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I don't know Carl -

I will be honest and say I've done worse when there was Jack Daniels involved - but I would venture a guess that a lot of these ladies are driving diesel trucks.

-- The old ones with the manual injection pumps...

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Almost all of them have the angry face on. This is what happens to the lonely housewife when the kids have left the nest and the postman ain't cutting it.
 
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We'll have to agree to disagree on this one Stevo.......
Most all CALI Bimbos need make up.From years of sun worshiping at the beach.And Crying about evil fishermen killing furbags,gives them crowsfeet.Why do you think all the plastic surgeons are out here.LOL By the way anybody see sharon osbourne lately.LOLLOLLOL:eek: New rubberface injections.No wonder Ozzy fell off the wagon again.
 
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    Vic Lagina

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    Most all CALI Bimbos need make up.From years of sun worshiping at the beach.And Crying about evil fishermen killing furbags,gives them crowsfeet.Why do you think all the plastic surgeons are out here.LOL By the way anybody see sharon osbourne lately.LOLLOLLOL:eek: New rubberface injections.No wonder Ozzy fell off the wagon again.

    Don't be such a Dick, this is a serious problem.
     
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    BiggestT

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    Most all CALI Bimbos need make up.From years of sun worshiping at the beach.And Crying about evil fishermen killing furbags,gives them crowsfeet.Why do you think all the plastic surgeons are out here.LOL By the way anybody see sharon osbourne lately.LOLLOLLOL:eek: New rubberface injections.No wonder Ozzy fell off the wagon again.

    The dermatologist I go to for skin cancer check ups, over half her practice is Botox, Juvaderm, etc. The women just pile in there. Sorta feel sorry for them that societal expectations forces such behavior on them.

    That said, I'm very happy with my position in Actavis Plc (ACT) which just acquired Allergan, maker of Botox and Juvaderm. Those products are like gold cause the women gotta have it.
     
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    If I was a starving near death Sea Lion, the last thing I'd want to see is that Camel-toe on the left. :zelfmoord
    don't they have a leash Law at the Beach' some one should call Animal control to pick up all them Dogs
     
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    The dermatologist I go to for skin cancer check ups, over half her practice is Botox, Juvaderm, etc. The women just pile in there. Sorta feel sorry for them that societal expectations forces such behavior on them.

    That said, I'm very happy with my position in Actavis Plc (ACT) which just acquired Allergan, maker of Botox and Juvaderm. Those products are like gold cause the women gotta have it.
    i am thinking about getting a few botox injections somewhere
     
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    The dermatologist I go to for skin cancer check ups, over half her practice is Botox, Juvaderm, etc. The women just pile in there. Sorta feel sorry for them that societal expectations forces such behavior on them.

    That said, I'm very happy with my position in Actavis Plc (ACT) which just acquired Allergan, maker of Botox and Juvaderm. Those products are like gold cause the women gotta have it.


    i agree, i made alot of money on the Allergan takeover.......
     
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    BiggestT

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    i agree, i made alot of money on the Allergan takeover.......

    As a banker, the old Watson Pharmaceutical was one of my clients. Same with Allergan. Once I no longer had a conflict of interest, I bought both and now they are one. Life is good. Bitches keep shooting up that shit and lining my pockets.
     
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    Must be nice to diddle yourself all day taking facies until you get a F Book msg a cute and cuddly fish molester needs savin. If they looked like an anteater with fins these bimbos wouldn't bother.
    1st World problems.
     
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    Omarkayak

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    Sick Pup? Aren't they playing Coachella? Ella? Ella?

    A curse on those people who would try to feed them Cheetos (probably flamin' hot Cheetos too), and on bratty kids that would kick them (probably wearing steel-toe flip-flops, too), and on people taking selfies with them (probably naked selfies, too, the creeps).

    No question sea lions have over-acclimated to people, especially anglers, and gone all rumspringa at x-spots for fish migration like river mouths for anadromous (sp?) species and convenient haul outs like the children's pool at LJ and public docks. Similarly no question that the general public sees these creatures with a very empathetic eye. Yes, I'm a pessimist and can't help but think that the vast number of folks will forever look at the situation of starving sea lions as anything more but "those poor starving sea lions." What are you gonna do?

    And, since the other subject has been brought up, you know what? Maybe I wouldn't hit that.

    Yeah, right.

    Well, actually I wouldn't, but for a bunch of other reasons.

    Good fishin'!
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    I would be curious if the DFW could share the algorithm for determining how many deer need to be culled for a determined population density of an identified area. We could propose to use the same algorithm for thinning the seal population and say we are using an accepted methodology that has acceptance among the entire scientific community in California and the other 50 states.

    I was told that by culling 8% of a starving population, the removal from that culling would guarantee the future of any given species.

    Maybe we should use the science given to us by both the DFW and environmentalists to move or revise the current agenda. Here is an example;
    If the population is X, and 10% of X is starving, using accepted wildlife methodology to guarantee a species survival, 8% of the total population should be culled.. LOL

    Anyway just a thought..
     
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    Rare Blue booby, boobs.Not the smartest birds either. POST 69!:rockin:
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    gather them up and go feed the real endangered animals ( Polar Bear ) win win
    Turns out polar bears are fine too.More left wing bs.Co2 is plant food.period!Don't see them trying to ban Cokacola do you?The strongest green house gas is,,,,,, wait for it....... Di hydrogen monoxide.It's everywhere!:eek:
     
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    I think that without all that makeup, most would pass.

    a little powder and a little paint can make a girl what she aint....

    Just close your eyes and fantasize

    I was going up to get my trophy at a car show, the playmate of the month was giving out the trophies and kissed the person getting the trophy... there was no way I was going to get that close to this hay bag... it would have taken more than two paper bags and a set of beer goggles... I wouldn't fuck that with Carl's dick. But in the magazine... I would have crawled over a block of broken glass just to smell the panties she wore last.

    the moral of the story.... you can make one look good even if she doesn't... but there isn't a dam thing you can do to remove the bitch in them if that is how they are.
    Just my opinion and I could be wrong, I was wrong once before.
     
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    a little powder and a little paint can make a girl what she aint....

    Just close your eyes and fantasize

    I was going up to get my trophy at a car show, the playmate of the month was giving out the trophies and kissed the person getting the trophy... there was no way I was going to get that close to this hay bag... it would have taken more than two paper bags and a set of beer goggles... I wouldn't fuck that with Carl's dick. But in the magazine... I would have crawled over a block of broken glass just to smell the panties she wore last.

    the moral of the story.... you can make one look good even if she doesn't... but there isn't a dam thing you can do to remove the bitch in them if that is how they are.
    Just my opinion and I could be wrong, I was wrong once before.

    Reminds me of a funny story. Me and my partner were unveiling a new Paramedic van at City Hall. The Mayor, city council Dept heads, our Chief, media etc. were there...as was Miss Anaheim.

    She is in full regalia, tiara, sash and all. After we were introduced to her she extends her hand like the Queen of England for us to kiss. No shit.

    My partner looks her straight in the face and asks....
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    True story circa 1980
     
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    a little powder and a little paint can make a girl what she aint....

    Just close your eyes and fantasize

    I was going up to get my trophy at a car show, the playmate of the month was giving out the trophies and kissed the person getting the trophy... there was no way I was going to get that close to this hay bag... it would have taken more than two paper bags and a set of beer goggles... I wouldn't fuck that with Carl's dick. But in the magazine... I would have crawled over a block of broken glass just to smell the panties she wore last.

    the moral of the story.... you can make one look good even if she doesn't... but there isn't a dam thing you can do to remove the bitch in them if that is how they are.
    Just my opinion and I could be wrong, I was wrong once before.

    Awesome.

    My daughter-in-law has several friends, all in desperate searches for "the man", who wear the cake-up make-up. One of them is a manager for MAC Cosmetics, which is that Hollywood stage make up. She packs that stuff on and she's always taking pouty lip selfies and posting on FaceBook. Carl would love her as she's a 6' tall Amazon with a full booty and perky A-cups. Only problem, she has the jungle fever cleat chaser fetish, favoring NFL players and NBA players. So Carl could not measure up, not compete.

    Still remember a conversation with her when she was dating some guy who was just drafted in the first round of the NFL draft out of the University of Colorado. I had heard some things the guy about the from my DIL and had followed the draft. Not many guys go in the first round out of CU. So I struck up a conversation with her:

    BT: First round draft pick out of CU.....So do you know what position he plays?

    A: I don't know for sure. It rhymes with Quarterback, but he does not touch the ball a lot.

    BT: Oh so he plays defense and must be a cornerback?

    A: Yeah, I think that's it.

    Dumber than a rock.

    There was this other gal who always was hanging around. She was going to school at USC and supposedly lived with her parents in Riverside. She always ended up crashing at our place because it was half way in between, has plenty of room, etc. At the time my son and his wife were living in the East wing of our home, saving money for a home (they bought one). At the time, I was 100% on the road and just arrive home and wondered who it was. I talked to my DIL about and asked her to try and move her along. I will admit that I enjoyed all the photos they posted on FaceBook of their bikini pool parties they had at my place while I was on the road. One morning I pulled up to the breakfast table in the kitchen and there was this woman there I didn't recognize. Took me awhile to figure out it was the same gal, just without all her makeup on. Whoa, she was ugly.
     
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    Awesome.

    My daughter-in-law has several friends, all in desperate searches for "the man", who wear the cake-up make-up. One of them is a manager for MAC Cosmetics, which is that Hollywood stage make up. She packs that stuff on and she's always taking pouty lip selfies and posting on FaceBook. Carl would love her as she's a 6' tall Amazon with a full booty and perky A-cups. Only problem, she has the jungle fever cleat chaser fetish, favoring NFL players and NBA players. So Carl could not measure up, not compete.

    Still remember a conversation with her when she was dating some guy who was just drafted in the first round of the NFL draft out of the University of Colorado. I had heard some things the guy about the from my DIL and had followed the draft. Not many guys go in the first round out of CU. So I struck up a conversation with her:

    BT: First round draft pick out of CU.....So do you know what position he plays?

    A: I don't know for sure. It rhymes with Quarterback, but he does not touch the ball a lot.

    BT: Oh so he plays defense and must be a cornerback?

    A: Yeah, I think that's it.

    Dumber than a rock.

    There was this other gal who always was hanging around. She was going to school at USC and supposedly lived with her parents in Riverside. She always ended up crashing at our place because it was half way in between, has plenty of room, etc. At the time my son and his wife were living in the East wing of our home, saving money for a home (they bought one). At the time, I was 100% on the road and just arrive home and wondered who it was. I talked to my DIL about and asked her to try and move her along. I will admit that I enjoyed all the photos they posted on FaceBook of their bikini pool parties they had at my place while I was on the road. One morning I pulled up to the breakfast table in the kitchen and there was this woman there I didn't recognize. Took me awhile to figure out it was the same gal, just without all her makeup on. Whoa, she was ugly.
    buzz kill :rofl:
    Jimmy Smith for the win!
     
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