I got a phone call from the "good" sister, asking for advice......

stairman

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I call bs with out pictures of carl and your sister.Together....
 

Blackfish

I've posted enough I should edit this section
Sep 20, 2005
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Your sister is probably feeling vulnerable right now.....










pm me her #.....
Carl's Counseling Service..... free first visits :rofl:

BTW, it will be her best move and she'll get over him.... and seeing Carl won't help her any.

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Normally, I wouldn't recommend airing dirty family laundry on this site... But in Salukis case... please keep us posted with all the sordid little details... :D
Good for her!, got any pics of the sister?, does she like fleshlights!
I'm calling Doctor Brandon from now on!
Solid and straight talk.

Will you consider starting a TV show or Radio Advice show?

:)
your family needs its own reality show :rofl:
I sent her Carl's picture.

Her response "You know Joe Torre?"



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Kick his ass to the curb.

Bing him out for a shark fishing trip. LOL
 
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Albacrazy

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Apparently he wasn't cheating with Asian big tittied girls?
 

SALTYDAWG

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Just to bring you up to speed, she has a son in college, twin daughters in Sr. year of high school, and a son So. yr in high school. She's an IT whiz that makes over $120k a yr. Her husband teaches P.E. in grade school and has been caught in 3 affairs in the last 12 yrs, most recent (getting caught) was 5 yrs ago. Every time she let it slide "for the kids sake".

Well.............................

She called me 2 hrs ago: "Hey, XXXXXX told me that he's been thinking about moving out because we've grown apart, I don't satisfy him emotionally or physically anymore. What should I do?"

Me: "Tell him to pack his fukking bags and get the fukk out!"

Her: "Okay, hold on a second, hey XXXXXX Brandon says to pack your fukking bags and get the fukk out! Thanks Brandon, that's what I was going to say but I wasn't sure"

Me: "Hold on a second..... when did he tell you about this growing apart thing?"

Her: "Right now, that's why I called you for advice...... thanks, I gotta go now, I need to make sure he don't take my luggage, I'll call you back later when is azz is gone".



Honestly....... this just happened at 11am!!!!

I hope I gave her the correct advice. :D

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Shit Brando, you got off easy, I have 3 younger sisters and they've all been married more than once and I've had to go over and bitch slap every one of their husbands, past and present for hitting my sisters. hopefully your b in law will just leave quietly
 

Hooops

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An invite to the 43 in the NoZilla is in order. Lots of space to make "something" happen...
 

Fishbones

Your wife thinks about ME
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We want pictures of your sister! I have a feeling someone will photoshop one if you don't post one.
 

Smudge

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I'm just a deckhand...
I don't know if I want pictures... Unless she's a half sister. I've seen Brandon and that's one ugly sumbitch!!


:D :D :D
 

Carl

Bridesmaid,,,,,,,Again
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I don't know if I want pictures... Unless she's a half sister. I've seen Brandon and that's one ugly sumbitch!!


:D :D :D
That's no way to talk about my future brother in law........
 

Fishbones

Your wife thinks about ME
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I don't know if I want pictures... Unless she's a half sister. I've seen Brandon and that's one ugly sumbitch!!


:D :D :D
There is always one ugly and one good looking kid in a family,let's hope that he is not the good looking one.
 

BuonaForTuna

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We need pictures to decide if it was smart or not LOL.
 

Saluki

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May 10, 2003
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Gotta call from mom last night..........
Her: "Did you hear your sister's getting a divorce?"
Me: "I heard something about that today."
Her: "Did you hear I left the emergency brake on the car and drove it around for a few days?"
Me: "Nope, that news hasn't made it to California yet"
Her: "Do you have $400 or $500 so that I can get the brakes fixed?"
Me: "Check your Paypal account if a few minutes"
Her: "Okay thanks, I gotta go...........bye"
click.............



Rednecks! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 

Dos Locos

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We've grown apart and you don't satisfy me emotionally or physically is guy code for, I have a new chick and she has bigger tits and still sucks my dick.

Guy sounds like a tool, good job B-randon
 

Fishbones

Your wife thinks about ME
Nov 7, 2005
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We've grown apart and you don't satisfy me emotionally or physically is guy code for, I have a new chick and she has bigger tits and still sucks my dick.

Guy sounds like a tool, good job B-randon

Nailed it!!
 

Saluki

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May 10, 2003
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He won't move out of the house.
I talked to him on the phone today.
I told him that if I had to fly back there to assist in the discussions I'd be bringing bail money back with me.
He replied "bring it on motherfucker".
I told him I'd see him in the morning, the redeye flight lands in St. Louis at approx. 6:25am, then I hung up.
He called back 18 minutes later and informed me he's moving in with his parents tonight, no need to come back and cause a fuss.
Siss txt me 7 minutes later to let me know that shit head called her and said he was moving out.

Looks like those Dr. Saltydawg "How to make friends and influence people" classes worked afterall. :D
 

Smudge

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I'm just a deckhand...
YES!!! That is fucking awesome! Right on brother!
 

SALTYDAWG

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He won't move out of the house.
I talked to him on the phone today.
I told him that if I had to fly back there to assist in the discussions I'd be bringing bail money back with me.
He replied "bring it on motherfucker".
I told him I'd see him in the morning, the redeye flight lands in St. Louis at approx. 6:25am, then I hung up.
He called back 18 minutes later and informed me he's moving in with his parents tonight, no need to come back and cause a fuss.
Siss txt me 7 minutes later to let me know that shit head called her and said he was moving out.

Looks like those Dr. Saltydawg "How to make friends and influence people" classes worked afterall. :D
Grasshoppa, you done good LOL
 

Capt. G

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I will bet a hundy that he will be back, on his fucking knees.
That would be the perfect opportunity for your 'sis to implement the "knee uppercut" to the chin....
 

GrabBass1

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Don't worry, after his girlfriend's parents find out about him he will probably be fired from his PE job and land in jail...
Does he have any good fishing stuff she can sell on BD?
 

YANK N CRANK #2

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I would be afraid of what happened after Brando beat his ass... The Brando "Victory Dance" would be something that poor fucker would never forget..
 

WreckinBall

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I will bet a hundy that he will be back, on his fucking knees.
X2
That would be the perfect opportunity for your 'sis to implement the "knee uppercut" to the chin....
When you're right G, you're right. Nothin' says "you're done here" like lettin' a fella taste his own blood.
 

BigJack

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that is great
 
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He won't move out of the house.
I talked to him on the phone today.
I told him that if I had to fly back there to assist in the discussions I'd be bringing bail money back with me.
He replied "bring it on motherfucker".
I told him I'd see him in the morning, the redeye flight lands in St. Louis at approx. 6:25am, then I hung up.
He called back 18 minutes later and informed me he's moving in with his parents tonight, no need to come back and cause a fuss.
Siss txt me 7 minutes later to let me know that shit head called her and said he was moving out.

Looks like those Dr. Saltydawg "How to make friends and influence people" classes worked afterall. :D
just a heads up saluki, st louis is where i'm flying in for my 2 yr sentence to missouri, let me know if you ever need any help.