So I said I was going to post some previous fish stories/reports from "back in the day"- that I really loved.
now some may say : Why post an old damn fishing report?
I say: "Why not"?
there is often some good nuggets in these stories for everyone (even for the A.D.D guys who only like pictures)
- entertaining reading -something to do when you are bored
- indepth descriptions of fishing locations / LR boats and crew
- fun detail about fellow fisherman and crew ; past and present with some true Hall of Famers in there...
- cool tidbits on fishing patterns from years past that could pertain to today
- weren't posted on BD..
so here is the first one and it's a long one.. so I will post it as he originally did over consecutive days.
Writer- Rodless Jim (he doesn't know I am posting it, but if he reads this..sorry I didn't ask, it is out of appreciation)
If you don't know Jim , let me say he is a fantastic writer and makes zero grammatical errors (unlike me -because I dont spell check or anything lol)
He lives in MX city . Claim to fame is his writing is in great detail and full of emotion- a newbie or veteran angler can get the sense of feeling the moment.
you will feel like you know him.. and everyone on the boat.
but just don't ever him ask about politics..
The older posts are when he was learning the LR ropes..
this thread will be through the eyes of a Novice LR fisherman:
I hope you like it.
July 2010
FOREWARD: This was a unique trip for me, encompassing several "firsts." As a result, I suspect this will turn out to be a different kind of report. For those who preferred my previous reports, I can only apologize, and say that I did my best to pay attention, and will do my best to report.
The issues that make this report different are:
1. The boat is huge, and it is harder to be aware of what is happening on the opposite rail---and to whom---than it has ever been for me before. If you're on the stern, you may have an idea of some of the people who are up on the bow, but probably not all of them, nor can you keep an eye on who is fighting fish, if they won or lost, and (if the fish got off) why. It's just a BIG boat.
2. Until I got on board, I really didn't know anyone on the trip. Yes, I made some friends on the boat, and one or two that I think (and hope) will become really good friends in time. Even so, I didn't show up with even one "buddy," and that is a much bigger part of this than some people realize, at least for how I remember a trip. In the past, I was better able to keep track of what was going on across the boat because I was also paying attention to what Harddrive was doing, and last year, to what JL was doing too. It isn't that I neglected my own fishing (I do that a little to take photos for Outhouse's amusement), but it does give me more than one place to focus on the action. Consequently, I seem to remember more of what happens, and more clearly. I really don't know how that will work out in this report.
3. This trip was by far my longest ever in terms of time spent on the water. On a 5-day trip, you really only have to remember what happens during the course of 3 days of fishing, plus anecdotes about the other time. This time around, we spent more than 6 days at least nominally trying to catch fish. If the fishing had been any better, it would all have become a horrible blur, even though this time I did try to take some notes. Even so, I am sure I am going to get some details mixed up, out of sequence, or just plain wrong. I offer the writer's standard apology: all mistakes you find in the report that follows are my own, and simply demonstrate my inadequacies as a reporter.
4. Emotions color how anyone sees a story, and my own emotions had some ups and downs during the course of the trip. For one thing, I was physically ill during much of the trip (more on that later), and that (with the accompanying weakness I felt) had an effect, not on the events that occurred, but rather on how I saw them...and thus remember them.
In any case---and for better or worse!---I hereby embark upon the tale. "The Wahoodad/Willy Intrepid 8-Day Trip," as seen through the eyes of Rodless_Jim...
PART I: Leaving Mexico is Easy...
Departure:
Leaving Mexico really was easy, too. Not only did I post incessantly before the trip, I also spent a fair amount of time trying to prepare, and that preparation paid off handsomely when the time came to depart. Packing was as easy as it has ever been, though I was carrying more (and, as it turns out, way too much), and I had a free ride to the airline terminal. Really the only headaches were the untoward weight of my duffle bag, and how to travel with two wide-brimmed hats at once.
I was traveling not directly to San Diego or LA (much easier in some ways), but to Tijuana. That means I was going to be flying Volaris Airlines, and flying out of the Toluca airport. I am sure I mentioned this in last year's report, but Toluca isn't IN Mexico City...it is on the other side of some mountains that ring the city. Volaris handles that in a novel, and considerate way: they have their very own terminal in Mexico City, where you can check in for your flight, check your bags, get your boarding pass, the whole nine yards. Then you board a luxury bus for the 45 minute ride to Toluca and the airport. When you arrive at the airport in Toluca, you are already set. Pass through security, get a cup of coffee (there's a Starbucks in the departure lounge), and wait to board your flight.
For me, going through the Volaris terminal in Mexico City had an added bonus. I am 95% certain that my bag was overweight, but the scale they were using wasn't well-designed to handle a soft-sided duffle bag. Better still, the person doing the weighing was incompetent and disinterested in his job. Result: my bag passed weigh-in without ringing the overweight cherries, thus saving me some coin. At the very same time, many other passengers were being assessed overweight charges of $200 or more.
This is a good beginning!
So nothing much to tell here. I was driven to the terminal by my wife's chauffeur, and I was checked in for my flight 10 minutes later. I rode the bus to Toluca, and got myself a damned big cup of coffee, with three extra shots of espresso in it, plus cream and Splenda, then started exchanging text messages with Fishybuzz. Damn, it seemed like I waited FOREVER to board my flight. And I got a lot of strange looks for my heavy beard and two hats. The Heck with 'em. I'm going FISHING!
Well, we boarded as you might expect, taxied, took off, and flew to Tijuana. The flight was extremely uneventful, especially for me: I slept the entire way! I only woke up as we began our descent...
The Crossing:
Tijuana is still Mexico. I am forcibly reminded of that fact whenever I fly into that airport. It's a few heartbeats from US soil, but it is still completely Mexico. Getting off the plane, swarms of "maleteros" (porters who work for tips) accosted me, demanding that I permit them to carry my bags for me. I was offered taxis, rental cars, hotel rooms, elegant meals, cold beers, strong tequila, and 14 year old virgins. OK, that's not entirely true...no one offered me an elegant meal. In any case, I had already made my plans: Christian.
Christian is a contract taxi driver with a Sentry pass. That means he can cross the border more or less at will. More importantly, it means he can drive me directly from the Tijuana airport to the La Jolla Enterprise Rent-A-Car location. More importantly, Christian has done the same (or similar) for many, many wealthy and or important people from Mexico City. I, of course, am neither! But I knew for a fact that I could trust Christian, and I had already arranged for him to drive me. It was expensive, but in this case I believe it is money well spent.
As I was waiting to collect my bag, I called Christian and told him I had arrived (30 minutes early, as it happened), and he told me where to meet him. Smooth, all so very smooth...
Christian loaded my bag (he had to grunt to get it in the trunk), and headed off for the Otay Mesa border crossing (usually a much better choice than San Ysidro). He dropped me and my bag in the pedestrian line (I had to cross on my own...no Sentry pass!), and I started to wait. This was actually unusual. The Otay Mesa crossing is typically less crowded, both for cars and for pedestrians. If the line of cars that was passing had been shorter---and if we had been driving a car with US plates---I could have just stayed in the van, and we could have crossed together in one of the non-Sentry lines. But the lines were long for everyone except Sentry pass holders, so no dice.
I was only in the line for about 45 minutes, with hordes of people desperately trying to sell me anything. Christian charities were begging for donations (we can talk about that in another thread...I am charitable by nature, but there's more to the story than you know), chewing gum and cigarettes and cold drinks of all kinds...tacos and flautas, cookies, sandwiches...knick-knacks and mementos...the line was a marketplace, and desperation was in the air.
Finally I passed through the swinging bars and onto US soil. Five minutes later, I was facing the Border Patrol. And for whatever reason, he decided to give me a hard time. He asked me if I was bringing anything into the US from Mexico, any food items or things like that. I told him I had a bag of caramelized pecans, but since they were cooked, I was allowed to bring them in. I told him I had some cigars too, but they were of Mexican manufacture (mostly true), so also legal to bring in.
He asked me to show him the cigars.
No problem...two boxes of Mexican cigars. But in the process, I laid a packet of Owner hooks on the counter, and it looks like I forgot them there. I never saw them again, anyway. So I re-packed, and zipped up, and he let me pass. The guy at the other end responsible for the REAL inspection had me open up AGAIN (what am I? A pecan smuggler?), and he rummaged through the bag for a while. Finally he had me zip up, and I was through and free. Total time to cross: 1 hour, 20 minutes. For a US citizen. Oh well, it can't ALL be easy, right?
I couldn't find Christian on the other side.
I called him, but I couldn't understand where he said he was. He couldn't understand where I was, either. It took another 25 minutes, and I had to lug that heavy bag about 500 yards up the road to find my ride, sweating like the the overgrown bear I am all the way. Finally we managed to intersect, my bags got loaded---again---and off we headed to La Jolla.
From there, everything started going like clockwork again. Christian dropped me at Enterprise and I paid him and rented my car. I went to CVS to buy some things I would need, then to my brother-in-law's house to pick up some gear. By 2:30, I was on the road to LA to see Harddrive and family.
Traffic was annoying getting out of SD, and I ran into several heavy patches along the way, but I still arrived at Harddrive's house before 6:00, so it couldn't have been that bad. Anyway, I was here, with all of my stuff, and ready to do the final rig up of my tackle...
Next Up: THAT'S Not 100lb Spectra!
Part II: The Last Little Tasks...
Evening at Harddrive's:
I am not going to go into detail describing Harddrive this time around. For one thing, he can speak for himself! I will say, though, that it is his fault that you are reading these words. He was the one who got me into Pacific fishing to begin with with, and then tuna, and finally long range. If you find me annoying (and I am sure many of you do!), blame him.
Harddrive has a wife and two lovely daughters, a nice house in/near Santa Monica, a good job, and is becoming a tackle ho. All of this works to my benefit! When I buy a new reel, I have it sent to Harddrive, along with the spectra I want on it. He spools it for me. If I need a new hook put on a jig, he does the welding. When I need advice about what to buy or how to fish, he is one of the people I feel I can ask and get a clear, straight answer. Me? I bring him cigars and pay for the pizza. Most of all, I let him believe he really is smarter than I am. It all works out...
Anyway, in the past we have had some late nights before trips, where we had a ton of things to do and limited time in which to do them. It has almost become a pre-trip ritual for us. This time would be different, because Harddrive wasn't coming. I have to tell you, that felt truly weird...
Still, we needed to wind mono topshots onto a couple of reels, and put spectra on a couple more. He swapped me a good jig of his for a broken one of mine. All is going well. One of his friends came by to schmooze, and we left the spooling for a couple of hours while we ate pizza and chicken and they drank beer. I stuck with Diet Coke...
So we go back to spooling reels, and we have a discussion about something that puzzles Harddrive. He is in the process of winding 65lb solid spectra (JB Line One) onto a new Saltist Lever Drag reel, and he observes that the line feels "thick" to him. I tell him that it seems the same to me, so what's up? He explains that he has already wound on 600 yards of 100lb spectra on my new Taigra 30W LRS, and something doesn't seem right. For one thing, 600 yards didn't hardly fill the reel at all. For another, the 65lb spectra he's spooling now feels thicker than the 100 he spooled on the Tiagra. So we take a closer look at the line on the Tiagra...
That is NOT 100lb line, not solid, not hollow, not 100. You know, it really looks like...damn, it is! It's 50lb line! We look at the spool it came off of...says 100lbs as clear as day, but there's just no way. It's 50lb line, plain and simple. OK, this is not good. It's nighttime, and there's no place to find 100lb spectra now. I need to spool the Tiagra NOW, but how?
Harddrive makes me a trade. He has 600 yards of 80lb PowerPro, and he'll swap it to me for the 50lb JB. It's not the perfect solution, but it works for me. We unspool and respool, then add 150 yards of 80lb mono topshot. Now I'm good.
That was really it. My brother-in-law had been holding my new tackle bag for me, and two of my rods, along with some clothes. Harddrive had four of my reels, and two more of my rods. Gear-wise, all I was missing was the one reel (bought) and the one rod (borrowed) that Fishy was bringing me, and the long rod Titan05 was loaning me. I had all kinds of lures and hooks and sundry small things that I would need to arrange in my tackle bag once I met up with Fishy, but the big stuff was all set. I was well fed, well rigged, and by midnight I was asleep.
The next morning, Mrs. Harddrive woke me with breakfast, and I got to say goodbye to Harddrive as he went to work (yes, I stuck my tongue out at him as he left). Then I showered, packed my stuff into the rental car, and at about 9:45 I was headed for San Diego, easy as pie...
More Shopping, A Tailgate Party, JWFogg, and the Inimitable Fishybuzz
I said before that the drive up from SD to LA was uneventful, with little traffic to frustrate me, and that was true. The drive down was better still. Getting out of LA was much easier than I expected (it was harder getting in the day before), and once I was out, I just flew South all the way to Encinitas. From there, I had a whole list of things I wanted to buy, at a whole series of places, and I had about two and a half hours to get it all done.
Being clever, I decided to seriously edit the "to do" list, and just do without those items. I managed to cut it down to Squidco, Home Depot, Big 5, and Costco. I got to the Vagabond Inn right at 2:15, in perfect time to meet up with Fishybuzz...who wasn't there.
Turns out Fishy was having lunch with Willy, and didn't arrive for another half hour. He also forgot to pick up the chicken feet! neither omission mattered to me. I was checked in to the hotel, my stuff was out of the rental car and under lock and key, and I was ready for the vacation to begin in earnest.
When Fishy arrived, he checked in, and off we went to return my rental car. From there, we ran a couple of errands, and looked around to see if we could find chicken feet for the trip, but no dice. One Asian market had become a Pho restaurant, and we decided not to bother going all the way to Convoy to find them. Next time I'll bring them myself! We did stop to pick up some beer, and then we headed over to Seaforth to meet up with some friends who were going out on a 2-day that night.
Getting to Seaforth was easy enough, though (to be honest!) Fishy got lost...twice. He was using his GPS guide, and he made a turn too quickly. That got us to the tailgate 45 minutes later than projected, but it didn't matter, because the tailgate hadn't really started yet. There were only a few people there drinking beer and soda, including SaltyDog and SaltyPup. Fishy was the life of the party, picking up two rods he'd had SaltyDog wrap for him, but especially showing off his new Black Hole blank. To be fair, it is an amazing rod blank, as light as a fly rod, but strong and stiff enough to match a Seeker 2x4. Seriously. It is one cool blank, and I can't wait to see what kind of rod it makes.
Of course you all realize that Fishy knows everyone. He's fished with them, laughed with them, he is the clown prince at the center of the tailgate...and we're not even on that trip!
About 45 minutes after Fishy and I showed up, this great big guy with a sardonic grin came up. I mean a BIIIIIG man, tall and broad, clean cut, Clark Kent looking type, but broader than heck. He comes up to me and asks me "Are you Rodless_Jim?"
OK, how can I put this?
He wasn't the first person at the tailgate to ask me that question. Fishy even introduced me to some of the people there (TunaBelly, for example, who happens to be a really nice guy) as Rodless_Jim. And in a way, I suppose that's only natural. I have posted enough by now that everyone knows me by that name. The thing is, they know my handle, and some of my posts, but the don't really know me...but they think they do. They think they know my life and my personality, even when many don't even remember/realize that I live in Mexico, etc. For better or for worse, I found myself to be a weird kind of minor celebrity, and the truth is, the last thing I am is celebrated, pretty much anywhere in the world.
In person I am not the man you read here. I am like that man...I am as honest as I can be with my opinions and such. But somehow, people seem to expect me to be louder, cockier, and nuttier than I really am. Believe it or not, I am actually pretty shy. Stop laughing Fishy! I mean it. It takes me a while to get used to new people. To compensate for that, I make the effort to take the initiative. I'll walk up to people and say "Hi! I'm Jim!" I did that at the docks the next morning, in fact. But believe it or not, that is something that is really hard for me.
At the time that the big man walked up to me, I was actually feeling kind of isolated. I wasn't going out on the 2-day with the tailgaters, and I didn't know what to say to them. The only person around that I could say I knew at all was Fishybuzz, and I'd just met him face-to-face for the first time about three hours before.
OK, to be clear: Fishy and I have been chatting for a while. I count him as a real friend, and I felt that way before we met in SD. So I wasn't "alone." I was with my friend Fishy. But just him, and I felt very much out of place, like I didn't belong where I was.
So this rather large, bearish gentleman walks up, and asks me if I'm Rodless_Jim. I figure he could have asked me if I was Donald Duck...the feeling would have been the same. But he was smiling, so I told him "sure, in one of my alternate universe existences that's me. But you can call me Jim." He introduced himself, and explained that his handle on the board is "JWFogg," (I remember his one and only post in the Countdown thread), and that he was on our trip, not the 2-day. He just had a bunch of friends on the 2-day, so he came over to say hello.
That was a good feeling. JW seemed like a nice guy, a little reserved with a wicked sense of humor. Definitely not a loudmouth type, and more like I happen to see myself. We started talking fishing, and that was that. I knew JW and I were going to get along. That turned out to be a very good thing indeed, but I anticipate myself.
Fishy had arranged for some people to go to dinner at around 7:00 at an Italian restaurant close to the Vagabond Inn where we were staying. Willy was supposed to be one of them, but he had already said he couldn't make it. JW was invited to join us, and we pulled out of the tailgate at like 6:15.
Titan05, A Long Rod, Lasagna, And A Lost Hat
Traffic was awful trying to get out of Seaforth, and we had to wait quite a while in the stop and go mess. We persevered, though, and eventually found room to maneuver. It was maybe 7:00 by the time we got back to the hotel, maybe a hair earlier, and we waited in Fishy's room for Titan05 to show up. It was about 7:15 by the time he did, and Fishy made introductions. Titan loaned me a rod then, a lovely Calstar 900J (I think that's right). with an Avet JX 2-speed already clamped on. A beautiful setup indeed. Fishy, of course, had to show off his new Black Hole blank one more time, and finally we set off for dinner.
As we walked out of the hotel parking lot, who should we meet but JWFogg again. Turns out he's staying in the Vagabond too. We'd told him 7:00 at the restaurant, and since it was now after 7:30, obviously we'd left him hanging. He was cool about it, and walked with us back there. We got a table, sat down and in the course of a couple of hours, had dinner.
Point of note: I was wearing my favorite fishing hat as we walked over to the restaurant, and I hung it over the back of the chair as we sat down.
OK, now I am going to speak honestly, and I apologize in advance if I offend. The drink was good and the company was outstanding...the food was not. I asked the waiter for a recommendation and he immediately suggested the lasagna. Apparently it is a great favorite in the restaurant. I think that has to be because of the size of the portion, because it was large. It just wasn't particularly good. Not bad, but nothing to write home about. Later on it gave me heartburn too. I think there are other dishes there that must be better, because Fishy, Titan, and JW were all (apparently) happy with their dinners. I was hungry though (I had gone without lunch), and the lasagna wasn't bad, so I ate it all. I was, at least, satisfied.
At a certain point, we suddenly realized that it was getting later, and Titan had to go to the airport to pick up his son. We asked for and paid the bill pretty quickly, and once we had, we all got up and headed right for the door.
Yup. I left my hat sitting on the back of the chair. I am pretty annoyed about that...
So, we all shook hands with Titan, and I thanked him again for the loan of the rod. He is a very gracious man, of course, and said "don't worry about it" or something along those lines. Then he headed for his car, and we walked back to the hotel.
In a sense, that was the end of Friday, even though I had many hours to go. We walked over to the landing to do a little more shopping in the tackle store (I got a pink and white Zuker feather that I am sure will catch fish...some day), and then we all went to our rooms.
I wasn't done, of course. I had to reorganize and repack EVERYTHING. I was ripping open boxes and arranging my tackle bag, folding and repacking clothes, the whole nine yards. Again. This became a repetitive, torturous theme for the entire trip, and this wasn't even the first repacking episode since I'd left Mexico. But this was the BIG one. I finished around 1:00 and tried to sleep. At 1:30, I decided to read some. At 2:00 I tried to sleep again. At 2:30, I decided to take some Melatonin and read some more...
At 4:00 am, I finally fell asleep...
now some may say : Why post an old damn fishing report?
I say: "Why not"?
there is often some good nuggets in these stories for everyone (even for the A.D.D guys who only like pictures)
- entertaining reading -something to do when you are bored
- indepth descriptions of fishing locations / LR boats and crew
- fun detail about fellow fisherman and crew ; past and present with some true Hall of Famers in there...
- cool tidbits on fishing patterns from years past that could pertain to today
- weren't posted on BD..
so here is the first one and it's a long one.. so I will post it as he originally did over consecutive days.
Writer- Rodless Jim (he doesn't know I am posting it, but if he reads this..sorry I didn't ask, it is out of appreciation)
If you don't know Jim , let me say he is a fantastic writer and makes zero grammatical errors (unlike me -because I dont spell check or anything lol)
He lives in MX city . Claim to fame is his writing is in great detail and full of emotion- a newbie or veteran angler can get the sense of feeling the moment.
you will feel like you know him.. and everyone on the boat.
but just don't ever him ask about politics..
The older posts are when he was learning the LR ropes..
this thread will be through the eyes of a Novice LR fisherman:
I hope you like it.
Fearless: The Wahoodad/Willy Intrepid 8-Day Report
July 2010
FOREWARD: This was a unique trip for me, encompassing several "firsts." As a result, I suspect this will turn out to be a different kind of report. For those who preferred my previous reports, I can only apologize, and say that I did my best to pay attention, and will do my best to report.
The issues that make this report different are:
1. The boat is huge, and it is harder to be aware of what is happening on the opposite rail---and to whom---than it has ever been for me before. If you're on the stern, you may have an idea of some of the people who are up on the bow, but probably not all of them, nor can you keep an eye on who is fighting fish, if they won or lost, and (if the fish got off) why. It's just a BIG boat.
2. Until I got on board, I really didn't know anyone on the trip. Yes, I made some friends on the boat, and one or two that I think (and hope) will become really good friends in time. Even so, I didn't show up with even one "buddy," and that is a much bigger part of this than some people realize, at least for how I remember a trip. In the past, I was better able to keep track of what was going on across the boat because I was also paying attention to what Harddrive was doing, and last year, to what JL was doing too. It isn't that I neglected my own fishing (I do that a little to take photos for Outhouse's amusement), but it does give me more than one place to focus on the action. Consequently, I seem to remember more of what happens, and more clearly. I really don't know how that will work out in this report.
3. This trip was by far my longest ever in terms of time spent on the water. On a 5-day trip, you really only have to remember what happens during the course of 3 days of fishing, plus anecdotes about the other time. This time around, we spent more than 6 days at least nominally trying to catch fish. If the fishing had been any better, it would all have become a horrible blur, even though this time I did try to take some notes. Even so, I am sure I am going to get some details mixed up, out of sequence, or just plain wrong. I offer the writer's standard apology: all mistakes you find in the report that follows are my own, and simply demonstrate my inadequacies as a reporter.
4. Emotions color how anyone sees a story, and my own emotions had some ups and downs during the course of the trip. For one thing, I was physically ill during much of the trip (more on that later), and that (with the accompanying weakness I felt) had an effect, not on the events that occurred, but rather on how I saw them...and thus remember them.
In any case---and for better or worse!---I hereby embark upon the tale. "The Wahoodad/Willy Intrepid 8-Day Trip," as seen through the eyes of Rodless_Jim...
PART I: Leaving Mexico is Easy...
Departure:
Leaving Mexico really was easy, too. Not only did I post incessantly before the trip, I also spent a fair amount of time trying to prepare, and that preparation paid off handsomely when the time came to depart. Packing was as easy as it has ever been, though I was carrying more (and, as it turns out, way too much), and I had a free ride to the airline terminal. Really the only headaches were the untoward weight of my duffle bag, and how to travel with two wide-brimmed hats at once.
I was traveling not directly to San Diego or LA (much easier in some ways), but to Tijuana. That means I was going to be flying Volaris Airlines, and flying out of the Toluca airport. I am sure I mentioned this in last year's report, but Toluca isn't IN Mexico City...it is on the other side of some mountains that ring the city. Volaris handles that in a novel, and considerate way: they have their very own terminal in Mexico City, where you can check in for your flight, check your bags, get your boarding pass, the whole nine yards. Then you board a luxury bus for the 45 minute ride to Toluca and the airport. When you arrive at the airport in Toluca, you are already set. Pass through security, get a cup of coffee (there's a Starbucks in the departure lounge), and wait to board your flight.
For me, going through the Volaris terminal in Mexico City had an added bonus. I am 95% certain that my bag was overweight, but the scale they were using wasn't well-designed to handle a soft-sided duffle bag. Better still, the person doing the weighing was incompetent and disinterested in his job. Result: my bag passed weigh-in without ringing the overweight cherries, thus saving me some coin. At the very same time, many other passengers were being assessed overweight charges of $200 or more.
This is a good beginning!
So nothing much to tell here. I was driven to the terminal by my wife's chauffeur, and I was checked in for my flight 10 minutes later. I rode the bus to Toluca, and got myself a damned big cup of coffee, with three extra shots of espresso in it, plus cream and Splenda, then started exchanging text messages with Fishybuzz. Damn, it seemed like I waited FOREVER to board my flight. And I got a lot of strange looks for my heavy beard and two hats. The Heck with 'em. I'm going FISHING!
Well, we boarded as you might expect, taxied, took off, and flew to Tijuana. The flight was extremely uneventful, especially for me: I slept the entire way! I only woke up as we began our descent...
The Crossing:
Tijuana is still Mexico. I am forcibly reminded of that fact whenever I fly into that airport. It's a few heartbeats from US soil, but it is still completely Mexico. Getting off the plane, swarms of "maleteros" (porters who work for tips) accosted me, demanding that I permit them to carry my bags for me. I was offered taxis, rental cars, hotel rooms, elegant meals, cold beers, strong tequila, and 14 year old virgins. OK, that's not entirely true...no one offered me an elegant meal. In any case, I had already made my plans: Christian.
Christian is a contract taxi driver with a Sentry pass. That means he can cross the border more or less at will. More importantly, it means he can drive me directly from the Tijuana airport to the La Jolla Enterprise Rent-A-Car location. More importantly, Christian has done the same (or similar) for many, many wealthy and or important people from Mexico City. I, of course, am neither! But I knew for a fact that I could trust Christian, and I had already arranged for him to drive me. It was expensive, but in this case I believe it is money well spent.
As I was waiting to collect my bag, I called Christian and told him I had arrived (30 minutes early, as it happened), and he told me where to meet him. Smooth, all so very smooth...
Christian loaded my bag (he had to grunt to get it in the trunk), and headed off for the Otay Mesa border crossing (usually a much better choice than San Ysidro). He dropped me and my bag in the pedestrian line (I had to cross on my own...no Sentry pass!), and I started to wait. This was actually unusual. The Otay Mesa crossing is typically less crowded, both for cars and for pedestrians. If the line of cars that was passing had been shorter---and if we had been driving a car with US plates---I could have just stayed in the van, and we could have crossed together in one of the non-Sentry lines. But the lines were long for everyone except Sentry pass holders, so no dice.
I was only in the line for about 45 minutes, with hordes of people desperately trying to sell me anything. Christian charities were begging for donations (we can talk about that in another thread...I am charitable by nature, but there's more to the story than you know), chewing gum and cigarettes and cold drinks of all kinds...tacos and flautas, cookies, sandwiches...knick-knacks and mementos...the line was a marketplace, and desperation was in the air.
Finally I passed through the swinging bars and onto US soil. Five minutes later, I was facing the Border Patrol. And for whatever reason, he decided to give me a hard time. He asked me if I was bringing anything into the US from Mexico, any food items or things like that. I told him I had a bag of caramelized pecans, but since they were cooked, I was allowed to bring them in. I told him I had some cigars too, but they were of Mexican manufacture (mostly true), so also legal to bring in.
He asked me to show him the cigars.
No problem...two boxes of Mexican cigars. But in the process, I laid a packet of Owner hooks on the counter, and it looks like I forgot them there. I never saw them again, anyway. So I re-packed, and zipped up, and he let me pass. The guy at the other end responsible for the REAL inspection had me open up AGAIN (what am I? A pecan smuggler?), and he rummaged through the bag for a while. Finally he had me zip up, and I was through and free. Total time to cross: 1 hour, 20 minutes. For a US citizen. Oh well, it can't ALL be easy, right?
I couldn't find Christian on the other side.
I called him, but I couldn't understand where he said he was. He couldn't understand where I was, either. It took another 25 minutes, and I had to lug that heavy bag about 500 yards up the road to find my ride, sweating like the the overgrown bear I am all the way. Finally we managed to intersect, my bags got loaded---again---and off we headed to La Jolla.
From there, everything started going like clockwork again. Christian dropped me at Enterprise and I paid him and rented my car. I went to CVS to buy some things I would need, then to my brother-in-law's house to pick up some gear. By 2:30, I was on the road to LA to see Harddrive and family.
Traffic was annoying getting out of SD, and I ran into several heavy patches along the way, but I still arrived at Harddrive's house before 6:00, so it couldn't have been that bad. Anyway, I was here, with all of my stuff, and ready to do the final rig up of my tackle...
Next Up: THAT'S Not 100lb Spectra!
Part II: The Last Little Tasks...
Evening at Harddrive's:
I am not going to go into detail describing Harddrive this time around. For one thing, he can speak for himself! I will say, though, that it is his fault that you are reading these words. He was the one who got me into Pacific fishing to begin with with, and then tuna, and finally long range. If you find me annoying (and I am sure many of you do!), blame him.
Harddrive has a wife and two lovely daughters, a nice house in/near Santa Monica, a good job, and is becoming a tackle ho. All of this works to my benefit! When I buy a new reel, I have it sent to Harddrive, along with the spectra I want on it. He spools it for me. If I need a new hook put on a jig, he does the welding. When I need advice about what to buy or how to fish, he is one of the people I feel I can ask and get a clear, straight answer. Me? I bring him cigars and pay for the pizza. Most of all, I let him believe he really is smarter than I am. It all works out...
Anyway, in the past we have had some late nights before trips, where we had a ton of things to do and limited time in which to do them. It has almost become a pre-trip ritual for us. This time would be different, because Harddrive wasn't coming. I have to tell you, that felt truly weird...
Still, we needed to wind mono topshots onto a couple of reels, and put spectra on a couple more. He swapped me a good jig of his for a broken one of mine. All is going well. One of his friends came by to schmooze, and we left the spooling for a couple of hours while we ate pizza and chicken and they drank beer. I stuck with Diet Coke...
So we go back to spooling reels, and we have a discussion about something that puzzles Harddrive. He is in the process of winding 65lb solid spectra (JB Line One) onto a new Saltist Lever Drag reel, and he observes that the line feels "thick" to him. I tell him that it seems the same to me, so what's up? He explains that he has already wound on 600 yards of 100lb spectra on my new Taigra 30W LRS, and something doesn't seem right. For one thing, 600 yards didn't hardly fill the reel at all. For another, the 65lb spectra he's spooling now feels thicker than the 100 he spooled on the Tiagra. So we take a closer look at the line on the Tiagra...
That is NOT 100lb line, not solid, not hollow, not 100. You know, it really looks like...damn, it is! It's 50lb line! We look at the spool it came off of...says 100lbs as clear as day, but there's just no way. It's 50lb line, plain and simple. OK, this is not good. It's nighttime, and there's no place to find 100lb spectra now. I need to spool the Tiagra NOW, but how?
Harddrive makes me a trade. He has 600 yards of 80lb PowerPro, and he'll swap it to me for the 50lb JB. It's not the perfect solution, but it works for me. We unspool and respool, then add 150 yards of 80lb mono topshot. Now I'm good.
That was really it. My brother-in-law had been holding my new tackle bag for me, and two of my rods, along with some clothes. Harddrive had four of my reels, and two more of my rods. Gear-wise, all I was missing was the one reel (bought) and the one rod (borrowed) that Fishy was bringing me, and the long rod Titan05 was loaning me. I had all kinds of lures and hooks and sundry small things that I would need to arrange in my tackle bag once I met up with Fishy, but the big stuff was all set. I was well fed, well rigged, and by midnight I was asleep.
The next morning, Mrs. Harddrive woke me with breakfast, and I got to say goodbye to Harddrive as he went to work (yes, I stuck my tongue out at him as he left). Then I showered, packed my stuff into the rental car, and at about 9:45 I was headed for San Diego, easy as pie...
More Shopping, A Tailgate Party, JWFogg, and the Inimitable Fishybuzz
I said before that the drive up from SD to LA was uneventful, with little traffic to frustrate me, and that was true. The drive down was better still. Getting out of LA was much easier than I expected (it was harder getting in the day before), and once I was out, I just flew South all the way to Encinitas. From there, I had a whole list of things I wanted to buy, at a whole series of places, and I had about two and a half hours to get it all done.
Being clever, I decided to seriously edit the "to do" list, and just do without those items. I managed to cut it down to Squidco, Home Depot, Big 5, and Costco. I got to the Vagabond Inn right at 2:15, in perfect time to meet up with Fishybuzz...who wasn't there.
Turns out Fishy was having lunch with Willy, and didn't arrive for another half hour. He also forgot to pick up the chicken feet! neither omission mattered to me. I was checked in to the hotel, my stuff was out of the rental car and under lock and key, and I was ready for the vacation to begin in earnest.
When Fishy arrived, he checked in, and off we went to return my rental car. From there, we ran a couple of errands, and looked around to see if we could find chicken feet for the trip, but no dice. One Asian market had become a Pho restaurant, and we decided not to bother going all the way to Convoy to find them. Next time I'll bring them myself! We did stop to pick up some beer, and then we headed over to Seaforth to meet up with some friends who were going out on a 2-day that night.
Getting to Seaforth was easy enough, though (to be honest!) Fishy got lost...twice. He was using his GPS guide, and he made a turn too quickly. That got us to the tailgate 45 minutes later than projected, but it didn't matter, because the tailgate hadn't really started yet. There were only a few people there drinking beer and soda, including SaltyDog and SaltyPup. Fishy was the life of the party, picking up two rods he'd had SaltyDog wrap for him, but especially showing off his new Black Hole blank. To be fair, it is an amazing rod blank, as light as a fly rod, but strong and stiff enough to match a Seeker 2x4. Seriously. It is one cool blank, and I can't wait to see what kind of rod it makes.
Of course you all realize that Fishy knows everyone. He's fished with them, laughed with them, he is the clown prince at the center of the tailgate...and we're not even on that trip!
About 45 minutes after Fishy and I showed up, this great big guy with a sardonic grin came up. I mean a BIIIIIG man, tall and broad, clean cut, Clark Kent looking type, but broader than heck. He comes up to me and asks me "Are you Rodless_Jim?"
OK, how can I put this?
He wasn't the first person at the tailgate to ask me that question. Fishy even introduced me to some of the people there (TunaBelly, for example, who happens to be a really nice guy) as Rodless_Jim. And in a way, I suppose that's only natural. I have posted enough by now that everyone knows me by that name. The thing is, they know my handle, and some of my posts, but the don't really know me...but they think they do. They think they know my life and my personality, even when many don't even remember/realize that I live in Mexico, etc. For better or for worse, I found myself to be a weird kind of minor celebrity, and the truth is, the last thing I am is celebrated, pretty much anywhere in the world.
In person I am not the man you read here. I am like that man...I am as honest as I can be with my opinions and such. But somehow, people seem to expect me to be louder, cockier, and nuttier than I really am. Believe it or not, I am actually pretty shy. Stop laughing Fishy! I mean it. It takes me a while to get used to new people. To compensate for that, I make the effort to take the initiative. I'll walk up to people and say "Hi! I'm Jim!" I did that at the docks the next morning, in fact. But believe it or not, that is something that is really hard for me.
At the time that the big man walked up to me, I was actually feeling kind of isolated. I wasn't going out on the 2-day with the tailgaters, and I didn't know what to say to them. The only person around that I could say I knew at all was Fishybuzz, and I'd just met him face-to-face for the first time about three hours before.
OK, to be clear: Fishy and I have been chatting for a while. I count him as a real friend, and I felt that way before we met in SD. So I wasn't "alone." I was with my friend Fishy. But just him, and I felt very much out of place, like I didn't belong where I was.
So this rather large, bearish gentleman walks up, and asks me if I'm Rodless_Jim. I figure he could have asked me if I was Donald Duck...the feeling would have been the same. But he was smiling, so I told him "sure, in one of my alternate universe existences that's me. But you can call me Jim." He introduced himself, and explained that his handle on the board is "JWFogg," (I remember his one and only post in the Countdown thread), and that he was on our trip, not the 2-day. He just had a bunch of friends on the 2-day, so he came over to say hello.
That was a good feeling. JW seemed like a nice guy, a little reserved with a wicked sense of humor. Definitely not a loudmouth type, and more like I happen to see myself. We started talking fishing, and that was that. I knew JW and I were going to get along. That turned out to be a very good thing indeed, but I anticipate myself.
Fishy had arranged for some people to go to dinner at around 7:00 at an Italian restaurant close to the Vagabond Inn where we were staying. Willy was supposed to be one of them, but he had already said he couldn't make it. JW was invited to join us, and we pulled out of the tailgate at like 6:15.
Titan05, A Long Rod, Lasagna, And A Lost Hat
Traffic was awful trying to get out of Seaforth, and we had to wait quite a while in the stop and go mess. We persevered, though, and eventually found room to maneuver. It was maybe 7:00 by the time we got back to the hotel, maybe a hair earlier, and we waited in Fishy's room for Titan05 to show up. It was about 7:15 by the time he did, and Fishy made introductions. Titan loaned me a rod then, a lovely Calstar 900J (I think that's right). with an Avet JX 2-speed already clamped on. A beautiful setup indeed. Fishy, of course, had to show off his new Black Hole blank one more time, and finally we set off for dinner.
As we walked out of the hotel parking lot, who should we meet but JWFogg again. Turns out he's staying in the Vagabond too. We'd told him 7:00 at the restaurant, and since it was now after 7:30, obviously we'd left him hanging. He was cool about it, and walked with us back there. We got a table, sat down and in the course of a couple of hours, had dinner.
Point of note: I was wearing my favorite fishing hat as we walked over to the restaurant, and I hung it over the back of the chair as we sat down.
OK, now I am going to speak honestly, and I apologize in advance if I offend. The drink was good and the company was outstanding...the food was not. I asked the waiter for a recommendation and he immediately suggested the lasagna. Apparently it is a great favorite in the restaurant. I think that has to be because of the size of the portion, because it was large. It just wasn't particularly good. Not bad, but nothing to write home about. Later on it gave me heartburn too. I think there are other dishes there that must be better, because Fishy, Titan, and JW were all (apparently) happy with their dinners. I was hungry though (I had gone without lunch), and the lasagna wasn't bad, so I ate it all. I was, at least, satisfied.
At a certain point, we suddenly realized that it was getting later, and Titan had to go to the airport to pick up his son. We asked for and paid the bill pretty quickly, and once we had, we all got up and headed right for the door.
Yup. I left my hat sitting on the back of the chair. I am pretty annoyed about that...
So, we all shook hands with Titan, and I thanked him again for the loan of the rod. He is a very gracious man, of course, and said "don't worry about it" or something along those lines. Then he headed for his car, and we walked back to the hotel.
In a sense, that was the end of Friday, even though I had many hours to go. We walked over to the landing to do a little more shopping in the tackle store (I got a pink and white Zuker feather that I am sure will catch fish...some day), and then we all went to our rooms.
I wasn't done, of course. I had to reorganize and repack EVERYTHING. I was ripping open boxes and arranging my tackle bag, folding and repacking clothes, the whole nine yards. Again. This became a repetitive, torturous theme for the entire trip, and this wasn't even the first repacking episode since I'd left Mexico. But this was the BIG one. I finished around 1:00 and tried to sleep. At 1:30, I decided to read some. At 2:00 I tried to sleep again. At 2:30, I decided to take some Melatonin and read some more...
At 4:00 am, I finally fell asleep...