Max's Big Date...

Gil Marlin

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Nov 27, 2003
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Max walks into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.
I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep
me horny . . . keep potent." The pharmacist reaches under the
counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small
cardboard box marked "Viagra Extra Strength" and
says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!"
Max says, "Gimme 3 boxes." The next day, Max walks
into the same pharmacy, right up to the same pharmacist and pulls
down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices
that Max's penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging off
in some places. Max says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay."
The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?!?!?! You're not going to put
Ben Gay on THAT, are you?" Max says, "Naw, it's for my
arms. The girls didn't show up!!
 
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Football is right around the corner....

Does San Diego still have an active roster?

Stand by. Have you taken the time to look at this years schedule?

Let's all go together.
 
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Gil Marlin

World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator
Nov 27, 2003
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Football is right around the corner....Does San Diego still have an active roster?
Stand by. Have you taken the time to look at this years schedule? Let's all go together.

I'd love to go... please pick up a block of tickets...
 
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