2 cups long grain white rice 4 cups water 2 hamburger patties or you can go the super unhealthy jager way and use 1/2 (12 ounce) container Spam sliced into 1/4 inch thick slices 4 eggs, beaten or overeasy ( i like'em overeasy) 1 (10.5 ounce) can brown gravy, heated Combine the rice and water in a saucepan and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer for 15 minutes or until rice is tender and water is absorbed. Meanwhile, heat a non-stick skillet over medium heat until hot. Fry Spamâ¢ slices until browned. Remove from the skillet, and set aside. Pour the eggs into the skillet; cook and stir until scrambled and cooked through. Set aside. For each plate, place two scoops of rice, and 1 burger patty (or two slices of spam). Top with brown gravy. two scrambled eggs(or 2 eggs overeasy), then kill'em!!!