Go ape!

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  1. SeaDawg

    SeaDawg Grouper Hunter

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    A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
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    > She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.
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    > He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
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    > As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large,
    > silverback gorilla.
    > Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
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    > He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted
    > and pounded his chest with his free hand.
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    > He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
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    > The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
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    > He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her
    > lips and wiggling her bottom.
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    > She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that
    > would wake the dead.
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    > Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a
    > little more skin.
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    > She did.... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
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    > "Now..... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
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    > This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.
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    > Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung
    > her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
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    > "Now tell him you have a headache."
     
  2. jagerhunchback

    jagerhunchback MCLMM

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    bwahahahahaa!!!!!!
     
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    I have to say that was good!
     
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  5. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    Fresh material... :D
     

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