Bikers helping out

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  1. Professor

    Professor Well-Known "Member"

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    Back in December, a group of Harley bikers were riding north on the Gold Coast Highway when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.



    Dave, their leader, a big burly man of 60, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Highway Police officer who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"


    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," Dave also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ........"Well, before you jump, Honey...why don't you give ole Dave here your best last kiss?”


    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ........ and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

    After they breathlessly finished, Dave gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the Police officer, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"


    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."


    It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
     
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  2. @-EZ

    @-EZ Fail, try again.

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  3. wils

    wils lazy-ass well known "member"

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    oh SNAP!
     
  4. SALTYDAWG

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    Haw haw haw! Didn't see that coming.

    Good fishin'!
    BDC OK
     
  7. rdrrm8e

    rdrrm8e Fucking Stan

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    Baziiiiiinga...!
     
  8. Gil Marlin

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    You were there Bill??? :D
     
  9. DoubletroubleII

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    Well if he was a she when she jumped or was pushed off the bridge................neutering takes more that a minute and at least 1 BD'er saw it!
     

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