Fish

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  1. Tues

    Tues Not my job...

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    What do you call a fish without eyes?




































    fsh
     
  2. ConSeaMate

    ConSeaMate Legend in my own mind

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    Good afternoon Mr. Beam.........
     
  3. marlyn

    marlyn I've posted enough I should edit this section

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    thats only one I...
     
  4. speedgoat

    speedgoat Green Bastard

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  5. Stanley

    Stanley Pro Boat Scrubber

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    What's the difference between meat and fish?













    If you beat your fish it will die.
     
  6. jagerhunchback

    jagerhunchback MCLMM

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    why are fish so smart???











    because they hang out in schools.......ba'dump bump psssshhhhhhh!!!! please tip your waitress, i'll be here all week!!!!
     
  7. ConSeaMate

    ConSeaMate Legend in my own mind

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    Why do Roosters wear underwear on their head?



























    that's where their pecker is...................
     
  8. doorman

    doorman Bartle Doo

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    thank you for redeeming this thread.

    Tues thats too fails in a row haha
     
  9. Tues

    Tues Not my job...

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    I knew the responses were going to be good...LOL LOL

    Just trolling today, ladies...
     
  10. Vermonster

    Vermonster Well-Known "Member"

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    If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?

    -Finland.


    What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ?

    -I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.


    Where do fish wash ?

    -In a river basin.


    What happened to the fishing boat that sank in piranha fish infested waters ?

    -It came back with a skeleton crew.


    Where do fish keep their money ?

    -In the river bank.



    And my favorite.....

    <TABLE border=1 cellSpacing=0 borderColor=#cccccc cellPadding=3 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD>Where do you find a crab with no legs ?

    Where you left it.


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    Man, can I stop now???????? :(
     
    Last edited: Jul 1, 2010

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