the first time i bought condoms

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  1. jagerhunchback

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    I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or

    [FONT=&quot]so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Assistant behind the counter, and she could see [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]that I was new at it. She handed me the package [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]and asked if I knew how to wear one. [/FONT]



    [FONT=&quot]I answered honestly "No, this is my first time."

    So she unwrapped the package, took one out and [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]still looked confused. So, she looked all around [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]the store to see if it were empty. It was empty.

    "Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.

    "Do these excite you?" She asked. Well, I was so [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

    She then said it was time to slip the condom on. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]removed her panties and lay down on a desk. [/FONT]



    [FONT=&quot]"Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]time." [/FONT]



    [FONT=&quot]So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]KAPOW. I was done within a few moments.

    She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]put that condom on?" She asked. [/FONT]



    [FONT=&quot]I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]show her. [/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]She beat the shit out of me...[/FONT]<!-- google_ad_section_end -->
     
  2. Vermonster

    Vermonster Well-Known "Member"

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    Shit ! I think I fuckered up also....dammit !
     
  4. DITCH CLEANER

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    So Why was she pissed?
     
  5. Jig Strike

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    I started to get a boner as I read that.
     
  6. DoubletroubleII

    DoubletroubleII Fish On!

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    That is a funny spin on an old joke;

    An older brother is taking his younger brother to a whore house to get his first lay.

    When they arrive at the whore house the older brother asks his younger brother if he is sure what to do once he gets into the private room with the prositute.

    The younger brother responds that he sure thinks so.

    The older brother asks if he had brought a condum so she doesn't get pregnant and the younger brother responds that he doesn't have one and has never used one before.

    So the older brother hands him a condum and says you'd better put it on now before we go in just to make sure your doing it right. The older brother watches and sure enough little bro gets it on correctly.

    The brothers go in the whorehouse and end up having a really good time and they both get a good lay. They spend the rest of the weekend fishing on a sportboat and going out, they end up having a really good time,

    On the long drive back home the younger turns to his older sibling and asks "hey did you really care if I got that prositute pregnant?"

    The older brother responds "Naw.......I didn't really care, I gave it to you more for protection from STD's".

    The younger brother replies "good so is it safe to take off the condum now?".
     
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    Me too! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     

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