Discussion in 'Jokes Forum' started by Tues, Jul 1, 2010.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
Good afternoon Mr. Beam.........
thats only one I...
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish it will die.
why are fish so smart???
because they hang out in schools.......ba'dump bump psssshhhhhhh!!!! please tip your waitress, i'll be here all week!!!!
Why do Roosters wear underwear on their head?
that's where their pecker is...................
thank you for redeeming this thread.
Tues thats too fails in a row haha
I knew the responses were going to be good...
Just trolling today, ladies...
If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ?
-I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
Where do fish wash ?
-In a river basin.
What happened to the fishing boat that sank in piranha fish infested waters ?
-It came back with a skeleton crew.
Where do fish keep their money ?
-In the river bank.
And my favorite.....
<TABLE border=1 cellSpacing=0 borderColor=#cccccc cellPadding=3 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD>Where do you find a crab with no legs ?
Where you left it.
Man, can I stop now????????
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