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  1. Professor

    Professor Well-Known "Member"

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    With a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”


    “No,” her husband said.


    She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.


    He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

    Then she asked, “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”

    “No I haven't,” he said with an anxious tone.


    She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.


    He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.


    “Now,” she cooed, “Have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?”


    “No way,” he said, becoming even more aroused.


    “Go look in the garage.”
     
  2. Vermonster

    Vermonster Well-Known "Member"

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    LOL Good one Yale.......
     
  3. Pachodie

    Pachodie Well-Known "Member"

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    That's pretty good.
     
  4. ZHALVAJE

    ZHALVAJE Well-Known "Member"

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    Good one!
     
  5. ALUMINATOR

    ALUMINATOR Well-Known "Member"

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  6. DoubletroubleII

    DoubletroubleII Fish On!

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    Lol.......that happened to my bother.......still funny!
     

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