DH "Do you smell like fish but have nothing to show"
Probably the lonely boat you encountered came back like that.
I'm such a dick. Surfing a 30 mile long beach break. That does have a 2 mile long good stretch, but that's long. There are peaks all up and down the beach. And a group of guys all paddle out and literally sit 10 feet from me. When I'm all alone or with 1 bro. Some funny looks when I ask them "do you want to hold hands" then I paddle to the next empty peak over. They are usually not from Costa Rica or the US
Unless the peak I'm on is way better then all the other peaks that day. Then I will pretend like the peak a tad up or down the beach is better and paddle to no mans land. Then when the group paddle follows me. Once I reach a shitty part of the beach and possibly in the middle of a gnarly current. I turn back around and paddle back to where we were

. They almost never follow me back and just look at me from way over there now. While drifting away in the current. Current direction depends if I paddle them North or South, so its extra hard to paddle back to me. Dropped them off
Maybe try that. Slowly drive away to some shitty spot. If they follow. Once they reach you. Go back to where you were

they will feel so lame to follow you back.