Freudian Slip

Texlee

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Jun 3, 2012
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Vernon, Texas, USA
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Alben Lee
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Excel
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs. He says, "Give me two pickets to Titsburgh...umm...I mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh." <o:p></o:p>
He's really embarrassed... The guy in line behind him says, "Relax, pal. We all make Freudian slips like that. Just the other day at the breakfast table I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pass the sugar', but I accidentally said, 'You fuckin bitch, you wrecked my life.'" <o:p></o:p>
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"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." --- Katharine Hepburn<o:p></o:p>
 

Johnlgarrison

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Jul 27, 2009
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Temecula CA USA!
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Johnny Garrison
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Parker 2320 "Sticky Business 5"
When I heard it where there was a preist behind him and he said
"When you day comes and Saint Finger shakes his Peter at you".
Your version is funnier.