You need a lime green Borat mankini, rhinestone sunglasses, and some flutter spoon earrings. Loop a couple of tuna feather daisy chains around your neck like a feather boa and you’re set.If we all show up for a flotilla I may just have the hankering to have my shirt off and be sun bathing myself like a hauled out knot head on my engine compartment in the banana hammock. Just a fair warning to everyone. She can’t point an LRAD if she is blinded.
Blasted Zydeco music from a set of speakers big enough to bog your generator down will complete the effect.
If you want to up the game, Vaseline yourself up and dance like a stripper on top of the pilot house.