I would like to share an experience with all of you about drinking and driving.

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  1. Saluki

    Saluki .

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    The other night I was out having dinner and a few drinks with friends.

    After having far too much and knowing full good and well I was wasted.

    I did something I’ve never done before.

    I took a bus home.





    I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before.
     
  2. defy

    defy FNG

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    lol.
    I love calling AAA and towing me home. From the bar.
     
  3. @-EZ

    @-EZ Fail, try again.

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    Impressive. Buses are hard to navigate when your wasted.. :rofl:
     
  4. furniture 4 me

    furniture 4 me Well-Known "Member"

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    the real question is did you wake up to find it still in front of your house? the next one is did you have to explain to the neighbors?

    thats a great one!
     
  5. GRUNT0369

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    I thought you were going to say you turned into a Bears Fan.
     
  6. Gil Marlin

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    It was a really short bus...
     
  7. cretin

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    Dat waz a goot one!!!:rofl:
     
  8. osidefishin

    osidefishin big daddy

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    funny shit...
     
  9. bus kid

    bus kid rebmem nwonk llew

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    funniest thing Gil has ever said :hali_olutta: well overdue.
     
  10. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    Coming from my #1 critic, I'll take that as a compliment... :D
     
  11. Saluki

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    You just hurt Tues feelings. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  12. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    No worries, I think we're in love again...:rofl:
     
  13. Kevin J. Oliver

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    did you bag the chick in the back of the bus before you ditched it?
     
  14. Bank Robber

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    Were your pant legs a little wet in the morning?
     

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