snoring

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  1. jagerhunchback

    jagerhunchback MCLMM

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    A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife
    goes to the vet to see if he can help.

    The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he
    will stop snoring.

    'Yeah right!' she says.

    A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife
    tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the
    closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the
    dog's testicles..

    Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed...

    Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking
    with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins
    snoring loudly.


    The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the
    closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's
    testicles.
    Amazingly, it also works on him!

    The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and
    stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances
    in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.

    He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red
    ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the
    dog and whispers,

    'I don't know where we were or what we did....But, by Golly we took FIRST
    and SECOND place.
     
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    Offshore Nick Newbie

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