I got a phone call from the "good" sister, asking for advice......

Saluki

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Just to bring you up to speed, she has a son in college, twin daughters in Sr. year of high school, and a son So. yr in high school. She's an IT whiz that makes over $120k a yr. Her husband teaches P.E. in grade school and has been caught in 3 affairs in the last 12 yrs, most recent (getting caught) was 5 yrs ago. Every time she let it slide "for the kids sake".

Well.............................

She called me 2 hrs ago: "Hey, XXXXXX told me that he's been thinking about moving out because we've grown apart, I don't satisfy him emotionally or physically anymore. What should I do?"

Me: "Tell him to pack his fukking bags and get the fukk out!"

Her: "Okay, hold on a second, hey XXXXXX Brandon says to pack your fukking bags and get the fukk out! Thanks Brandon, that's what I was going to say but I wasn't sure"

Me: "Hold on a second..... when did he tell you about this growing apart thing?"

Her: "Right now, that's why I called you for advice...... thanks, I gotta go now, I need to make sure he don't take my luggage, I'll call you back later when is azz is gone".



Honestly....... this just happened at 11am!!!!

I hope I gave her the correct advice. :D

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Carl

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Your sister is probably feeling vulnerable right now.....










pm me her #.....
 

DaveR

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Your sister is probably feeling vulnerable right now.....


pm me her #.....
Carl's Counseling Service..... free first visits :rofl:

BTW, it will be her best move and she'll get over him.... and seeing Carl won't help her any.

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AKULA683

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BTW, it will be her best move and she'll get over him....
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Staying with someone like that sounds like a sure way to be miserable to me. I think you gave good advice. My 2cents.
 

Carl

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It sounds like he's a tool and you gave good advice. Also, sounds like she was ready to pull the trigger and that was what she needed to hear.
 

Saluki

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It sounds like he's a tool and you gave good advice. Also, sounds like she was ready to pull the trigger and that was what she needed to hear.
That's almost exactly what she told me.

It's time.
 

la vida

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Timing is just about right to start again.
Good luck to her.
 

Josh D

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I was hoping for one of those classics from the "other" sister.
 

Ali

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Apparently PE Teachers get a lot of ass.

Later loser.
 

Gil Marlin

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Normally, I wouldn't recommend airing dirty family laundry on this site... But in Salukis case... please keep us posted with all the sordid little details... :D
 

drdiesel

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Good for her!, got any pics of the sister?, does she like fleshlights!
 

Sofia Rose

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I'm calling Doctor Brandon from now on!
Solid and straight talk.

Will you consider starting a TV show or Radio Advice show?

:)
 

pargoman

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Someone's gotta be the pooper, so I guess it's my turn. Domestic law is a mutha F'er and your sister might be in for a second blow. Proceed with caution, care for self preservation and zero compassion. 120k/yr is probably more than a PE teacher's salary which will not go favorably in the the cash calculating matrix. Since your sister seems wronged bythe dude and it was his wish to split, hopefully they can work something out simple and fair. Not to be too cynical, but I can at least wish it. I have a strong dislike for lawyers, but at times they are a necessary evil. Suggest retaining a good one for coaching and a "go to" force if things get ugly.
 

Sherm

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Don't give her carl's number. He'll drive her back into the old guys arms in no time.
 

riverplayer

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My ex had the best "female" lawyer money can buy and regardless of the salary issues, his verses hers and community equalization issues, he will get slammed hard by this "Man Hating" attorney...PM me for her info if you think she would need legal help! Especially if its in Orange County! She can thank me later!
 

T BICKLE

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your family needs its own reality show :rofl: