The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

    "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex, because she does not want to get pregnant. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

    "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"

    "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
     
  2. Saluki

    Saluki .

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    Gil has competition...............
     
  3. Carl

    Carl Bridesmaid,,,,,,,Again

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    Better than Gllly's norm....
     
  4. Simon Bon Bowery

    Simon Bon Bowery Lizard Fish Hippie

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    LOL Got to love ass packer fan Jokes.....
     
  5. jagerhunchback

    jagerhunchback MCLMM

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  6. drseiler

    drseiler Super-Model

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    :rofl:I'll give you this one. Nice work.
     
  7. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    Lot's of anal jokes here lately...


    The jokes forum has gone to shit since I've been gone... :D
     
  8. Grayson Lanier

    Grayson Lanier Turd collector

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    Were you associated with this one:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  9. JAKE!

    JAKE! JAKE

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    :picknose:SO, I DONT GET IT, DOESENT SALUKI HAVE A CAR? OR HE MUST LIKE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION...
     

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