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  1. jagerhunchback

    jagerhunchback MCLMM

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    The U.S. Army Colonel was about to receive the morning briefing from his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.







    He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"







    A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.





    A Captain said it was 50-50%.



    A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.


    There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?



    Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, sex has to be absolutely 100% pleasure."


    The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked the PFC why?






    "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."


    The room fell silent.


    God Bless the enlisted
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  2. nellie

    nellie Let's Ride!

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    aaaaaahhhhh.....Don't know too much about the ARMY cause they were south of us....God Bless them and the 7.62...but Semper Fi and to the "100% pleasure"........:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:...peace out!
     
  3. BuonaForTuna

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    LMAO that is some funny shit.. Dont forget you would have to tell the LT. where to go and how to do it.
     
  4. mahi

    mahi Member

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    That is the best I have read yet
     
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  6. DoubletroubleII

    DoubletroubleII Fish On!

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    That is a good one!
     

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