Discussion in 'Nonsense Anything Boards' started by yakergreg, Nov 6, 2013.
Take this rivalry serious back there!!!
He liked it the first 2 times.......even let me video record it.
I should have stopped at 2.................
Don't let your mouth write checks
your butt can't cash!!
Tase is a euphemism for what?
This was not fun. Or funny.
Do you always use big words when you're not drinking?
Saluki, "Let me tase your dick."
Saluki, "Let me get it hard for you."
I'm not sure.
Me: "How does my dick tase?"
Tues: "Not bad, kind of like a Mai Tai, you use coconut shampoo huh?"
Me, "Do you want me to wash it before you suck it?"
I love my dirty little cock sucker.
Tues: "Hey Brandon, can I tell you something?"
Me: "Stop talking with your mouthful and just keep sucking"
Tues: "Hey Brandon, your dick tastes like shit!"
Me: "Ya, I know.... Gil Marlin lost a bet last night"
Saluki, "Stop holding me by my ears, I know what I'm doing down here. This isn't my first penis, today"
He was right. Stud.
Now that's funny!!!
Tues: "Can I call your penis Lightening?"
Me: "Sure, I guess so.....but why?"
Tues: "Because I keep hearing thunder nearby"
Hey, game is over. We need to get back to fucking with Charger fans.
Q: How can you tell when a Charger fan is full of cum?
A: Simon gets a runny nose.
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