For my dear friend Carl...

Gil Marlin

World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator
Nov 27, 2003
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Three comedians are shooting the breeze at the back of a nightclub after a late gig. They’ve heard one another’s material so much, they’ve reached the point where they don’t need to say the jokes anymore to amuse each other – they just need to refer to each joke by a number. "Number 37!" cracks the first comic, and the others break up. ""Number 53!" says the second guy, and they howl. Finally, it’s the third comic’s turn. "44!" he quips. He gets nothing. Crickets. "What?" he asks, "Isn’t 44 funny?" "Sure, it’s usually hilarious," they answer. "But the way you tell it…"
 
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ConSeaMate

Legend in my own mind
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Carl won't like it because it's too sophisticated for him......:rofl:.....
 
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Carl

Bridesmaid,,,,,,,Again
  • Nov 29, 2004
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    Frogs...........
     
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    Keepin my pimp hand strong!
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    96 :rofl: Wait, that wackbards.
     
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    Gil Marlin

    World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator
    Nov 27, 2003
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    A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, "How did you get such a huge orange head?" The guy says, "Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern. A genie came out and said, I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire...what is your first wish?' I said, I'd like all the money I could ever spend.' The genie went Poof!', and there it was, all the money I could ever spend. Then he said, What is your second wish?' I said, I'd like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with.' The genie went Poof!', and there she was, a gorgeous girl who immediately loved me. Then the genie said, And what is your third wish?'...and I think this is where I went wrong...I said, I'd like a huge orange head.'" :D
     
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    Carl

    Bridesmaid,,,,,,,Again
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    "Ignore" list=Gil Martin
     
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    Keepin my pimp hand strong!
    Mar 4, 2005
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    A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, "How did you get such a huge orange head?" The guy says, "Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern. A genie came out and said, I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire...what is your first wish?' I said, I'd like all the money I could ever spend.' The genie went Poof!', and there it was, all the money I could ever spend. Then he said, What is your second wish?' I said, I'd like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with.' The genie went Poof!', and there she was, a gorgeous girl who immediately loved me. Then the genie said, And what is your third wish?'...and I think this is where I went wrong...I said, I'd like a huge orange head.'" :D

    I LIKE IT!
     
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    Omarkayak

    I've posted enough I should know better...
    Jul 26, 2007
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    Ha ha. Orange head joke is pretty good one!

    Good fishin'!
    BDC OK
     
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