This is getting better than the Kardashian’s.Well, I guess since Picasso pulled me into this by name I should say a little something.
My name is Mark referred to in Joe’s post as young Mark (which with my 50th right around the corner is a compliment I guess).
I too enjoy the written word and can tell you firsthand that in the literary world what this garbled bunch of sentence fragments compiled by someone who can’t quite filter the truth through their hazed perception is called is an unreliable narrator.
It does make for a spirited read, but is so skewed and presents so few actual details, that although it makes for a fun read it is a horribly biased account that doesn’t quite follow fact.
But, since that omniscient egret that did nothing but sit around the bait tank taking up space, heckling other passengers and then decided to fly off leaving this pile of crap behind it on the forum I just thought I’d clean up a little bit behind that bird.
First let’s talk about elbows. He’s the guy that helped the crew offload the trip that came in before us for a seamless turn around while the egret and green pee smoked weed and drank at the back of the line. Then elbows went to break down all the cardboard destined for recycling.
Then Picasso, he helped lug gear onto the boat for everyone even your crap you weren’t there to load.
Guess what else, those crab legs you said were a little much for you were provided by him for the entire group. What a dick.
Your Karma post is about the stupidest thing I’ve ever read regarding someone getting hurt. But since you were at the stern drinking I will fill you in on exactly what happened. A not too mobile angler (notice I didn’t say who) was hung in the anchor line with a thrashing marlin on the business end. Elbows jumped on the pulpit and unwrapped him and handed his rod back. As he got down he hit his leg and was badly bruised. I’m glad you think he had it coming.
The fact that you and green pee seemed to be above the law using illicit drugs at the tackle rack as you saw fit was blatant disregard for the rest of the passengers on the trip, much less disrespectful to the captain and crew. Great mentoring.
And no, green pee did not Learn how to fish, but had his fish hooked and handed to him by Andy over and over-so let’s not get your feathers all fluffed up like you were some great mentor. He learned nothing from you but how to act like a douche on a boat.
In closing I will add that the only person who has ever ruined a long range trip for me is that goofy little man in the chipmunk suit that was all hopped up on sugar and caffeine bouncing off the rails calling me Brother. Sickening.
And no, it wasn’t the one where he chopped up his intrepid jacket into little pieces on the stateroom floor like a spoiled 5 year old.
And by the way Picasso we are talking about the bird with the 5/0 super mutu sticking out of its head right?
Right on Mark. Can you imagine if this weird, douche bag actually called Elbow’s son (not used to that name) a POS to his face? That’s when I knew it was made up bullshit drama. I hope you guys got to pull on some Savage Custom Rods during the trip! Hopefully we will share some new adventures soon.Well, I guess since Picasso pulled me into this by name I should say a little something.
My name is Mark referred to in Joe’s post as young Mark (which with my 50th right around the corner is a compliment I guess).
I too enjoy the written word and can tell you firsthand that in the literary world what this garbled bunch of sentence fragments compiled by someone who can’t quite filter the truth through their hazed perception is called is an unreliable narrator.
It does make for a spirited read, but is so skewed and presents so few actual details, that although it makes for a fun read it is a horribly biased account that doesn’t quite follow fact.
But, since that omniscient egret that did nothing but sit around the bait tank taking up space, heckling other passengers and then decided to fly off leaving this pile of crap behind it on the forum I just thought I’d clean up a little bit behind that bird.
First let’s talk about elbows. He’s the guy that helped the crew offload the trip that came in before us for a seamless turn around while the egret and green pee smoked weed and drank at the back of the line. Then elbows went to break down all the cardboard destined for recycling.
Then Picasso, he helped lug gear onto the boat for everyone even your crap you weren’t there to load.
Guess what else, those crab legs you said were a little much for you were provided by him for the entire group. What a dick.
Your Karma post is about the stupidest thing I’ve ever read regarding someone getting hurt. But since you were at the stern drinking I will fill you in on exactly what happened. A not too mobile angler (notice I didn’t say who) was hung in the anchor line with a thrashing marlin on the business end. Elbows jumped on the pulpit and unwrapped him and handed his rod back. As he got down he hit his leg and was badly bruised. I’m glad you think he had it coming.
The fact that you and green pee seemed to be above the law using illicit drugs at the tackle rack as you saw fit was blatant disregard for the rest of the passengers on the trip, much less disrespectful to the captain and crew. Great mentoring.
And no, green pee did not Learn how to fish, but had his fish hooked and handed to him by Andy over and over-so let’s not get your feathers all fluffed up like you were some great mentor. He learned nothing from you but how to act like a douche on a boat.
In closing I will add that the only person who has ever ruined a long range trip for me is that goofy little man in the chipmunk suit that was all hopped up on sugar and caffeine bouncing off the rails calling me Brother. Sickening.
And no, it wasn’t the one where he chopped up his intrepid jacket into little pieces on the stateroom floor like a spoiled 5 year old.
And by the way Picasso we are talking about the bird with the 5/0 super mutu sticking out of its head right?
Exactly, I do not think it is beneficial or necessary to name a specific boat or person. Now if you are in a private conversation, that is a little different. Every trip seems to have the AH, the drunk and dude who tangles everyone because he is not watching his game. Sometimes if you are lucky, you will also get the dude who combat fishes like the only trips he has been on is the 1/2 day boats.Best to keep it off the world wide internet
“I tell Young Mark I will try to not disappoint him.”Well, I guess since Picasso pulled me into this by name I should say a little something.
My name is Mark referred to in Joe’s post as young Mark (which with my 50th right around the corner is a compliment I guess).
I too enjoy the written word and can tell you firsthand that in the literary world what this garbled bunch of sentence fragments compiled by someone who can’t quite filter the truth through their hazed perception is called is an unreliable narrator.
It does make for a spirited read, but is so skewed and presents so few actual details, that although it makes for a fun read it is a horribly biased account that doesn’t quite follow fact.
But, since that omniscient egret that did nothing but sit around the bait tank taking up space, heckling other passengers and then decided to fly off leaving this pile of crap behind it on the forum I just thought I’d clean up a little bit behind that bird.
First let’s talk about elbows. He’s the guy that helped the crew offload the trip that came in before us for a seamless turn around while the egret and green pee smoked weed and drank at the back of the line. Then elbows went to break down all the cardboard destined for recycling.
Then Picasso, he helped lug gear onto the boat for everyone even your crap you weren’t there to load.
Guess what else, those crab legs you said were a little much for you were provided by him for the entire group. What a dick.
Your Karma post is about the stupidest thing I’ve ever read regarding someone getting hurt. But since you were at the stern drinking I will fill you in on exactly what happened. A not too mobile angler (notice I didn’t say who) was hung in the anchor line with a thrashing marlin on the business end. Elbows jumped on the pulpit and unwrapped him and handed his rod back. As he got down he hit his leg and was badly bruised. I’m glad you think he had it coming.
The fact that you and green pee seemed to be above the law using illicit drugs at the tackle rack as you saw fit was blatant disregard for the rest of the passengers on the trip, much less disrespectful to the captain and crew. Great mentoring.
And no, green pee did not Learn how to fish, but had his fish hooked and handed to him by Andy over and over-so let’s not get your feathers all fluffed up like you were some great mentor. He learned nothing from you but how to act like a douche on a boat.
In closing I will add that the only person who has ever ruined a long range trip for me is that goofy little man in the chipmunk suit that was all hopped up on sugar and caffeine bouncing off the rails calling me Brother. Sickening.
And no, it wasn’t the one where he chopped up his intrepid jacket into little pieces on the stateroom floor like a spoiled 5 year old.
And by the way Picasso we are talking about the bird with the 5/0 super mutu sticking out of its head right?
Killing for food and for pleasure is LEGAL killing a hungry bird is not , Lots of sport fisherman choose to release fish and only keep what they want to eat , I fucken guarantee the ass hole who smashed the birde brains out had no intention of eating the bird , what a fucken moronNot saying I support the deck hand’s behavior. But we need to be honest with ourselves about when we pick and choose to accept killing. Think about how many fish you’ve killed needlessly in your life for pure entertainment. One may say “well I catch and release” to which I ask “how many tuna fish have you caught with a hook already in its mouth”?
Or, if you fish mono (instead of wire) for wahoo, same can be said. You’re prioritizing your entertainment (getting bit) over the preservation of life (by using a wire leader you reduce the chance that the fish cuts the line and then goes to die). Same thing if you fish light tackle - any pelagic fish you break off has a 99.9% chance of death.
Again, not trying to justify anything. Or say two wrongs make a right. Just pointing out that we all murder needlessly. Just depends on whose perspective you’re using.
Don’t let anyone live rent free in your head. hope you can look back on your trip with fond memories otherwise.
How does Slander fit in this situation ? The guy recapped what he saw and that's it , your spin on the situation doesn't hold water, we're you their ? I didn't think so , what the POS did was kill a bird which is against the LAW ,if I was on the boat and I saw this happen the POS would have been tossed in the water , no excuse whatsoever to kill a bird on purpose, nice tryI guess your name is Joe. I don’t know you, but my name is Jeff savage. I personally know the person you call “Elbows” and his son you refer to as “DH.” I’m not here to debate whether or not a bird was killed, or how. I am a father; I don’t know if you are. Regardless, you publicly are trying to defame someone I know, who has helped me become a better fisherman, and you called his son a piece of shit. That is completely unacceptable. No matter what happened, you are recounting your experience in a way that is slanderous, and cowardly. I know for a fact you never said that about his son to his face, and if I ever see you in person I will ask you why. I hope you have a good answer.
How does Slander fit in this situation ? The guy recapped what he saw and that's it , your spin on the situation doesn't hold water, we're you their ? I didn't think so , what the POS did was kill a bird which is against the LAW ,if I was on the boat and I saw this happen the POS would have been tossed in the water , no excuse whatsoever to kill a bird on purpose, nice try
I talked to three of the passengers during, and after the trip. You weren’t there (not their) either, and I assume you didn’t talk to anyone who was on the trip. If you did, please let me know. My understanding comes from people I have known, and fished with, for years. Additionally, they were there. Now you are calling someone a POS that you have probably never met. I have known him since he was a kid. I wasn’t trying to put a “spin” on anything. I talked to the people who were there, and involved, before I said anything.How does Slander fit in this situation ? The guy recapped what he saw and that's it , your spin on the situation doesn't hold water, we're you their ? I didn't think so , what the POS did was kill a bird which is against the LAW ,if I was on the boat and I saw this happen the POS would have been tossed in the water , no excuse whatsoever to kill a bird on purpose, nice try
Hey Nate Dog. Thanks for giving me the real information. I hope the rods I built you worked well. And I’m not calling you Cool Nate, bro. Lol.Well, shit, I got named too.
You never know? I found out, fuck you homie!
-Cool Nate
You're right my bad , it was a good story until I got to the bird kill , I've done some stupid shit on the water as a kid that I wish I hadn't, I'm getting Long in the tooth now and stuff like that bothers more than it ever did ,I'm sure the person who was involved knows better and he got carried away as wellI talked to three of the passengers during, and after the trip. You weren’t there (not their) either, and I assume you didn’t talk to anyone who was on the trip. If you did, please let me know. My understanding comes from people I have known, and fished with, for years. Additionally, they were there. Now you are calling someone a POS that you have probably never met. I have known him since he was a kid. I wasn’t trying to put a “spin” on anything. I talked to the people who were there, and involved, before I said anything.
I agree but with some caution it doesn't have to be that way, they can be a nuisance for sure
Mmmmm. ???Well, I guess since Picasso pulled me into this by name I should say a little something.
My name is Mark referred to in Joe’s post as young Mark (which with my 50th right around the corner is a compliment I guess).
I too enjoy the written word and can tell you firsthand that in the literary world what this garbled bunch of sentence fragments compiled by someone who can’t quite filter the truth through their hazed perception is called is an unreliable narrator.
It does make for a spirited read, but is so skewed and presents so few actual details, that although it makes for a fun read it is a horribly biased account that doesn’t quite follow fact.
But, since that omniscient egret that did nothing but sit around the bait tank taking up space, heckling other passengers and then decided to fly off leaving this pile of crap behind it on the forum I just thought I’d clean up a little bit behind that bird.
First let’s talk about elbows. He’s the guy that helped the crew offload the trip that came in before us for a seamless turn around while the egret and green pee smoked weed and drank at the back of the line. Then elbows went to break down all the cardboard destined for recycling.
Then Picasso, he helped lug gear onto the boat for everyone even your crap you weren’t there to load.
Guess what else, those crab legs you said were a little much for you were provided by him for the entire group. What a dick.
Your Karma post is about the stupidest thing I’ve ever read regarding someone getting hurt. But since you were at the stern drinking I will fill you in on exactly what happened. A not too mobile angler (notice I didn’t say who) was hung in the anchor line with a thrashing marlin on the business end. Elbows jumped on the pulpit and unwrapped him and handed his rod back. As he got down he hit his leg and was badly bruised. I’m glad you think he had it coming.
The fact that you and green pee seemed to be above the law using illicit drugs at the tackle rack as you saw fit was blatant disregard for the rest of the passengers on the trip, much less disrespectful to the captain and crew. Great mentoring.
And no, green pee did not Learn how to fish, but had his fish hooked and handed to him by Andy over and over-so let’s not get your feathers all fluffed up like you were some great mentor. He learned nothing from you but how to act like a douche on a boat.
In closing I will add that the only person who has ever ruined a long range trip for me is that goofy little man in the chipmunk suit that was all hopped up on sugar and caffeine bouncing off the rails calling me Brother. Sickening.
And no, it wasn’t the one where he chopped up his intrepid jacket into little pieces on the stateroom floor like a spoiled 5 year old.
And by the way Picasso we are talking about the bird with the 5/0 super mutu sticking out of its head right?
That is so true… Caught myself pulled into this thread. Truth is we were not there. In any case a deckhand does not deserve the punishment suggested.Every trip has a story good and bad. Which one you focus on is your choice as the bad can be avoided if you put effort in doing so. As men get older we become more bitter and we drift into that mode easily which allows one to scream out at dinner as other men that are loudly enjoying themselves
Did the deckhand see the survivor chances for gull bleak and put it out of suffering?
If in a given day you bump into the 3rd asshole you might be looking in the mirror at that time
Every trip is different in catch and anglers and there is good in every trip if you choose to seek
I could write a thread that could go on for days on the negative but would rather write a paragraph of the positive and cherish that and find a way to laugh at the stupidity seen
If your on a repeat charter year after year with a good group you know what to expect and the found memories for life Feel blessed
Amen!so did all you guys tip 50% ?
I would like to say this:
LR fishing is a very small niche group.
for many here it is a passion.. for some it is an experiment -moving up from shorter trips ..for others it is a vacation..for some it is a "once in lifetime- check the box" type deal..
all humans are flawed , no one is perfect..
we all have ups / downs and life challenges of some kind--no matter how good that person's life appears to the other people.
we are all different though..
I have met many people on trips. some I have stayed in contact with and call them friends...and most others we got along as we shared a fishing adventure that most do not get to do. then there are the few that guys(even might have been me once or twice..)...who for better or worse , make trips "interesting" or a problem (if you let them)
I have also met many here on this LR board over the years. Learned a ton and enjoyed the reports and stories which often can bring a keyboard warrior to a feeling like they were there..
...and some even call them friends even though I have never actually met or fished with them .
Many have distinct personalities..
and even though I have never actually met them:
I know what boats they love to fish..what way they like to fish and what for...and for many -their personal ,life stories and political views -solely derived just from their posts.
sometimes the popcorn threads are the most entertaining on here.. I have been involved in a few.
we are all unique. Remember the good stuff. forgive the bad stuff..put the focus where it should be.. the sharing of a rare adventure.
Gratitude...
I appreciate all of you.
now ..which LR boat is your favorite and why?