A good morning...

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  1. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
    soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
    wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

    As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
    "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"


    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
    this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
    I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
    her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
     
  2. @-EZ

    @-EZ Fail, try again.

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    Ouch!!!
     
  3. hendo7

    hendo7 jackass

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    funnay
     
  4. ZHALVAJE

    ZHALVAJE Well-Known "Member"

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    I like!
     
  5. rdrrm8e

    rdrrm8e Fucking Stan

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    a 3 minute egg....?

    Hell...I could've given it to her 5 more times...!
     
  6. Texlee

    Texlee Well-Known "Member"

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    That was a swift kick in the cods.
     
  7. Carl

    Carl Bridesmaid,,,,,,,Again

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    He should break the timer every night......
     
  8. Tues

    Tues Not my job...

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    So does Saluki make a good egg?
     
  9. DoubletroubleII

    DoubletroubleII Fish On!

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    I always way over cook my eggs :Pelvic_Thrust:
     
  10. Crashburn

    Crashburn Executive Board Member

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    Ill admit it I chuckled ! :o
     
  11. cabo jon

    cabo jon Carey-On

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    See you got the newer edition this year. Getting better Mr. Marlin
     
  12. The Piper Lee

    The Piper Lee Skipper In Training

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    I'd use this one.
     
  13. Gil Marlin

    Gil Marlin World Peace? Visualize Using Your Turn Indicator

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    I got an autographed copy of Henny Youngmans greatest jokes for my birthday... :D
     
  14. lynndeva

    lynndeva Fishing mom

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    so she had a little sausage with her eggs :confused:
     
  15. @-EZ

    @-EZ Fail, try again.

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    That was brutal... but funny. Well played.. :rofl:
     
  16. wils

    wils lazy-ass well known "member"

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    ^^like^^
     

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