Looking for a new Bitch

Discussion in 'Nonsense Anything Boards' started by barracuda Killer, May 3, 2006.

  1. barracuda Killer

    barracuda Killer Shakin haters 1 at a time

    Location:
    91PIMP
    Name:
    Derelict #3 the pimpish one
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    Party with Ceez, go to jail
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    Since Jiggz got a fucking job, and George went sober, I am just about bitchless. Jaydog aka Gaydog stepped up but he aint half the bitch Jiggz use to be. If you know of a no count drag ass that might make a good bitch for me, please let me know.

    Qualifications:
    1. no job having MFer
    2. Must worship the ground I walk on
    3. must have decent fishing gear I can borrow at will
    4. Must like tater tots
    5. Must look cute in a thong / g string

    Raider fan a plus
     
  2. Viking

    Viking **********

    Location:
    Sandy Eggo
    Name:
    Mark
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    Cobra FnD
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    "Raider Fan a plus" would have been better communicated with "low IQ a plus".

    The two usually go hand in hand.
     
  3. barracuda Killer

    barracuda Killer Shakin haters 1 at a time

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    wanna go there with me? Death_To_ gunz
     
  4. topdog

    topdog Manos de Suerte

    Location:
    Altadena
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    tOpdOg
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    22' triumph
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    funny ass muther f!
     
  5. jstcrzyengh

    jstcrzyengh Newbie

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    James
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    Now a niner fan. We represent the "other side" of that equation if you will :notworthy
     
  6. ?? fisherman

    ?? fisherman super Captain

    Location:
    Soul Cal
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    Mike
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    Sounds to me as if Katana meets all of your requirements. And on top of that he likes to be put in handcuffs:rofl:

    The unknown fisherman:p:
     
  7. Surfdoc

    Surfdoc The finger in the Dyke!

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    Bahia Asucion BCS
    Name:
    Stan
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    Mx Panga, MOJAC
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    Fuck your easy............. didn't even want to see a picture of him in a thong and your ready to date....


    WTF did I teach you about strangers youngun !!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. barracuda Killer

    barracuda Killer Shakin haters 1 at a time

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    91PIMP
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  9. Carnivore

    Carnivore Addicted to Mt.Dew

    Location:
    In the land of milk and honey, or beer and nuts!!!
    Name:
    Drew
    Boat:
    2002 23' Striper w/a outboard (Blood Thirsty) & 14Ft aluminum (little hooper) for LOBSTER!!
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    Qualifications:
    1.
    no job having MFer I can take off work anytime.
    2. Must worship the ground I walk on MY GOD!!!!
    3. must have decent fishing gear I can borrow at will All shimano and seekers?
    4. Must like tater tots MY FAVORITE!!!
    5. Must look cute in a thong / g string I'v been working out!!!

    Raider fan a plus OH damn so close, I don't watch basket ball!!!
     
  10. Jaydog

    Jaydog Member

    Location:
    San Diego
    Name:
    Jay
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    Mako 19'
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    I aint your HOLLER BACK GIRL!!! Whatever the fuck that means, good luck TATARSLAM!!!
     
  11. MM2

    MM2 thunnus

    Location:
    murrieta
    Name:
    charlie
    Boat:
    26'PACEMAKER SPORTFISHER "CORAZON"
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    :finger: :finger: :finger: i feel so bad for the big looser.and yah i'll go there with yah but i ain't cookin!!!!!!!! Hey brush your teeth and loose the darkside and you will find the bitch you want, maybe at some lovely trout stream in wyoming and you could whip each other with your designer cane POLES!!!!!!!!SEEYAH MM2/CHARLIE:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  12. ConSeaMate

    ConSeaMate Legend in my own mind

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    Buster Brown
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    I'm sure glad you live a loooooong ways away from me!.....
     
  13. Saluki

    Saluki .

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    HB
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    Mika Tan
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    "MoorZilla"
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    Yo Ron.
    If ya got $55,000.00 I know where you can get one for a short time. Maybe show him the ropes before he goes away. :D
     
  14. bertram31

    bertram31 Member

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    Jack
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    Maybe you should try the role reversal thang, you may have better luck LOL. Dont worry you could switch hit every once and a while.

    Jack
     
  15. GUERO

    GUERO Mansfield to Alijos......

    Location:
    9210B
    Name:
    Big Girl, AKA, Miss March
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    Pinnacle Sportfishing
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    you had me at Since
     
  16. The Notorious S.U.A

    The Notorious S.U.A Newbie

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    laguna
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    jorge
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    easy Colonslam, your too cool to hang out with sober people now?
     
  17. Stringer

    Stringer Idiot Savant

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    Bakersfield
    Name:
    Stringer
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    9raider.jpg

    1.I work a 4 on 4 off....so only have a job half the time.
    2.That street goes both ways.
    3.I make my own rods, and I got some puddy good sheet.
    4.I love tater tots.....but baked french fries are better for my weight watchers diet.
    5.I'm getting there...maybe 30 more pounds.

    And as you can see...been a raider fan since 1972 (age 9)

    Do you travel?????? :D
     
  18. jscrib

    jscrib Whale Cock

    Location:
    Santa Monica
    Name:
    j
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    VS
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    sounds great but all my reels are left handed.

    j
     
  19. barracuda Killer

    barracuda Killer Shakin haters 1 at a time

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    91PIMP
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    Derelict #3 the pimpish one
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    yall need to step it up a bit. summer is here damnit. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  20. Cory

    Cory Rule #2 Doubletap Admin

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    San Diego
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    Cory
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