I got a phone call from the "good" sister, asking for advice......

Smudge

Moderate
Mar 11, 2005
9,663
103
48
44
Hollywood, FL
www.sandiego-sportfishing.com
Name
Matt
Boat
I'm just a deckhand...
I don't know if I want pictures... Unless she's a half sister. I've seen Brandon and that's one ugly sumbitch!!


:D :D :D
 

Carl

Bridesmaid,,,,,,,Again
Nov 29, 2004
20,362
3,790
113
52
San Diego
Name
Carl
Boat
everyone elses
I don't know if I want pictures... Unless she's a half sister. I've seen Brandon and that's one ugly sumbitch!!


:D :D :D
That's no way to talk about my future brother in law........
 

Fishbones

Your wife thinks about ME
Nov 7, 2005
1,007,986
1,170
113
57
Chula Vista
Name
Rich
Boat
One Off 28' Custom Built Skipjack (SOUTHWESTERN) & 18' Sylvan (Short Runs)
I don't know if I want pictures... Unless she's a half sister. I've seen Brandon and that's one ugly sumbitch!!


:D :D :D
There is always one ugly and one good looking kid in a family,let's hope that he is not the good looking one.
 

BuonaForTuna

Newbie
Jul 27, 2008
15
10
1
Glendale Ca
Name
Jesse
Boat
BuonaFortuna 26' Seaswirl Striper
We need pictures to decide if it was smart or not LOL.
 

Saluki

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May 10, 2003
9,483
190
63
HB
Name
Mika Tan
Boat
"MoorZilla"
Gotta call from mom last night..........
Her: "Did you hear your sister's getting a divorce?"
Me: "I heard something about that today."
Her: "Did you hear I left the emergency brake on the car and drove it around for a few days?"
Me: "Nope, that news hasn't made it to California yet"
Her: "Do you have $400 or $500 so that I can get the brakes fixed?"
Me: "Check your Paypal account if a few minutes"
Her: "Okay thanks, I gotta go...........bye"
click.............



Rednecks! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 

Dos Locos

DC4LYFE, RIP Derelict #4
Jan 6, 2004
5,394
14
38
LAKESIDDDDDEEEEEE!!!
Name
Chris
Boat
Parker 21 Special Edition the "Dos Locos"
We've grown apart and you don't satisfy me emotionally or physically is guy code for, I have a new chick and she has bigger tits and still sucks my dick.

Guy sounds like a tool, good job B-randon
 

Fishbones

Your wife thinks about ME
Nov 7, 2005
1,007,986
1,170
113
57
Chula Vista
Name
Rich
Boat
One Off 28' Custom Built Skipjack (SOUTHWESTERN) & 18' Sylvan (Short Runs)
We've grown apart and you don't satisfy me emotionally or physically is guy code for, I have a new chick and she has bigger tits and still sucks my dick.

Guy sounds like a tool, good job B-randon

Nailed it!!
 

Saluki

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May 10, 2003
9,483
190
63
HB
Name
Mika Tan
Boat
"MoorZilla"
He won't move out of the house.
I talked to him on the phone today.
I told him that if I had to fly back there to assist in the discussions I'd be bringing bail money back with me.
He replied "bring it on motherfucker".
I told him I'd see him in the morning, the redeye flight lands in St. Louis at approx. 6:25am, then I hung up.
He called back 18 minutes later and informed me he's moving in with his parents tonight, no need to come back and cause a fuss.
Siss txt me 7 minutes later to let me know that shit head called her and said he was moving out.

Looks like those Dr. Saltydawg "How to make friends and influence people" classes worked afterall. :D
 

Smudge

Moderate
Mar 11, 2005
9,663
103
48
44
Hollywood, FL
www.sandiego-sportfishing.com
Name
Matt
Boat
I'm just a deckhand...
YES!!! That is fucking awesome! Right on brother!
 

SALTYDAWG

Advertiser
Advertiser
Aug 1, 2003
15,624
1,884
113
63
Casa DE Oro
www.saltydawgcustomrods.com
Name
Bill
Boat
sold it
He won't move out of the house.
I talked to him on the phone today.
I told him that if I had to fly back there to assist in the discussions I'd be bringing bail money back with me.
He replied "bring it on motherfucker".
I told him I'd see him in the morning, the redeye flight lands in St. Louis at approx. 6:25am, then I hung up.
He called back 18 minutes later and informed me he's moving in with his parents tonight, no need to come back and cause a fuss.
Siss txt me 7 minutes later to let me know that shit head called her and said he was moving out.

Looks like those Dr. Saltydawg "How to make friends and influence people" classes worked afterall. :D
Grasshoppa, you done good LOL
 

Capt. G

BD Outdoors Contributor
May 25, 2007
11,128
13
0
Osaka, Japan
www.bigbait.jp
Name
Capt. G
Boat
黒潮No.2
I will bet a hundy that he will be back, on his fucking knees.
That would be the perfect opportunity for your 'sis to implement the "knee uppercut" to the chin....
 

GrabBass1

GrabBass1
May 12, 2009
388
93
28
Menifee, CA United States
Name
Joe
Boat
2008 176 Sea Pro Center Console - GrabBass II
Don't worry, after his girlfriend's parents find out about him he will probably be fired from his PE job and land in jail...
Does he have any good fishing stuff she can sell on BD?
 

YANK N CRANK #2

Proud Wyoming Resident
Feb 28, 2006
4,128
13
38
God's Country, Wyoming
Name
Jason
Boat
27, Seaway, Yank n Crank
I would be afraid of what happened after Brando beat his ass... The Brando "Victory Dance" would be something that poor fucker would never forget..
 

WreckinBall

The sober one
Oct 18, 2004
2,670
13
38
Way up in the IE
Name
Jerry
Boat
Island Tak, Prowler, RRIII, TG80, Royal Star, etc....
I will bet a hundy that he will be back, on his fucking knees.
X2
That would be the perfect opportunity for your 'sis to implement the "knee uppercut" to the chin....
When you're right G, you're right. Nothin' says "you're done here" like lettin' a fella taste his own blood.
 

BigJack

Newbie
Aug 20, 2008
1,996
1
0
Austin Tx
Name
jack
Boat
24' fiber form
that is great
 
May 16, 2006
2,614
6
38
sometimes oahu.....mostly iraq occasionally afghan
Name
mike
Boat
25 ft powercat "Crazy Haole"
He won't move out of the house.
I talked to him on the phone today.
I told him that if I had to fly back there to assist in the discussions I'd be bringing bail money back with me.
He replied "bring it on motherfucker".
I told him I'd see him in the morning, the redeye flight lands in St. Louis at approx. 6:25am, then I hung up.
He called back 18 minutes later and informed me he's moving in with his parents tonight, no need to come back and cause a fuss.
Siss txt me 7 minutes later to let me know that shit head called her and said he was moving out.

Looks like those Dr. Saltydawg "How to make friends and influence people" classes worked afterall. :D
just a heads up saluki, st louis is where i'm flying in for my 2 yr sentence to missouri, let me know if you ever need any help.