Parking Ticket

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May 18, 2005
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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres!

So I called him a piece of horse shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care.






My car was parked around the corner.
 

Kurt

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Jul 9, 2003
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Hey Stan, ban this fucking tool would you please?

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Chance

Kinder and Gentler
Aug 27, 2005
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The Beach
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Dick
Boat
Knot Again
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres!

So I called him a piece of horse shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care.






My car was parked around the corner.
and this one had a Obama/Biden sticker
 

Fishbones

Your wife thinks about ME
Nov 7, 2005
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Bork Bork Bork......Bork........:rofl:
Nice kill Kevan
 

Chance

Kinder and Gentler
Aug 27, 2005
739
0
16
The Beach
Name
Dick
Boat
Knot Again
you're not gonna get a christmas card from marcus with remarks like that!!!

Mike I know you are right,but I just can't help myself. Stan and I will give him a group hug at the Christmas party... or Stan and I will drink a few beers. One or the other.
 
May 16, 2006
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mike
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Mike I know you are right,but I just can't help myself. Stan and I will give him a group hug at the Christmas party... or Stan and I will drink a few beers. One or the other.
I think id rather just drink beers with stan and tell war stories and talk about how fucked the current stste of the union is!!!!
:rofl: