Getting Old

nefarious235

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1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.


2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.


3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.


4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.


5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?


6. Was learning cursive really necessary?


7. Map Quest or Google Maps really need to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.


8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.


9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.


10. Bad decisions make good stories.


11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.


12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection... again.


13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.


14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.


15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.


16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.


17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.


18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.


19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?


20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!


21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.


22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.


23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.


(Ladies ... Quit Laughing! )


It just gets better as you get older, doesn't it?


I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed, but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod (with ear piece) - and how was your day?




(This is what happens when old people start using technology!)


Stop laughing and go ahead and forward this - (you know you want to)

I Would Like To Add One.


At What Point-In-Life Do We Become "OLD PEOPLE " ??


"O'le Wat'z-I'z-Name"
 

Tuna Vic

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Now I gotta try to memorize some,and since I'm old we know that ain't happening!
 
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Omarkayak

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Truth is beauty and beauty is truth. Or something like that.

Thanks for the insights!

Good fishin'!
BDC OK
 

TEAMFISH

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YEP! , nuff' said. At 51 the brain feels like it runs a marathon on a daily basis.
How is it I can't remember a conversation I had two days ago but I remember 30 different passwords, my bank account numbers, S.S #, D.L#, birthdays, PIN #'s, fishing number hot spots, Shit! never mind, I guess I retain what's important:-)
 

lee337

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Who ever said these were the golden years needs to get kicked in the nuts!!!
 

GrabBass1

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My dad told me about a time he was watching this "old guy" trying to launch his bass boat. After a few minutes he felt sorry for the "old guy" and went and gave him a hand. They ended up talking a bit and dad found out he was 5 years older than the "old guy". Dad was 75 at the time. I thought that was really funny.
Also, dad says getting old ain't for sissies.
 
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