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  1. jagerhunchback

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    A cabbie picks up a Nun.

    She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

    She asks him why he is staring.
    He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
    She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

    'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun.'

    She responds,
    'Well, let's see what we can do about that. If I were to do something this crazy, I have 3 conditions.
    #1, You have to be single
    #2, You must be Catholic.
    #3, I can only give you oral, because my vagina has to stay pure.

    The cab driver is very excited and says,
    'Yes, I'm single, Catholic, and a blow job is great!'

    'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

    The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

    'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish..'

    The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Saluki and I'm going to the Bloodydeck's Halloween party.:finger:
     
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    I spit out my beer I was laughing so hard
     
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    Oh geeeeeeeeez!
     
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    Saluki .

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    I don't get it?
     
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    lol thats fucken funny as hell......
     
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