Discussion in 'Contests' started by brantc, Mar 13, 2013.
Oh yeah this ones a male,his legs are all over me!
Dinner and a show!
Well, are they real or not?
This bug's livin'' my dream!
Eww! He's so hard!
Not to worry guys, ive got a grip on her
Accurate Pliers. Grab whats important
you have to let those ones breed.
I like my Clam Chowder 98.6 degrees.
That was the last time the deckhand joked with a lobster about his last request.
Thats a Breeder
I thought Witching Sticks only found water,,, These find BOOBIES.
Lobster: let me feel around for anything that seems fishy
I'm too classy to get crabs, I got lobsters.
Some guys are just too clingy
Lobster: "Hey Mark - Quit trying to be a lobster blocker...... I got this!"
All right, handle bars!!
Had to pick up a hooker for the lobster to get him ready for mating season and build his confidence.
Now that is what you call taking one for the team!
I swear, if you bite me you're going for a swim around 7:00 PM...dinner time!
Lobster jizz...glad to see that they are working on a new scent to rub on the plastics.
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