Discussion in 'Nonsense Anything Boards' started by Special Ed, Jul 16, 2013.
Remind me to never ask for marital advice on this forum...
Well, that sounds fair........................or not.
Dr Saluki is in the house.
First, good call on not talking to her while you are pissed.
Once you have cooled down, simply talk it out. Husbands and wives who don't talk, don't make it.
Yo have a true reason to be mad and hurt by her question, but also realize, you are gone 17 hours a day, and she misses you and your companionship. She understands you are tired, but in her mind, she has some insecurity that is telling her you are not into her, when in reality, you are just to tired to be into to anyone.
Talk it out. Its the simplest, but at times, the hardest thing to do in a marriage. I'm going on 21 years.
Good luck and hats off for doing what you have to do to support the family.
I'd be pissed , If i came home and there was no dinner on the table
If you haven't figured it out by now, to most chicks YOU are their hobby. When they are cutoff they get weird. Being their hobby they don't like sharing either. As in other hobbies, hunting and fishing or in this case, two jobs. Been there done that working a second job AND a many years long remodel on the house.
And if your hitting that ass with an unlubricated condom she will make noises similar to an angry dolphin.
What Blackfish said. Couples who don't communicate in a calm and intelligent way do not make it. You two need to sit down and to talk and understand the pressures you both are under right now. Going through hard times together "weathering the storm" makes you come out stronger and able to handle the next storm better. And there will be other hard times to come. If you can't do this or need help seek out professional help if your marriage is important to both of you.
A) she has a boyfriend
B) she needs to get a job herself.
In the closet with a fist full of lube.
She has her monthly monster and has gotten enough penis since you have been working hard....
She's reading 50 shades of gray and is fantasizing about the perfect romantic life.
Tell her if she wants 50 shades of gray to stop dying her fucking hair and look in the mirror in about 2 months.
Excerpt from "Mika's Beauty Parlor Secrets".
Hey!!!......how come SkimWords isn't working on MY reply???
Fortunitly i am not concerned about being popular so I will be honest.
Get a clue and quite making money and things you God and take a look at what life is all about. try working to live instead of living to work, life is short and with this pace it will be even shorter for you... life is about making memories and the ones your making aren't worth having. What is important to you, a house or enjoying the short time you have on earth and your life partner? Having been there and done that, fuck the material bullshit and look at the things that really matter in life... how old are you? Are you saying you can't get back what you have now, ever? because at the pace you are setting you won't have it that long anyway... you will lose your wife, which means the house and half of every thing you have worked all your life for anyway, followed by a heart attack from the work and the stress and lose your life too. is a house and material bullshit worth it? I think not... if you aren't happy in your life what the fuck is life about? It's about being happy in what you do and making memmories to enjoy when you get to old to make them anymore. I could give you some funny bullshit that is just that, but this is the truth from someone who hardly ever gets serious but you have a serious problem. life is short, enjoy it while you can...work to live, not the other way around.
Now for that excellant fatherly advice send your check or money order to Geroge's fishing fund and I will have fun for you, unlike some of the others I will need a naked photo of your wife before offering my other services
She just misses you and probably thinks the only way to get attention is to piss you off because if she does not get under your skin and start shit you will probable eat and fall asleep. so instead of her being alone for 17 hours she is alone for 24 hours.
Or she has some one on the side and she re-directing guilt onto you by accusing you of having a girl friend, by that she is justfying her relationship with another guy.
or she is just a typical bitchy chick that likes to fuck with her husband when she knowes all he wants to do is go to sleep.
I dont know chicks are wierd. good luck. I hope you win the lotto!
Just remember chicks are good for three things..... The second is a result of the first (if that goes over your head, let me know and I will explain) and third... if they weren't around bitching and complaining and making your life miserable... you really wouldn't appreciate the time you get to spend with your buddies.
I got "swallowing" as #1. But for the life of me, I cant think of the next two.
More like Dr Phil McCrackus.
Ask her if she wants to trade and you can stay home and take baths and smell nice and be well rested.
A tough spot to be in but it might be time for some brutal honesty, it is the best policy and it does include talking so it proves you're working on your communication skills.
A tip if you need energy for Saluki's solution is go to GNC and buy some Redline. Drink half of one about an hour before you get home. You'll be wired for a couple hours and by the time your done she'll never question you again. She might even have a couple in the house waiting for you for the weekends. Good Luck
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