A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that. If I were to do something this crazy, I have 3 conditions. #1, You have to be single #2, You must be Catholic. #3, I can only give you oral, because my vagina has to stay pure. The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single, Catholic, and a blow job is great!' 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish..' The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Saluki and I'm going to the Bloodydeck's Halloween party.