nuns

May 16, 2006
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A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have sex with a nun.'

She responds,
'Well, let's see what we can do about that. If I were to do something this crazy, I have 3 conditions.
#1, You have to be single
#2, You must be Catholic.
#3, I can only give you oral, because my vagina has to stay pure.

The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single, Catholic, and a blow job is great!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a way that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish..'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Saluki and I'm going to the Bloodydeck's Halloween party.:finger:
 

Saluki

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May 10, 2003
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Mika Tan
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I don't get it?