BD Secret Santa?? NSFW

Discussion in 'Nonsense Anything Boards' started by BluePabst, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. Blackfish

    Blackfish Fishing, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.

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    who's the dumb ass that violated the rules on shipping live ammo. LOL LOL
     
  2. Tues

    Tues Not my job...

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    Are referring to a live Brad?
     
  3. cliff_fishes

    cliff_fishes Fishing when I can

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    Thanks guys, I made a mistake and let my wife follow this thread and she said that those paddles are off limits! WTF!!!!!:spank: Now I am afraid to go to sleep tonight!:Beat_Them
     
  4. rdrrm8e

    rdrrm8e Fucking Stan

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    All that work you put in and you get an aqua jock?
     
  5. drseiler

    drseiler Super-Model

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    I was thinking the same thing. That is not right.
     
  6. drseiler

    drseiler Super-Model

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    You need to do a family pic with Brad, you and Zilla. :rofl:
     
  7. Saluki

    Saluki .

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    Brad's not happy.
    He and I have a lot in common.
    Zilla won't blow either one of us.
     
  8. drseiler

    drseiler Super-Model

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    Get him a fleshlight. I am sure Brad would love that.
     
  9. BluePabst

    BluePabst Well-Known "Member"

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    haha i got a good chuckle out of the gift. it's been a lot of fun. :hali_olutta:
     
  10. Technician

    Technician the viking

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    Sounds familiar. After I said I do I missed the part in the contract that said, I don't do that anymore...
     
  11. El Compadre

    El Compadre Newbie

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    Thank you Santa for the thight pin
    k butt.:rofl: :finger::hali_olutta:
     

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  12. BluePabst

    BluePabst Well-Known "Member"

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    haha we got another fleshlight??
     
  13. Saluki

    Saluki .

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    It's got a clear case!!!!!!!!
    LOL LOL LOL LOL
     
  14. jscrib

    jscrib Whale Cock

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    Thank you Secret Santa. Looks like you did a great job doing a little house cleaning.LOL

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    Jessica with a pregnance test. Still not shure though. And a Hooters gift card, going tomorrow for wings! :hali_olutta::hali_olutta::hali_olutta:

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    Thanks for all the stuff. The Ronnie V. stuff was extra special. I didn't think he liked me anymore. :puff:LOL

    j

    PS. The Aqua Jock was not cheap. You didn't hear that from me though. :supergay:
     
  15. Saluki

    Saluki .

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    That's awesome J!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




    Tell Jess she looks hot workin the baby bump!!

    Good luck to both of you with the little one.
     
  16. Tvdan

    Tvdan Captain

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    I'm glad you got it in time for Xmas.

    Merry Christmas,

    Dan
     
  17. Blackfish

    Blackfish Fishing, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.

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    Since Dan came out...I will to.

    Merry Fishmas. Glad you got it.

    I was crapping my pants. I didn't realize you couldn't ship ammo via USPS, and then the package got returned as undeliverable....I was thinking i was in deep dodo. I spoke to my buddy who is a post master, and he said don't worry, a local delivery this time of year getting checked is unlikely, and that it was most likely just an address issue.

    Took about a dozen calls and three trips to the post office to track that box down.

    :rofl:
     
  18. Tues

    Tues Not my job...

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    There is NO way someone is going to figure out what Saluki and I sent!

    No way!

    Merry Christmas All!
     
  19. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    I expect to hear some customer reviews from the lucky guys that received a Fleshlight from their Secret Santa... :rofl:
     
  20. Saluki

    Saluki .

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    Best way to clean out a Fleshlight is to .................


    Shake the Fuck out of it!




    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     

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