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A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date.

When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her,

"How about a blowjob?"

"What! Are you crazy!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend.

"No! Someone might see us..."

"It's just a small blowjob," he insists, "and I know you like it."

"No! I said no!"

"Baby... don't be like that."

Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown,

with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks;

"Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself...

but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."
 

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There was a video about this funny as hell.
 
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