Parking Ticket

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Jig Strike, Jul 22, 2008.

  1. Jig Strike

    Jig Strike . . . new and improved

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    I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

    When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

    So I went up to him and said, 'Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres!

    So I called him a piece of horse shit.

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

    Then he started writing a third ticket!

    This went on for about 20 minutes.

    The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    I didn't care.






    My car was parked around the corner.
     
  2. labboss2003

    labboss2003 Newbie

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  3. Kurt

    Kurt Mistadobalina

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    Hey Stan, ban this fucking tool would you please?

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  4. Carl

    Carl Bridesmaid,,,,,,,Again

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  5. fishnfool

    fishnfool Member

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    He is gone but Stan didn't get him. LOL
     
  6. watch-n-learn

    watch-n-learn Member

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  7. Chance

    Chance Kinder and Gentler

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    and this one had a Obama/Biden sticker
     
  8. Kurt

    Kurt Mistadobalina

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    Cool, Kev got another kill :D
     
  9. Surfdoc

    Surfdoc The finger in the Dyke!

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    Yep..........can't take credit for a Kev's Sweedish meatball up the keester..:D

    Nice one Kevan!
     
  10. Fishbones

    Fishbones Your wife thinks about ME

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    Bork Bork Bork......Bork........:rofl:
    Nice kill Kevan
     
  11. jagerhunchback

    jagerhunchback MCLMM

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    you're not gonna get a christmas card from marcus with remarks like that!!!
     
  12. Chance

    Chance Kinder and Gentler

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    Mike I know you are right,but I just can't help myself. Stan and I will give him a group hug at the Christmas party... or Stan and I will drink a few beers. One or the other.
     
  13. jagerhunchback

    jagerhunchback MCLMM

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    I think id rather just drink beers with stan and tell war stories and talk about how fucked the current stste of the union is!!!!
    :rofl:
     
  14. nu2salt

    nu2salt going to fish the islands

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    Can someone please explain what just happened here?
     
  15. the hook

    the hook Bluesman

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    culling
     

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