How to tell if you're a Taliban

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  1. sdangler

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    My buddy sent me this from Afghanistan...

    Here are the top 10 signs you might be a Taliban

    Number 10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
    Number 9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
    Number 8. You have more wives than teeth.
    Number 7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    Number 6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
    Number 5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
    Number 4. You've never been asked, 'Does this burka make my ass look big?'
    Number 3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    Number 2. A common compliment is, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
    And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban:
    1. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
     
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  3. The Notorious S.U.A

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    you own a fishing website and cant catch shit.....
     
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    NICE
     
  5. sdangler

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    Ali is going to fix (see deal with you) you up at the show...

    If I were a betting man I wouldn't stand next to G-Spot when he's near the BD's booth.

    Mark
     
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    At $19.50 for a 5 oz. glass, I know he won't be throwing beer at him.
     
  7. The Notorious S.U.A

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    I'd imagine he has a better sense of humor than that.

    although i could be wrong.
     
  8. Dennis Porter

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    That's some funny sheeet right there...!
     
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    Consider the source.

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    Come see me when you can drive a boat and bait your own hook pumpkin....
     
  11. The Notorious S.U.A

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    your a cold man Ali.....
     

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