Did someone mention worms?

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  1. AhSpray

    AhSpray Assistant Gaffer

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    That reminds me of one of the classics:

    About 5 minutes after an Okie & his new bride checked into the honeymoon suite of a fishing resort, the new groom passes thru the lobby with all his fishing gear, headed for the river.

    The desk clerk waves him over. "Hey buddy" he says, "shouldn't you be upstairs making love to your new bride?"

    To which the Okie says, "Can't, she's got gonorrhea the doc says no sex for another month. But it's OK because I love to fish"
    The next morning, the Okie is on his way thru the lobby with his fishing gear. Trying to be helpful, the clerk waves him over and says.

    "Since you can't have vaginal sex, maybe you could try anal sex."

    To which the Okie says, "Can't, she's got diarrhea the doc says no anal sex for another month. But it's OK because I love to fish"

    The following morning, again trying to be helpful, the Clerk waves the Okie over on his way thru the lobby. "Since you can't have vaginal sex or anal sex, maybe you could coax her into performing oral sex for you" he says.

    To which the Okie says, "Can't, she's got pyorrhea her dentist says no oral sex for another month. But it's OK because I love to fish"

    The clerk asks the Okie incredulously, Let me get this straight, your new bride has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorrhea why the hell would you marry a girl like that?

    "Well" says the Okie, "she's got worms too, and I love to fish!"
     
  2. umoa

    umoa silent

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    that is just wrong. kind of gagged a little. ::rofl::
     
  3. jagerhunchback

    jagerhunchback MCLMM

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    wow, sounds like a bloodydecks kinda gal!!!
     
  4. 3StoogesFishing

    3StoogesFishing Newbie

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    5 minutes later, we STILL haven't stopped laughing!
     

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