Funny Boat Names

Discussion in 'Ripped' started by eatsleepfish007, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. Jaysons999

    Jaysons999 Member

    Name:
    Jay
    Boat:
    16' blue fin "paddy sniffer"
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    Some really funny ones here guys. I love a clever boat name. Funny ones too I once saw a bad ass yacht named " Change Order" thought that was pretty good. I went with paddy sniffer.
     
  2. willbuyone

    willbuyone Terry Cobb

    Location:
    Lompoc Ca
    Name:
    Terry Cobb
    Boat:
    Robalo R180 ( Sole Seeker )
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  3. Team Ball's Out

    Team Ball's Out Well-Known "Member"

    Location:
    Vista
    Name:
    Ray Collier
    Boat:
    23' Sea Swirl Striper
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    I named out boat Team Ball's Out why? because the wife did not like Ball's Deep!
     
  4. Gbaker770

    Gbaker770 Newbie

    Location:
    St Augustine Florida
    Name:
    Gavin Baker
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    Mullet Hunter
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    I dated a girl in the 80's and th name of her Dad's boat was "Lick'er Box"
     
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  5. FLLR1

    FLLR1 Member

    Location:
    Florida
    Name:
    LT
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    Boston Whaler
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    Mine-"My Kids Tuition"
     
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  6. MYNomad

    MYNomad Heading South

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest / West Coast Mexico
    Name:
    Rick
    Boat:
    Yes
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    In case any of you haven't heard it, 20 or 30 years ago, there was a very famous huge mothership that carried a full-sized sportfisher. The owner traveled all around the world setting records. Anyway, the mothership was named The Madam, and the sportfisher was named Hooker
     
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  7. Bigeasy

    Bigeasy yeah, yeah!

    Location:
    Vallejo, CA
    Name:
    Eric W.
    Boat:
    Tunacious 238 Coastal Twin 150-E
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    College tuition! Self explanatory!
     
  8. Hardcor

    Hardcor Hardcore

    Location:
    Hardcore
    Name:
    Hardcore
    Boat:
    Hardcore
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  9. RodRage

    RodRage Member

    Location:
    Surf City Ca.
    Name:
    Huntington Hillbilly
    Boat:
    Chaparral 224 Fisherman
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    Last two boats were after the wife (Jillian Marie1) and Two for this one I favored "The other woman" but the wife didn't dig it so I went with RodRage.

    View attachment 885984 rr21.jpg
     
  10. WickedGood

    WickedGood Newbie

    Location:
    Southern Maine Sure Its COLD, But Its a DAMP COLD!
    Name:
    WickedGood
    Boat:
    Yes
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    This is the last one Ill ever own

    Casket Boat.jpg
     
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  11. Grafixguy

    Grafixguy Newbie

    Name:
    Juan
    Boat:
    21ft Glastron
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    I had a boat called "Dirty Oar"...lol
     
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  12. c-goat

    c-goat HELL BENT FOR FEATHER

    Location:
    santee ca.
    Name:
    Bill
    Boat:
    08 DEFIANCE 220 ex Sheri-Moon
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    This last summer I heard on the VHF the name tuna canoe.Made me smile.
     
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  13. BiggestT

    BiggestT I've posted enough I should edit this section

    Location:
    Fullerton
    Name:
    SM
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    Salsipuedes & Czech Mate
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    I have seen a cigarette style speedboat captained by an African American with the boat named “Blood Vessel”. You know what, I was in agreement.
     
  14. TriTips and Trebles

    TriTips and Trebles Newbie

    Location:
    San Diego
    Name:
    Tubby
    Boat:
    Tin
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  15. Willdoggy

    Willdoggy Willing Member

    Location:
    Chula Vista
    Name:
    IG = WetWillyBiz
    Boat:
    Purr-Sea-Stance: Boston Whaler Montauk 170
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    Came-a-lot for the yacht and Came-a-little for the dinghy. My all time favorite.
     
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  16. kenworth007

    kenworth007 Newbie

    Location:
    eau claire wi.
    Name:
    mark
    Boat:
    "can't afford it", now in the ca. delta
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    "can't afford it", got it from my brother was in dana pt, now it's in the delta , I can afford it up there, lol
     
  17. Reel 007

    Reel 007 Member

    Location:
    Glendora Ca
    Name:
    Leon
    Boat:
    28 Wellcraft Coastal "vagabond'
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    M.T. Pockets
     
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  18. tap

    tap "The Roving Angler" BD Writer

    Location:
    Valley Center, CA
    Name:
    Tony Pena
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    n/a
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    "Sinbadly"; "Paid Cash"; "Contagious" (doctor); "MoneyHole"
     
  19. waynesworld

    waynesworld Well-Known "Member"

    Location:
    Escondido
    Name:
    Wayne
    Boat:
    Sold it -need a ride
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    I saw a boat (Big) down in Salinas called the "Lucky Sperm"
    I had to ask -turns out he was a horse breeder
     
  20. Bonitatackle

    Bonitatackle Newbie

    Location:
    Bonita Springs
    Name:
    Shug C
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    None
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    Bet the dinghy was named "Original Contract".
     

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