Offshore O'side sunday. "that guy"

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I Hate to do this.....fuck it no I don't! Launched at about 5:15am "that guy" immediately starts drinking the Bloody Mary he made in a water bottle before we left his house (smelled like mostly vodka to me but whatever) . Got bait and started towards the harbor mouth out comes a beer for "that guy".

The plan was to head straight west troll around the ten mile mark and look for signs. We had agreed the night before we would stay in general area and look for the right signs. Not to be.....

"That guys" drunkenness from the night before has already set firmly back in as we are following a SW compass heading in the fog and another beer pops open...."fish are deep south" he says when I ask why we are going the wrong direction. "How do you know?" I ask. "Trust me, my instinct never fails"......"you're boat" says I knowing fish have been all up and down the coast.

After motoring along for a couple more beers and some shit talking on the radio "that guy" comes to a stop and decides it's time to start the troll. Right on! Here's where it all goes to shit (literally) and gets funny has hell!

"That guy" deploys the outriggers, sets a rod with a ceadar plug dangling from the line in the port side rod holder, goes to reach out for the line and as I'm watching loses his balance and goes, flailing reaching for something to grab onto, head over heals into the water!!! He immediately grabs the side of the boat with a look of surprise and shock on his face.

"You ok?" I ask. "Yes but I think I pooped." He says....... I start busting a gut with uncontrollable laughter but manage to get out a "what did you say?". He responds "yep.......I'm pretty sure I pooped....oh God I gotta poop right now!!". Before I could respond poop is floating up all around "that guy"......the sight of him wallowing in his own shit was all I could take.......I let loose with my own expelling of stomache contents in the form of two short but solid bursts of projectile vomit. But, again start cracking up as he looks around himself and says "oh no! I gotta get away from all this" and starts working hand over hand down the tunnel away from his shit and my puke

He pulls himself back aboard and drinks another beer as we drift in the lonley stillness of the morning fog....neither one of us speaking....silence only being broken by my uncontrolled laughter as I replayed what just happened over and over in my mind.

We finally get back on the move and trolling...

After about ten minutes I realize we are heading east. I verify with a compass check. Ok I figure we are gonna box around and keep an eye out. We keep heading east....

After twenty minutes I ask "that guy" his intentions.....no response. Ask again.....no response. Ten more minutes go by....

Anyway......we end up in front of Ponto Beach. From then on I knew there was no hope and I was just gonna go along for the ride with "that guy"

The rest of the day he drank beer, talked shit on the radio, swam and occasionally attempted to fish as we zig-zagged leisurely back to Oceanside.

I managed two decent sand bass (released).

"That guy" is one of my best friends in the world and this is a first for me seeing him act like this.

Sorry for the long story and not much of a report but figured some might get a good laugh out of it.

Moral of the story? Don't be that guy!!

Tight lines.....






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That is the funniest shit I've read in a long time!! I really needed that! Thank you
 
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Weekend Bender

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New Avatar my ass, thanks for the new screen saver:)

Funny shit!
 
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lamnidae

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I was thinking a "Don't Be That Guy" T-shirt, but it is your buddy, so.......maybe not.

Bummer about the Bummer trip but one hell of a funny story.
 
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skipjackrobert

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That is your best friend?
 
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?? fisherman

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After seeing the pic I'm not buying it, but it's still funny as all shit......... brilliant actually!!! LOL

Guess there is more than one way to chunk fish, and this guys was showing his version.

Damn funny post dude......... you win the BD best of best award for this one!!

The unknown fisherman:p:
 
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stuman

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I call BS without photos of the poop. My first thought was how did the poop get out of his pants.

"You ok?" I ask. "Yes but I think I pooped." He says....... I start busting a gut with uncontrollable laughter but manage to get out a "what did you say?". He responds "yep.......I'm pretty sure I pooped....oh God I gotta poop right now!!". Before I could respond poop is floating up all around "that guy"......the sight of him wallowing in his own shit was all I could take.......I let loose with my own expelling of stomache contents in the form of two short but solid bursts of projectile vomit. But, again start cracking up as he looks around himself and says "oh no! I gotta get away from all this" and starts working hand over hand down the tunnel away from his shit and my puke
 
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David tran

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I Hate to do this.....fuck it no I don't! Launched at about 5:15am "that guy" immediately starts drinking the Bloody Mary he made in a water bottle before we left his house (smelled like mostly vodka to me but whatever) . Got bait and started towards the harbor mouth out comes a beer for "that guy".

The plan was to head straight west troll around the ten mile mark and look for signs. We had agreed the night before we would stay in general area and look for the right signs. Not to be.....

"That guys" drunkenness from the night before has already set firmly back in as we are following a SW compass heading in the fog and another beer pops open...."fish are deep south" he says when I ask why we are going the wrong direction. "How do you know?" I ask. "Trust me, my instinct never fails"......"you're boat" says I knowing fish have been all up and down the coast.

After motoring along for a couple more beers and some shit talking on the radio "that guy" comes to a stop and decides it's time to start the troll. Right on! Here's where it all goes to shit (literally) and gets funny has hell!

"That guy" deploys the outriggers, sets a rod with a ceadar plug dangling from the line in the port side rod holder, goes to reach out for the line and as I'm watching loses his balance and goes, flailing reaching for something to grab onto, head over heals into the water!!! He immediately grabs the side of the boat with a look of surprise and shock on his face.

"You ok?" I ask. "Yes but I think I pooped." He says....... I start busting a gut with uncontrollable laughter but manage to get out a "what did you say?". He responds "yep.......I'm pretty sure I pooped....oh God I gotta poop right now!!". Before I could respond poop is floating up all around "that guy"......the sight of him wallowing in his own shit was all I could take.......I let loose with my own expelling of stomache contents in the form of two short but solid bursts of projectile vomit. But, again start cracking up as he looks around himself and says "oh no! I gotta get away from all this" and starts working hand over hand down the tunnel away from his shit and my puke

He pulls himself back aboard and drinks another beer as we drift in the lonley stillness of the morning fog....neither one of us speaking....silence only being broken by my uncontrolled laughter as I replayed what just happened over and over in my mind.

We finally get back on the move and trolling...

After about ten minutes I realize we are heading east. I verify with a compass check. Ok I figure we are gonna box around and keep an eye out. We keep heading east....

After twenty minutes I ask "that guy" his intentions.....no response. Ask again.....no response. Ten more minutes go by....

Anyway......we end up in front of Ponto Beach. From then on I knew there was no hope and I was just gonna go along for the ride with "that guy"

The rest of the day he drank beer, talked shit on the radio, swam and occasionally attempted to fish as we zig-zagged leisurely back to Oceanside.

I managed two decent sand bass (released).

"That guy" is one of my best friends in the world and this is a first for me seeing him act like this.

Sorry for the long story and not much of a report but figured some might get a good laugh out of it.

Moral of the story? Don't be that guy!!

Tight lines.....






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Best story so far on bd. Remind me of my fishing buddy who's a dentist.
 
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I call BS without photos of the poop. My first thought was how did the poop get out of his pants.

He pulled his shorts down under water.

"You ok?" I ask. "Yes but I think I pooped." He says....... I start busting a gut with uncontrollable laughter but manage to get out a "what did you say?". He responds "yep.......I'm pretty sure I pooped....oh God I gotta poop right now!!". Before I could respond poop is floating up all around "that guy"......the sight of him wallowing in his own shit was all I could take.......I let loose with my own expelling of stomache contents in the form of two short but solid bursts of projectile vomit. But, again start cracking up as he looks around himself and says "oh no! I gotta get away from all this" and starts working hand over hand down the tunnel away from his shit and my puke
 
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REELCLOSE

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Look guys I don't care if you believe it or not but its true and yes he's one of my best friends. I shared the story for a number of pretty obvious reasons. Think about your friends and past fishing trips.....they ain't all wide open bites. Matter of fact they're probably a lot of laughs and good times. Fishing is AWESOME.... fishing with longtime friends is MORE AWESOME whether or not you catch a fish right? Most important of all.......sometimes "shit happens" and if your friends get butt hurt at you for laughing at them then they ain't worth having as friends.
 
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stuman

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Still need photos of the floating poop. The captain being an alcoholic would suggest dehydration and his poop would sink. lol
 
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No way that is your best friend...you would not do that to a friend or a best friend...this post must be a joke to ur friends...

Look guys I don't care if you believe it or not but its true and yes he's one of my best friends. I shared the story for a number of pretty obvious reasons. Think about your friends and past fishing trips.....they ain't all wide open bites. Matter of fact they're probably a lot of laughs and good times. Fishing is AWESOME.... fishing with longtime friends is MORE AWESOME whether or not you catch a fish right? Most important of all.......sometimes "shit happens" and if your friends get butt hurt at you for laughing at them then they ain't worth having as friends.

"Living Large"

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sharkstew

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If I was your "lifetime friend" and you posted that shit...I'd cut you off in a heartbeat. It's a different type of post and I'm sure some people got a good laugh but, now we know you're either a full on bull-shitter or one of the worst friends any of us have ever seen or heard about. Nice job...
 
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