May 16, 2006
sometimes oahu.....mostly iraq occasionally afghan
25 ft powercat "Crazy Haole"
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife
goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he
will stop snoring.

'Yeah right!' she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife
tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the
closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the
dog's testicles..

Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed...

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking
with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins
snoring loudly.

The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the
closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's
Amazingly, it also works on him!

The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and
stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances
in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.

He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red
ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the
dog and whispers,

'I don't know where we were or what we did....But, by Golly we took FIRST
and SECOND place.