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May 16, 2006
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25 ft powercat "Crazy Haole"
Saluki is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Saluki goes to
a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his fishing accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before
they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Saluki turns to Mildred and asks, 'Do you know
what I miss most of all?'
She asks, 'What?'
'Sex!!' he replies

Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!'
'I know,' Saluki says, 'but it would be nice if a woman would just hold it for a while.'

Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and
proceeds to hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit
and talk and Mildred would hold Saluki's manhood.
Then one night Saluki didn't show up at their usual meeting place.

Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Saluki and make sure he was O. K.
She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the
pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Saluki's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing son of a bitch! What does Ethel have that
I don't have?'

Old Saluki smiled happily and replied, 'Parkinson's.'