From the "Don't Leave Your Bottled Water Unattended" File...

Discussion in 'Goof Off Photo Editing & Video Clips' started by Rubberhook2, Aug 18, 2010.

  1. Rubberhook2

    Rubberhook2 Local Bluefin

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  2. loreto1234

    loreto1234 LOBO

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    His response was "but officer it was only a GAG!!!!"
     
  3. Saluki

    Saluki .

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    It was an accident.
     
  4. Rubberhook2

    Rubberhook2 Local Bluefin

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    Exactly...must have dripped off of the ceiling.
     
  5. Raginkjn

    Raginkjn Member

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    She threw the bottle away after feeling "sickened and irritated,'' according to the press release.

    Not a swallower uh ?<!--googleoff: all-->
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  6. Saluki

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    If I was his lawyer I would go with the "she spit his body fluid into her bottle" defense.
     
  7. Rubberhook2

    Rubberhook2 Local Bluefin

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    Maybe she was just rinsing...
     
  8. jagerhunchback

    jagerhunchback MCLMM

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    or the "she stole used condoms out of my trash defense" saluki could always go with the "she stole my jenna haze fleshlight ice out of my locker" defense.
     
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  9. dweston

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    New episode for the real house wives of OC?
     
  10. Fishbones

    Fishbones Your wife thinks about ME

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    Why are all the freaks from Orange County?
     
  11. louisde

    louisde Newbie

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    I went to the article and there was an ad for wine that had the sound effect of a glass being filled up, perfect, what a nut.
     
  12. marlinmike

    marlinmike head rigger in charge

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    if blue birds have blue babies and black birds have black babies
    what kind of bird has no babies at all ??????????.......................








































    fucking swallows
     
  13. drdiesel

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    A product of thier enviroment!
     
  14. Saluki

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    I live in OC. :D
     
  15. Troy

    Troy Under the Radar

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    Reminds me of the dude at SDSU who got busted for beating off and spraying his juice into girl's hair while the were sleeping in the library. Not sure why anyone would fall asleep in the library (since I didn't spend much time there I wasn't sure exactly what went on in that building), but this guy would wait for them to take a break and then blast on them and run away. Got caught and it was in the Daily Aztec, complete with his name, picture and address.

    There are definitely some weird people out there in this world.
     
  16. Ultimate Catch

    Ultimate Catch One life to live!!

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    No... his defense should be, " I put my body fluid into her bottle because I thought it was the only way to get her to swallow!!!:Pelvic_Thrust:
     

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