kinda mean, but funny!!!

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  1. jagerhunchback

    jagerhunchback MCLMM

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    mods if this is too offensive by all means give me my lumps.


    Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio .

    "What is your name?" – asked the teacher. "Mohammad". answered the kid.

    You are in America now - from now on your name will be Johnny," replied the teacher.

    In the evening, Mohammad returned home.

    "How was your day, Mohammad?" asked his mother.

    "My name is not Mohammad. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny."
    "Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
    - and she beat him
    Then she called his father - and he too beat him.
    The next day Mohammad returned to school.
    When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?
    "Well ma'am, four hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."
     
  2. Kurt

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    hahahahahahhaha nice one
     
  3. Buttchaser

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    LOL great
     
  5. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    Thoroughly offensive... :D
     

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