Max is a Ladies Man...

Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Gil Marlin, Jul 20, 2014.

  1. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    Max saw a gorgeous woman standing alone at the local bar. After tossing back a couple of beers he got the nerve to approach her and said: "Hi, I was going to tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."

    The woman looked at him for a moment and replied: "What a coincidence. I was going to tell you a joke about my ass, but you'll never get it."
     
  2. Tues

    Tues Not my job...

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    Sad. Seriously sad. I came here to laugh, and got this.

    Carry on.
     
  3. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    Are you related to Max??? Seriously... :D
     

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