Discussion in 'Southern California Offshore Fishing Reports' started by concept11253, Aug 12, 2012.
"Whiners Suck & Fishermen Fish"
Let me guess...You woke up in the middle of the night terrified you might have to tie your own hook and decided to check the wheel house for a shoulder to dry your crying eyes on...Get over it....
Hopefully the Tampon machine was full.
I would be down for another trip on the dolphin three, just to put the hurt to some fishies and whining little internet tough guys. lolololol
Sometimes in the thick of the season, things shut off. Why? Who knows. I understand high expectations of an investment to go fishing, but it seems there was the expectation of catching that spolied your trip and spawned this negative post.
It reminds me of a hilarious line by Richard Pryor. The skit is about a couple not getting along for the usual reasons, and the guy says "well fuck it then! I'm gonna find me some NEW pussy!" To which the womans replies "well, if you had 2 more inches of dick - you'd be IN new pussy!"
We all know if the fish hit and the bags were full, this post would never had happened. That's why you paid for a fishing trip and not a catching trip. if you want a catching trip - take a trip to a fish market.
Go ahead, flame me.
About time you showed up here
I figured you would have put an end to this a long time ago with some
We got it. You had a bad time and you want the rest of the world to know how miserable you were. Go fish another boat and STFU. Sheeeeeeesh.
Jack......I would fish your boat just because I want to see for myself. Very impressed you went the extra miles trying to find fish for your customers. Too bad you didn't find the magic paddy so this post would not have happened.
QUOTE: Well I have to reply here. Lets see first off, you didnt see the Big Game 90 behind us the whole time and the Grande set up outside us even after we left. Dont forget the First String that kept motoring around out behind us all morning too.
Now to the "Tweeking" as you refered to. Have you ever taken the helm of an 80 foot boot? Doubt it, they steer very slow when you have steering. Now in all you wisdom please try to imagine steering one of these boats just from the two propellers or gears as we Captains call them. Yeah while you sleeping my second lost all steering. Let me tell you not a great way to wake up at 2:00am. I am now at the helm directing this vessel towards the pens but really concerned for YOUR safety not the God Damn fish counts.
As you can tell we made it to the pens. Now I am looking at a 50 mile run home with no steering. Not only that I had 20 some boats to contend with that day with NO STEERING. I really appreciated your time in the wheel house after our morning run on some fish asking me whats going on, while I was really thinking about getting you home safe, never thought to ask if everything was ok did you as you saw me all morning up and down from the engine room and forward crew bunk area. I guess I am pretty good at being stealthy with tools and five gallon buckets of fluid.
I cant believe you didnt notice our lack of maneuverabilty thoughout the morning, guess I did pretty good. It was about 1pm that I pulled off the total Macguyver fix and we are solid. I could have turned the boat around at 2am and limped home.
And BTW if we didnt have some many lost fish we would of had over 80 fish.
Screw it, I'll fish with you Jack. And, if I fuck something up just let me know....I promise not to whine about it.
Sounds like you had a tough day, owned up to it and are working on fixing things for future trips. Good enough for me......
Make sure they dont lose your fish, because they lost mine when we got the the landing
Cant wait to fish the Dominator 2 day Ray! Its gonna be sick!
I had to read that twice, at first glance looked like,... - he would work for semen.
You didnt even catch that yellowtail that was lost. It was given to you by one of the passengers. You couldnt catch your own fish. The fish probably was accidentally given to the guy who caught it. How are you going to complan about a fissh that you never caught?
Oh ok.. You are right OMG
NO DICKHEAD! HAHAHA, GET OFF SOMEONE'S DICK ALREADY. You wont get a free ride from the boats...
When's the dominator 2 day? Haven't seen any schedule posted for them
I need more...........
I would have been a boat hoe for you!
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