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BiggestT

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buzz kill :rofl:
Jimmy Smith for the win!

OK here's one of them holding my grandson, who does not look pleased. Guess which one described above and tell me if she ain't Carl material.

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Blackfish

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Multiple screen names, or multiple personalities...which is it ****? LOL :D
 
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Sgtsilbaugh

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Carl's checklist...
(1) Pulse
(2) Long hair
(3) Poor running skills
Lol, poor running skills. That's funny. Reminds me of the daughter from the movie Taken. She runs like a retard.

Wow, I actually found a youtube video about it! Lol, that's even more funny


 
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Sgtsilbaugh

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look at it like this:

Guy swims through a shark Zone and gets bit:

The Govt. closes the pier and beach to fishing.

Guy wants a selfie and pulls the seals head to his and loses his face...or a 10 year old loses a foot while kicking one.

What will be the Govt's. next move?
Ban fishing on the beach with sea lions.

And ban AR-15's too. They'll make up any excuse to ban those.

Doesn't make sense, but what does the government do that does?
 
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D-spot

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OK here's one of them holding my grandson, who does not look pleased. Guess which one described above and tell me if she ain't Carl material.

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He doesn't look upset...More like confused as to why he isn't facing the right direction....He's Hungry..
:eek2::eek2:
 
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BiggestT

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He doesn't look upset...More like confused as to why he isn't facing the right direction....He's Hungry..
:eek2::eek2:

Trust me, with the size of her little Perkies, he'd still be hungry.

That is one of the few photos I've seen where he's not smiling.

The gal is awfully nice and she's always over there spending time with my grandson.

Carl would never get it cause he doesn't have jungle fever speed in the 40.
 
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c-goat

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c-goat

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a little powder and a little paint can make a girl what she aint....

Just close your eyes and fantasize

I was going up to get my trophy at a car show, the playmate of the month was giving out the trophies and kissed the person getting the trophy... there was no way I was going to get that close to this hay bag... it would have taken more than two paper bags and a set of beer goggles... I wouldn't fuck that with Carl's dick. But in the magazine... I would have crawled over a block of broken glass just to smell the panties she wore last.

the moral of the story.... you can make one look good even if she doesn't... but there isn't a dam thing you can do to remove the bitch in them if that is how they are.
Just my opinion and I could be wrong, I was wrong once before.
Not wrong...pretty much on-point.
 
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gonzo25

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    Yep she looks good from a far but far from good.
    Don't look to close or you will ruin your fantasy

    Yeah, check out those big boobs... they look that way because her gut works like a push bra.

    I'm not doing any chicks that are bigger than I am... you know about fatty and skinny being in bed..... fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

    a well know saying, I don't think is true but.... you know what fat chicks and mopeds have in common? they're fun to ride but you don't want your friends seeing you doing it.
     
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