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Gil Marlin

World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator
Nov 27, 2003
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Scott
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A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on
their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, sent her husband a text while she was out of the house
having coffee with a friend.
She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
 
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Carl

Bridesmaid,,,,,,,Again
  • Nov 29, 2004
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    That's actually the second decent one you posted in the last few weeks.....

    I thought your persistence met Einsteins definition of insanity. I'll have to reconsider.
     
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    Carl

    Bridesmaid,,,,,,,Again
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    ConSeaMate

    Legend in my own mind
    Sep 6, 2005
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    3rd time is a charm Gilly.......lol...
     
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