Ever spoken --- and wished that you could take the words backâ¦or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are a few people who didâ¦ 1. I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, âHow much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?â I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didnât say a wordâ¦ he knew better. Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX 2. I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the womenâs type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, âI think I like playing with menâs balls.â Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI 3. My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, âNo, Iâm just looking at your nuts.â My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD 4. While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving âright nowâ she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, âIf you donât let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddyâs pee-pee last night?â The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me was screams of laughter. Amy Richardson, Stafford, VA 5. A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine here embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, âPRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE.â That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word âTampaxâ for âTHUMBTACKS.â In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. âDO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?â Diane E. Amov 6. Have you ever asked your child a potty question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, âNo.â I kept thinking, âOh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I donât have any clothes with me.â Then I said, âDanny, are you SURE you didnât have an accident?â âNo,â he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo! I asked one more time, âDanny, did you have an accident?â This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. âSEE MOM, ITâS JUST FARTS!!â While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh theyâd ever had! 7. This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but donât get anyâ¦a true story? We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didnât, turned to the weatherman and asked: âSo Bob, whereâs that 8 inches you promised me last night?â Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did, too, they were laughing so hard!