BD Secret Santa?? NSFW

Discussion in 'Nonsense Anything Boards' started by BluePabst, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. Simon Bon Bowery

    Simon Bon Bowery Lizard Fish Hippie

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    I can always use fluorocarbon and torpedo sinkers.. :)

    :rofl:

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    I'm finished shopinjg...:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  2. Technician

    Technician the viking

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    Your a horrible liar...
     
  3. drseiler

    drseiler Super-Model

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    Hal Danish or Harry Tators
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    :rofl: No lie here buddy. :hali_olutta: I will give you one hint. The person I got loves to get a giant penis slapped up on their lips, or so we all have been told.:rofl:
     
  4. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    I'd like to point out that I'm NOT involved in this mess... so that leaves just about everyone else on the list as the likely person... :rofl:
     
  5. Technician

    Technician the viking

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    Well that's descriptive hahaha
     
  6. Saluki

    Saluki .

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    Just found out that neither USPS or FEDex will ship dildo's that have flamable sparkler type devices imbedded into them..............

























    Thank God for UPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    Just tell them you have a "Large Package" you want to send...
     
  8. Simon Bon Bowery

    Simon Bon Bowery Lizard Fish Hippie

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    Did you send it in a cardboard tube or a PVC tube?....
     
  9. Carl

    Carl Bridesmaid,,,,,,,Again

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  10. Blackfish

    Blackfish Fishing, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.

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    Leave Marcus out of this. :rofl:
     
  11. Saluki

    Saluki .

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    I sent it to a LR'r in the PNW, so it doesn't really matter, they won't be happy no matter how it gets there.......
     
  12. drseiler

    drseiler Super-Model

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    :rofl: I would have to agree with you.:rofl:
     
  13. Saluki

    Saluki .

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    Awe fuck.....................

    I just got a phone call from USP "Sir there is something rattling or vibrating in the package you dropped off with us yesterday, can you come down to our center to open it up for us?"

    I think I'll call Zilla and tell her I'm stuck at work so she can go down there and deal with the embarrassment.
     
  14. jscrib

    jscrib Whale Cock

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    Good luck.

    j
     
  15. drseiler

    drseiler Super-Model

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  16. Saluki

    Saluki .

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    Damn dude.......... I'm usually kidding about these kinds of things.

    TMI my friend, TMI.............
     
  17. jscrib

    jscrib Whale Cock

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    Yum!

    j
     
  18. drseiler

    drseiler Super-Model

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    The best part of going to get one of the gifts for me was going to the porn shop walking up and in a loud voice saying" where do you keep the really filth pig gay porn mags at? And not any of this gay blow job shit. I want the anal carnage type. btw do you have any extra gigantic buttpluggs?" The guy looked at me like ummm wtf? Priceless. Then I remembered I was at squidco (killing 2 birds w/1 stone) The porn shop was next door.:rofl:It's being sent off tomorrow.
     
  19. winningman

    winningman Well-Known "Member"

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  20. jscrib

    jscrib Whale Cock

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    Question, if the gift is an article of clothing, does the person have to model it for the X-Mas picture? That would be cool.

    Just placed the order.

    j
     

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