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    The REAL 12th Man...Go Pack Go!

    #12 is going to destroy the Cawks.
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    THE OFFICIAL CHARGERS ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL THREAD

    I need something to read when I take a shit in the morning...Please, carry on.
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    FUCK CANCER

    Fuck cancer. Bad day today. Real bad. Please share a story. Everyone knows someone who is going through it, has died from it, or who is rocking-out as a survivor of it. Again, fuck cancer.
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    Seacawks vs Saints

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    Seacawks vs Saints

    AZ Cards beat the Cawks at home, so it's possible others can win there. Saints want a little payback too. I hope Seattle's DB's are hopped up on Seadderal. Again. Saints: 34 Cawks: 17 Seattle is going down like Boeing's union on nickel night....
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    2013 Moderator of the Year

    Vote for your favorite douche bag and why she deserves it.
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    GREENBAY PACKERS VS SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

    The 49ers have OWNED us. Like, forever. We have no defense and they do. Just hoping for a great game. Packers squeak out a win: Packers: 12,901 49er's: 3 Bears still suck. 3, 4th down conversions in the final drive? :rofl:
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    Without saying what this means....Do you know what this photo is about?

    Simple YES or NO response only.
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    A&E Suspends "indefinitely" Phil Robertson

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/duck-dynastys-phil-robertson-indefinite-666808 Fags!
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    Jay Cuntler INT Count

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    I Love Cawk!

    Let's go Cawks!
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    Microwave Cooking with Sad Music

    http://youtu.be/TTp1iWAHHko
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    I like Lions

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    Nov 4th MNF Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears

    I don't have a good feeling about this game. Rodgers shoulder isn't looking good, and is one light hit away from a fracture. If he goes out, we're fucked. Not like Chicago who does better without their QB. Packers 20 Bears 27 This one is yours Saluki.
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    Seattle Fans?

    Tampa Bay? Really?
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    Nov 4th MNF Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears

    This thread should be fun. Someone will have a fucked up avatar next week. Packers: 45 Bears: 3 I hope Cuntler feels better. Packers need him to play.
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    RAIDER FUCKING NATION

    Where are all of those Squeelers at?
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    Jay Cutler Proudly Watches Son Throw First......

    CHICAGO—Telling reporters that it marked a joyous occasion for him as a father, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler proudly watched his 1-year-old son throw his first-ever temper tantrum Monday. “Hey, looks like my boy had himself quite the hissy fit, just like his old man,&#8221...
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    Bears Vs. Lions

    Anyone have a score update?
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    Lobster...

    Beat the crowds with limit and this monster. Be safe out there.
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    Check out this badass...

    http://youtu.be/T9wsAGsGo-A A hippie buddy who hates me bird hunting sent this over...compared me bird hunting to this (she was joking). hahaha
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    To the Dad's that miss these days...

    Call me a fag, I don't care. Its been a long two weeks, and I needed a smile....so I'm sharing the smile. Best to All! http://youtu.be/Bpu0TIXzI1w
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    Awfully Loud...

    Chargers finally win a game. Great. Maybe we need a fucking parade. Popcorn, balloons in shape of dildos, and Bob Filner has the grand marshal.... Whats next? A second win?
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    A Little Phoenix Dove Hunt this Morning

    A little slower this year, but when you only have to drive 15 minutes...there is really never a bad hunt. Hunted the Happy Vally and 150th ave area. I'm hearing good reports coming from the Lake Pleasant area along the power lines for afternoon hunts. Since it cooled down this weekend, we...
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    49ers and the Green Bay Packers - Blow me Marcus, Drew, et al...

    Packers - 35 49ers - 28
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    If you want in the BD Survivor Pool, you have 48 hours to sign up!

    PM me with questions. We have 33 people signed up so far! Winner playing for cash and a custom rod by Saltydawg®. http://www.bdoutdoors.com/forums/showthread.php/507639-The-5th-Annual-BD-Football-Survivor-Pool
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    Cawks VS GB Packers

    I wish this was a regular season game tonight...it would be great to whip on some SeaCawks. I guess I'll settle for whipping on some Seacawk fans today instead.
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    NRA Built a Massive Secret Database of Gun Owners

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/stevefriess/how-the-nra-built-a-massive-secret-database-of-gun-owners Go ahead, and defend the NRA on this...
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    Arizona Dove Opener - Phoenix Metro Area

    I take the kids out every year and invite BD members to join us. I've met up with 2 different guys from BD and put them on birds each year without driving hours to shoot. No different this year. Drop me a PM and I'll give you directions. We hunt off 115th and Happy Valley - west side of town -...
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    Happy Birthday Bank Robber

    Have a good one! Holla, the next time you're in my backyard....
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    Cabrera...

    We didn't need him anyway.... LOL
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    The 5th Annual BD Football Survivor Pool

    Who's in this year? $20 entry fee. I'll let the group decide to do a cash prize or another custom rod by Saltydawg™. Last year: http://www.bdoutdoors.com/forums/sports-forum/451299-2012-bd-survivor-pool.html Let me know who's in. Payment due later... Office Football Pool Hosting ...
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    Congrats Charger Fans!

    I know I give you guys a hard time, but I want to be serious here for a moment. The Supreme Court has approved of your life style of sucking cock! I'm glad you get the opportunity to enjoy marriage like the rest of us straight guys. Congrats and this is the last time I'll be nice to you...
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    TIP OF THE WEEK

    Rubbing one out and being on time. No bullshit, when you need to be at the dock at 4:00am, don't be late just because you masturbate. We all get up about an hour before being at the dock. We can shit, shower and shave within 5 minutes. Now, if you're going to give your dick a...
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    I know you guys can relate....

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    Remember the Hungry, Hungry Hippos Game?

    Remember that game in the 80's? Why does it remind me of the Washington BD guys? A bunch of guys playing grab-ass to see who can put the most balls in their mouth. When you read their threads, try to find the Champion. Champ will be the guy with the banged up face from all the balls that...
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    Boob Apron

    Repost police? http://<iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tieA5wfcgH4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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    Need a Smile or Tear?

    http://www.viddler.com/v/70d1d214?secret=48017121 <iframe id="viddler-70d1d214" src="//www.viddler.com/embed/70d1d214/?f=1&offset=0&autoplay=0&secret=48017121&disablebranding=0&view_secret=48017121" width="545" height="349" frameborder="0" mozallowfullscreen="true"...
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    For my good friend Saluki...

    Send me a PM to see the bottom part of the picture. Ask yourself: Does she have a male chicken, and do you feel lucky? Standing by.
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    Do you have a pill problem? I do.

    Well, this started 3 years ago. I was coaching my kids baseball team and went down to field a ball...POP, my lower back went out. The pain was absolutely unbearable. I went to my chiropractor the next day and he prescribed Norco 10/325 for the pain. I started taking 1-2 a day for the first 3...
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    Large Richard

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    Chargers?

    I haven't read any articles of any Chargers getting DUI's, beating woman, coming out of the closet, strip club fights, drug possession, PED's stories lately... Odd, huh? I guess I'll give it another week or so before I get worried.
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    Anyone want to do squares for the Super Bowl? PART TWO

    We already have one pool going. http://www.bdoutdoors.com/forums/sports-forum/477456-anyone-want-do-squares-super-bowl.html If you want to get in the second one, let me know. Post on this thread. We can do either $5 or $2 per square. I'll cover the the $9 hosting fee. Rules...
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    Anyone want to do squares for the Super Bowl?

    (This is NOT a BDOutdoors sanctioned pool.) PAYOUT - $500 Q1 - $100 Q2 - $100 Q3 - $100 Q4 - $200
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    Tie

    A guy gets stopped by the bouncer at a nightclub. "You have to wear a tie," says the bouncer. The guy goes back to his car and finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around his neck, and goes back to the club. The bouncer lets him in but warns, "I'll be watching, so you better not start...
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    Bloodydecks Anthem

    <iframe width="853" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jnrrHfSYoi4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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    The kid is going to grow to be a pussy, just like his dad.

    http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/8890990/jay-cutler-chicago-bears-fiancee-kristin-cavallari-want-son-play-football Kristin Cavallari, the fiancee of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, said Monday she'll try to persuade their 5-month-old son, Camden, not to play football when he...
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    We are currently looking for someone to do some copy writing for our website...

    We are currently looking for someone to do some copy writing for our website. This will be ongoing writing throughout the year. We are looking at 2–3, 200-300 word articles per month. I will be providing the drafted content. A knowledge of SEO is a must. Using WordPress (I can manage the site)...
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    2013 GAYEST SPORTS THREAD OF THE YEAR:

    http://www.bdoutdoors.com/forums/sports-forum/476563-free-fights-start-now.html
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    Any good tamale recipes you want to share?

    Especially, help with the masa... I made up a huge batch that took about 10 hours a couple weeks back and the masa ended up tasting like asshole. I've got the red and green chile down, but haven't been able to pull off a good batch like my buddies moms. Help?
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    Kinda of funny...(no gil marlin material)

    http://<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Zce-QT7MGSE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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    I hate everything Chicago...

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1492443-chicago-cubs-reportedly-planning-300-million-renovation-of-wrigley-field?hpt=hp_t3 But.... Using private money to build or improve a stadium? What a concept coming from a shit hole that has become of Illinois and their inbred fans...
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    Assassination Attempt

    Watch Frank jump in at the very end. Good job, Frank! http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1pL1FC91HPo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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    Lennay Kekua told Manti Te

    WTF? http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/lennay-kekau-told-manti-te-o-she-faked-222952624--ncaaf.html This is bad as those shows my wife watches. (AP) Just when we all thought the story of Manti Te’o’s fake/dead girlfriend couldn’t get any weirder, it, well, does...
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    Website & Brand Development

    For those that don't know, after 16 years working distribution, I decided to start my own company up last year. For those that have started up a company, you know the importance of surrounding yourself with good people. When I started looking for a web company, I got the typical responses...
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    Seattle Seahawks

    Good Morning ladies! Admit it, I'm the first person you thought of when game was over...LOL Please be careful removing those flags from your car windows this morning too. Talk to you in 7 months.
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    Man wins fishing tourney with stolen fish

    http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/50647/man+wins+fishing+tourney+with+fish+stolen+from+aquarium/ A man on the island of Guernsey in the English Channel caught a 13-pound bass to win an ocean fishing contest and $1,290, only he didn't actually catch the fish in the traditional sense. He stole...
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    What does the Seahawks football team and a Seahawk fan have in common?

    They both suck for four quarters.
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    Can you name all the dogs you have ever owned?

    My daughter and I were talking about dogs tonight, and she asked if I could name all the ones I've had: Whiskey – Irish Setter Freckles – Cocker Spaniel Odie – Cocker Spaniel Yeller – Yellow Lab Hooch –Yellow Lab Tomorrow – Yellow Lab Jack – Poodle Jill (currently) – Poodle Tucker...
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    Frank (Conseamate) and his Wife in Bed

    Frank was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!" His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?" Frank simply replied, "Just playing bed football." Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game - 7,7." Frank's...
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    Irishman818....

    Good Morning! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: (Sorry John and Brandon...had to do it)
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    Any WordPress users out there?

    I hate updates/upgrades when everything is working just fine. Has anyone downloaded 3.5? Any issues? My website is pretty simple with limited media. I need to do some work on my website today and was wondering if I should get updated...
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    GB PACKERS VS SF 49ERS

    Stupid pictures posted on this Thread – 23 Stupid YouTube videos on this Thread –8 Gay or Homo related post on this Thread – 42 In inches, the size of a cock a Charger and Bear' fan handle before they choke – 12 PACKERS – 31 49ERS – 24 Should be a good game.
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    Packers VS Vikings Wildcard Game

    Let's see if Ponder can have back-to-back perfect games. Packers 31 Vikings 17 Avatar bet? (Had to ask)
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    Rex Ryan has a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/no-really-rex-ryan-tattoo-wife-wearing-mark-152814487--nfl.html :rofl::rofl:
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    Survivor Pool Playoffs

    Who would you pick? Redskins over Seacawks or Indy over Baltimore As in, who would you pick if you only had these two teams. I have 49ers but cannot start them.
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    Drinking and Driving

    Please be safe tonight! I just lost a good buddy last night. He left his truck at the bar, but jumped into a truck with someone who was drinking....the other passenger is on life support, and the driver only has a couple scratches...
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    Hey Maggie...Didn't we have a bet?

    :D I'm pulling for your team this week! I need you guys to win big!
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    NFC NORTH CHAMPIONS vs Vikings

    If I was a Viking fan, I would be pissed at the Seacawks for that game that was stolen from the Packers earlier this year...If the Packers had that win, they would be resting all their key players this week. Packers - 38 Vikings - 20 Peterson - 12,937 yards, 2 TDs Hi Spike! You need...
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    Jets vs Chargers

    Since no one started a thread... Jets 33 Chargers 19 Go Chargers!
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    in Cuntler's ass. Arizona Cards Vs. Da Beers

    Was going to be in California, so gave away my tickets. Plans changed (heading to SoCal Monday). Now I wish I still had them, so I can see a walking cunt'ler play Sunday. Cards 9 Beers 3 I kind of want the Beers in playoffs so they play the Pack again. I like Saluki's avatar.
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    Oops....

    I was doing this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!" Thinking back, I really should have ran, but you don't get offers like that every day.
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    Peckers and Beers Part 2

    Packers 52 Beers 6 Packers get back Mathews...Cuntler is going down. Since Saluki paid up on his 18,000 penny bet (very generously I must say), looks like we are starting over. 2,000 pennies and a avatar for a week?
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    Bob Costas - AGAIN!

    This is bullshit! Did anyone hear his opinion on drinking and driving tonight? This is football, he shouldn't be using this platform to discuss social issues like this! Stick to football, Bob! I hope everyone gets the point that a good debate on any issue is healthy...
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    Mike McCarthy has won 10 consecutive games against NFC North opponents.

    Packers - 38 Lions - 24 Injuries are killing us, again.
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    Bow Down to Lord Catfish

    Because one day they will rule the world! http://<iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UZwPG_x6QEk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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    Hey Saluki

    I do... http://news.yahoo.com/transgenders-break-brazils-modeling-sector-074007183.html Transgenders break into Brazil's modeling sector RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Walking the catwalk in a Brazilian bikini is a nerve-racking experience for even the most seasoned of models, but for Felipa...
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    Homeless man shoeless again in NYC despite boots

    NEW YORK — The New York City homeless man — whose gift of boots from an NYPD police officer became an online sensation — is back on the streets with no shoes. The New York Times (http://nyti.ms/UjCGbY ) found him Sunday night wandering barefoot in Manhattan. The paper identified him as...
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    Mike McCarthy has won 9 consecutive games against NFC North opponents.

    Packers - 16,836 Queens - 2
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    Archery For Kids

    I'm going back and forth with the wife about buying guns for the kids for Christmas...Well, we kind of compromised on bows. I'm looking for some recommendations on a setups for a 10 & 11 year old. My kids are big for their age, and are great with guns and semi-pro dove hunters - just ask...
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    Christmas Setups and Lights - Show It Off!

    I'm heading to Lowes right now after assessing 15 years of the boxes of lights and blow up dolls (:D) from my garage. Time for some new stuff. Post pictures of your setups! I just saw a kickass one by Saluki, so I'm looking for more ideas. :hali_olutta: Merry Christmas folks!
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    The Nest - AC/HEAT

    Anyone have one? I'm thinking about running over to Lowes and pick one up today. They have them for $200... Any feedback?
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    SNF Packers and Giants

    I'm not feeling good about this game. In NY, injuries are killing us, Charger fans are gay, we're coming off a shitting performance against the Lions, and the Giants are coming off a bye. I also think Maggie's team might have a 12th player on the field this week. :) Packers: 31 Giants: 24
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    Sig Sauer SIGM400 Enhanced Carbine Rifle

    Any thoughts on the Sig? Walmart has them for $870 tomorrow. The kids have been wanting one (something similar) and Christmas is right around the corner.
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    Bed Wetting Homos....

    Yep, I'm thankful for all you Charger fans. Have a great Turkey Day...and go fuck yourselves. :hali_olutta:
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    The Nun

    A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus...
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    Someone please explain this one...

    Maybe Capt G can explain (the Japanese end of it)... http://www.vice.com/read/the-smell-of-a-boys-anus-the-scented-oil?utm_source=vicefbus
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    #24

    Anyone else see the little bitch move?
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    Football?

    Do any of you bed wetters watch football? Any SeaCawks fans? http://www.bdoutdoors.com/forums/sports-forum/456230-monday-night-football-packers-seacawks.html :D
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    Monday Night Football

    Packers: 12,980 Cawks: 3 Thank god the wives of the guys on the Washington board do not let their husband's watch football....lame as their team. Go Pack Go!
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    Monday Night Football

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    Apple OS6 Update

    I downloaded the OS6 this morning and I really like the new camera option–Panorama photos. Pretty cool!
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    I'll only start this thread 6 more times....this year.

    http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/sep/18/chargers-blackout-update-11000-more-sales-needed-g/ Blackout on game 2? We started 2–0, so let's rally and support our Super Chargers! Go Chargers! http://<iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Lpd67NOyIyU"...
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    Monday Night Football

    Sorry, Kurt hasn't started one... Donkeys 27 Birds 23 I have 100 reasons for this one! Do you miss Jake Plumber?....and Tillman–ASU days.
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    Bull...

    A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They...
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    Opening Day Blackout...

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/sep/12/all-white-chargers-opener-could-be-blacked-out/
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    Travel Agents

    Any travel agents on BD? Send me a note - [email protected] Thanks
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    Bears Offensive Coordinator Working On Innovative New Turnover

    CHICAGO—Promising to "change the way people think about surrendering possession," Chicago Bears offensive coordinator Mike Tice told reporters Saturday that he is currently developing an innovative new turnover for the 2012 season. "Right now we're calling it a double-reverse fumble, but...
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    2012 Opening Day

    I hate the Giants. I hate the Cowboys. Giants–27 Cowboys–17 Charger fans suck balls. Carry on....
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    Cuntler is...

    ...going to be looking hot in these in the 4th quarter – Oops, never mind, he quits after the third quarter....Only in Chicago. Go Beers!
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    2012 Arizona Dove Opening Day

    Good times by all! Especially the kids. 1/2 our crew was out chasing deers, but it had a couple new faces at - For one was AZDanny, a new member to BD. SOB shows up and gets the first, and only limit of the group. Nice job, Danny! They were flying OK, but nothing like last year. I only...
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    2012 Arizona Dove Hunt - Phoenix Metro Area

    Here is the post from last year: We're landing on a Saturday this year, so no worries getting the kids to school. Half our crew is archery hunting deer, so we have plenty of room if you want to head out. Chris (602) 717-5258 Best! Let me know.
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    2012 BD Survivor Pool

    It's that time again for the BD football pool. Are you in? Last year I think we had 22 in the pool, so let's see about getting in at least 30 (to increase the chances to get paid - right, Kyle?) It's a $20 pool. Rules: – You DO NOT send me money. The winner needs to collect on his...
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    Saluki wanted a pure wife...

    So he started to attend church to find a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home. When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks "What's this?" She replies "A cock." He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough. A couple of weeks later he meets another gal and soon...
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    Pair of Charger Fans

    Two Charger fans were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the fans said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other fan looked at him and said, "No, I just burped."
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    1964 to 2012....... 48 years of sucking ass!

    Admit it Charger fans, the Cubs will win a world championship before your sorry ass, overrated, overpaid, underperformed, mismanaged, nonsupported, leading the league in blackouts, fucked up, piece of shit team does! Can I get an amen? Gil, Frank, Mikey, Riverdick & Simon....... Do you...
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    Roger Clemens

    It's funny, no post on BD yet about Clemens...I wish congress wouldn't have given a shit like the fine folks (expect for Simon, he's a dick) of BD. 3 million? Really? You know he's going to sue to get his 4 million back. All said and done, this thing is going to end up costs US 10 million...
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    Three guys

    Three guys are discussing women. "I like to watch a woman's tits best, " the first guy says. The second says "I like to look at a woman's ass." He asks the third guy "What about you?". "Me? I prefer to see the top of Saluki's head."
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    Open...Tiger

    I think he is getting laid again...
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    PET RULES

    To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it...
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    Not funny...

    A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband...
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    Post Your Fish Tanks

    I've had a fish tank (sometimes 8 of them at one time) my whole life. Just redid the floors in the house, so I got my old one fired back up in my daughter's room. I decide on fresh water this time with meat eaters. Post your fish tank...
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    Cell Based Camera

    I have a client that doesn't trust sensors on his lake he pumps from on his golf course. He pumps over a 1,000,000 gallons a night, so he needs to make sure there is water in his lake. He can now see his level, then hop on his smart phone and turn on the pump (that's what I sell) in the holding...
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    Venus...

    Pretty cool to see if you have the glasses...right now. Top right corner. Can't way to see the Uranus jokes...
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    How does an Eskimo catch a polar bear?

    First he cuts hole in the ice... Then he lines it with peas (canned peas)... When the polar bear comes up to take a pea, He kicks him in the ice hole.
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    Frank, now it makes sense...

    The distinctive "old person smell" you may have picked up on when visiting your grandparents most likely wasn't your imagination, a new study indicates. When given whiffs from pieces of pads worn under the armpits of young, middle-aged and elderly people for five consecutive nights, study...
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    Pulled Pork - Need Recipe

    Lets hear it.... I have 20lbs of pork ready to rock for tomorrow. I've done smoker, crockpot, BBQ.... I want to try so new, so I figured the best place to ask here....bunch of fat ass fishermen. Post of your recipe.
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    ConSeaMates Wife Has a Sense of Humor....

    .....she texted me this with, "You have not idea......LOL".
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    Bandwagon Fan Here...Go Coyotes!

    I've watch a total of 4 games all year, with their stadium right down the road with access to tickets right on the ice... So I'm not a fan but...go yotes! Great sport to watch, just never got into it growing up in OC. Plus any reason to hate on a Chicago team. 3-1
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    Dead Duck...

    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The...
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    Frank, hang this one next to the boat...

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    Camera under $1000

    Holy shit, I have been reading up this morning trying to find a good camera...I think it's easier to determine bag limits in mexico with a couple dodo's mixed in with some tuna. I want to use it primarily for outdoor landscape type photos. Outdoor shit. Water, grass, trees, plants, naked...
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    2012 Diamond Backs

    1-0 Couldn't make it down there today, but tomorrow looks promising. Go DBacks! (I wonder how many "I don't give a fuck replies this one gets?)
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    Buying a truck?

    Last week I picked up a new vehicle. I have been a Chevy/Ford guy forever owning a new truck every 2 years. I test drove everything out there and fell in love with this Toyota Tundra. I never thought I would be driving a Toyota! V8, 4X4, TONS of room in the back, 18-20 mpg, etc. Doing the limo...
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    Opening Day

    Cubs lost. I saw a post on FB from Paul S...(paraphrasing here) "If I had kids...I would pull them out of school to see opening day of baseball...." He is so dead on! Being Good Friday, I'm going to try to get out to the opener here in AZ tomorrow. I remember my mom taking us to see...
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    Taking a .PST file to Mac Mail?

    My last day with my company was yesterday, so I have 12+ years of Outlook files I would like to bring over to my Mac mail. When I purchased my Mac, the hippie I bought it from said Outlook for Mac sucked and for me not to buy it. So, I do not have Outlook for Mac but I can go buy it. Is...
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    WTF is this world coming to? I need to be nice to a Charger fan...

    Damn dude, THANK YOU! I just got home from Home Depot, and there is a Fedex (the box was not damaged nor did the driver try to rape, rob or cause injury to my family) box from Diego. 4 fat lobster tails! SWEET! I'm going to grab some thick ribeye steaks, and do this right tonight. Does...
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    So....................

    Where is the San Diego Padre Pennant thread?
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    Is BD fucked up (more than usual?)

    The website is all over the place on my side....
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    Different Types of Chargers

    Sometimes when Charger happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a Charger . Here are some Charger definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family... Ghost Charger You know you've Charger. There's Charger on the...
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    NEED HELP in La Jolla! PLEASE HELP NOW!

    http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/mar/20/sick-sea-lion-rescued-la-jolla-beach/ One fucking seal...
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    Seahawks

    You're welcome.
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    I'm a little loud...

    My wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained...
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    I'm Gay...(Apple Question Too)

    Can someone talk me out of going all Apple? I consider myself a power user of Windows for Business/Office. I'm that first generation that grew up with computers/PC's and everything since the 2nd Grade (except rocking out on Oregon Trail on my 3C or E) has been IBM and windows based. I use to...
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    Captain Curt...

    Really? Couldn't you get little hot Asian girl, with large fun bags, to get a rub down like your sister Saluki? Rednecks rule! (happy ending?) <object height="324" width="576"> <embed allowfullscreen="true" src="http://d.yimg.com/nl/cbe/paas/player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"...
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    From Zilla's Diary....2/14/2012

    From Zilla's diary: Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day...
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    Sports Illustrated

    She's going to get it so hard in the shower tomorrow morning... Is 19 too young? I'm getting old... http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/mark-sanchez-rumored-squeeze-kate-upton-cover-sports-000113898.html New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez may or may not be dating model Kate...
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    MVP

    Just passing by... Go Pats!
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    To My Dear Wife...

    A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: 'To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading...
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    Donkey-Onion

    Q: What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion? A: Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
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    Gentlemen Quiz

    1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b)...
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    Tooth

    A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my truck waiting for us to go tuna fishing, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull...
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    Fishery Science Improvement Act (S. 1916)

    I'm mobile right now, but does anyone know about his piece of legislation in front of the Senate? Its hard to copy and paste from my iPad....But here is the link from PEW...
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    I need help Charger fans....

    What the hell do you do on Sunday's without your team playing? It's been a while for a Packer fan... Seriously, you guys go through this all the time during the playoffs. How do you deal with it?
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    Great News for Us Charger Fans!

    http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/jan/17/kaeding-ahead-schedule-looks-forward-resuming-role/ Kaeding ahead of schedule, looks forward to resuming role Nate Kaeding has been kicking for three weeks and is confident he will be better than ever when he returns as the Chargers placekicker in...
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    Where can I buy a Shareece Wright Jersey?

    Because he is my favorite Charger... :D http://www.sandiegotribune.com/news/2012/jan/17/fans-lambaste-chargers-cb-for-la-tweet/
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    Saluki...Your sister move to CA?

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/01/16/police-say-woman-offered-sexual-favors-for-chicken-mcnuggets/?test=latestnews You said she was in Southern IL?
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    Mike Lee is at it again....

    http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/jan/16/first-poaching-reported-new-marine-parks/ Please post some comments. For some reason I cannot from my iPad. I love this tool's spin on the subject. He turned it into SPAM for his buddies..."On a related note..." I cannot stand this guy.
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    Saints and 49ers

    49er's: 27 Saints: 24 What channel is the Charger game on?
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    Code Words

    A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" words to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "Typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter."...
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    Green Bay Packers VS NY Giants

    Packers owe the Giants one from a couple years back...YES, I'm still pissed. They played the Superbowl in AZ that year, and I could have gone watch the Packers play the Pat's.... Packers: 45 Giants: 28 Gay comments by Charger fans: 102 Gay comments by Beer and Chief fans: 6
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    Saltwater Fishing App???

    Does anyone know of a good fishing App for an iPad? Looking for saltwater.....
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    Playoffs

    Come on Cincy! Saints by 100...I rather see the Lions win, but I lost all respect for that team.
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    Hitler on the Chargers

    <a href="http://%3Ciframe%20width=" 640"="" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xKkvsRevOxM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="">">http://<a href="http://%3Ciframe%20width=" 640"="" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xKkvsRevOxM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""><iframe...
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    Who's Going to Win the Super Bowl

    Anyone can win on ANY given Sunday... (I could only add 10 teams)
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    I'm looking for the cat that shit in my mouth last night....

    OUCH! OK, hangover is around a 9, on a 10 scale. Ideas on a hangover remedies? The bloodymary may be my only option. BTW - Happy New Year!
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    How much does it cost to fish Canadian waters?

    How does the process work to fish in Canadian water's (Ocean)?
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    Go Fuck Yourself Laguna...

    Well, sad to say, but we made our last drifts due to the closures Jan 1st. My daughter caught her first fish in this same area 5 years ago...but the fine folks of Laguna rather have a kids sit home and play video games, texting....anything but fishing! Anyways, if you want some halibut you...
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    Didn't the Packers Beat the Chargers?

    For my fan club... Remember, the Packers beat the Chargers in San Diego. Enjoy! <a href="http://%3Ciframe%20width=" 853"="" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/f1UtzNZ-NUE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="">">http://<a href="http://%3Ciframe%20width=" 853"="" height="480"...
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    2012 Pro Bowl (Votes by the Fans)

    I'm pretty amazed in the amount of Chargers on the AFC Pro Bowl team. http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7376903/aaron-rodgers-leads-all-nfl-players-pro-bowl-fan-voting Pro Bowl fan voting (teams will be announced Tuesday after players and coaches vote) <table><thead> <tr><th> </th>...
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    Prostate Exam...San Diego Style...

    After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in San Diego where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating. As usual he was asked to strip...
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    KC BEAT THE PACKERS

    Congrats to KC, and their fans! You guys have a great team, and I wish nothing for the best for KC...and their fans! Fuck, I cooking BBQ for two KC fans at my house right now. Cheers! :hali_olutta:
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    I'll save you homos some time...

    http://www.foxsportswisconsin.com/12/16/11/Report-Clements-interviews-at-Penn-State/landing_packers.html?blockID=628194&feedID=5065 Packer coach might be taking a job at Penn State... So let's reduce the posts and.... Gil: Perfect fit Frank: www.getridofnorv.com Simon: I like men too...
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    2012 Arizona pronghorn, elk hunt draw booklet is online

    http://www.azgfd.gov/eservices/draw.shtml 2012 Arizona pronghorn, elk hunt draw booklet is online Dec. 15, 2011 Game and Fish now accepting applications for pronghorn and elk hunts PHOENIX — The...
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    12/25

    Packers - 132 Salukilovescock team - 2 Carry on....
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    What would Bloodydecks Sports Forum Look like if the Chargers went 18-0?

    Just asking... <a href="http://%3Ciframe%20width=" 420"="" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PDXEgBh0TF0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="">">http://<a href="http://%3Ciframe%20width=" 420"="" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PDXEgBh0TF0" frameborder="0"...
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    Green Bay Packers Vs. Kansas City Chiefs

    This could be the game that the overrated Packers lose. 18-1 or 19-0? Packers have locked up the division, and first round bye. This game will be for home field throughout the playoffs. Saints in Green Bay for the NFC Championship? Packers: 38 Chefs: 13 The Packers last road game, then the...
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    Gil Marlin and his Cigars habit....

    Gil Marlin went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy. "When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick...
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    ACES HIGH...

    is a kick ass band in Vegas. But....Hey HOMO, do you want my tickets for the 49er's game this week? Club level and I have 4 of them. I have too much shit going on to use them. Do you want to make a road trip? Holla! I'll be mobile all day. http://<IFRAME height=360...
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    9 volt battery

    Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a Green Bay Packers fan's asshole have in common? A: You know it's wrong, but sooner or later a Charger fan's tongue is going there.
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    Oakland Raiders Vs. Green Bay Packers

    Pallet of Cocks are for Charger fans... Loser gives up some meat to the winner. Like this...Go meat! :hali_olutta:
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    Arizona Hunting...

    I'm getting TONS of emails and texts from the guys Elk hunting. If you are heading out...you should have a great hunt! This one is from Parks, AZ. Right outside of Flagstaff...And they have 3 more tags to fill. Good luck out there!
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    Vampire

    There was a young vampire named Mabel Whose periods were really quite stable For every full moon She would take out a spoon And drink herself under the table
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    Frank....

    Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman named Frank who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn't handle him any longer. He would wander about never knowing where he was or sometimes even who he was. She took him to a nursing home. At the...
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    I am Thankful for....

    Friends and family Work Internet porn You?
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    Paris

    (oldie but goodie) An elderly American gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman...
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    Turkey Day Football

    Heading to Vegas Tuesday, so my book is going to be out $100 this week. Packers 44 Lions 27 Dolphins 13 Cowboys 24 49er's 23 Ravens 27 ...and the your Superbowl bound Chargers don't lose. Well, not until Sunday. Happy Thanksgiving, All!
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    Packer gets 6 Years....Really?

    The kid had/has talent but....6 years? http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Green-Bay-Packers-DL-Johnny-Jolly-sentenced-to-6-years-in-prison-in-drug-case-111711 Ban him from football, have him PAY for help, or whatever...but 6 years? There are guys that raped little boys that are sitting at home...
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    2011 BD NFL Survivor Pool PART 2

    I need a show of hands of who is interested in doing a second pool. Since Kyle kick our asses early, we have time for a second round. Same format, but this time you'll need to pick TWO teams per week. It costs me $20 bucks for the first 20 people, so can we get 20 in? Let me know...
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    Yo Momma....(couple new ones)

    Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet. Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention! Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family. Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9...
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    This Dog is Cool...I'm going to try it.

    http://<IFRAME height=315 src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/O_GSEetIF-Q" frameBorder=0 width=560 allowfullscreen></IFRAME>
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    11/11/11 at 11:11 AM

    This coming Friday, if you noticed that traffic is a little lighter on your way in this morning, it was probably because of the federal holiday called Veteran’s Day. Over the years, it has been a rather quiet low key holiday, marked more by the break in between Labor Day and Thanksgiving than...
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    Oldies....

    When I was born, I was given a choice - A big penis or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'...
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    Hey Spike....

    I'll give you a bye until next year....cool?
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    Arizona Hook Up for Sushi - Sakana

    Repost but worth the mention...There are 3 in the Valley. $11.99 lunch 20260 N 59th Ave, Glendale, AZ 85308, USA
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    World Series (continued to game 7)

    Anyone care? Great series! Pulling for Texas...My buddy gets a ring for the spring training complex if Texas wins. Kind of cool....
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    The Official Green Bay Packers VS San Diego Chargers Thread

    Packers have been playing some good ball but they have only beat the Saints, Bears, Falcons, and a couple others. So, we can't compare because they have not had a hard schedule like the Chargers. They are also coming off a bye week, so that extra rest doesn't help. Especially when we have Mike...
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    At the Vet

    A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettable, is dead. The...
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    Math Homework...

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    Math Homework...

    My little girl had to make a short video this week (due tomorrow) for homework, and it had to be related to math. Dad helped with homework...I wonder what her mom is going to think when she gets home. :D http://<IFRAME height=315 src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0GtNBGXm1uQ" frameBorder=0...
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    Arizona Vs Steelers & Packers Vs Vikings

    Since I'm going to the Arizona game to support the local team... (Chargers Fans google: support your local team) Tailgating is key. There is 8 of us so thinking 5, 30 packs, poppers, 3" thick ribeyes, bottle of captain, ribs and my buddy has some salmon from a trip up north he's bringing, and...
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    2011 San Juan River Fishing Trip

    I could NOT have had a better time. We stayed at the Soaring Eagle Lodge, and I HIGHLY recommend it. the rooms, the people, the food was simply amazing! http://www.soaringeaglelodge.net/ Weather: 70's during the day, 40's during the night. Fishing: Stupid, wide open trout fishing. Rainbows...
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    Packers VS Falcons

    I know the Packers have not had a tough schedule like Chargers (1-11), but we have beat some good teams like the Saints and Bears. I mean last week the Packers put up 49 against the Broncos, so the Chargers being the superior team that they are, they should at least put up at least 60 today...
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    Wasn't there at Denver Fan around here?

    Packers - 42 Donkeys - 10 Avatar bet? :hali_olutta:
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    BD on Facebook

    I would recommend you check out it out if you haven't seen what the ladies have been catching.... Fucking insane fishing!
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    I need some avatar ideas for uncle (you know that drunk, perverted uncle) Saluki...

    I'm running out of good ideas for a avatar for Mr. Saluki... Since his Beers suck penis, I need some good photos for the next week. Help?
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    I'm Making Jalapeno Poppers...Video Report

    Alright...here is your chance to rip me, again. I'm making a jalapeno poppers tonight. I need to make some "how to" videos for work/kids, so I might as well fuck around today. This is going to be gay!
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    At Least San Diego Gets to Watch a Good Game Sunday....

    The Chargers announced Thursday they have received a 24-hour extension from the NFL to try and sell enough tickets to lift the local TV blackout for Sunday's game against Kansas City. Such extensions usually result in the blackout being lifted, although the Chargers said they still have about...
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    A Touching Video From Philip Rivers.....

    .....talking about the first time giving up his ass with his life partner. <iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QARNEhpTA0M" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" width="480"></iframe>
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    Baskin Robbins

    Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, "Mama, I'm sooo hungry, what can we eat?" To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, "How about some Baskin Robbins?"
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    San Juan River Fishing - (question)

    I have been invited to fly fish the San Juan River in NM next month. <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves/> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/>...
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    Looks like the Squid are back

    Look like they are back...15-40lbs washed up.
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    Cuntler was MIA, again...

    At least Peppers stepped up... I would hate to be Drew today. http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Chicago-Bears-players-attend-funeral-of-Brian-Urlachers-mother-091711 Cuntler will never be a leader on that team, NEVER!
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    Meatloaf Recipe????

    Kids want meatloaf... This is one of those dishes that everyone has their own recipe to. Let's hear it... I have some week old deer I can use too.
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    Chicken

    Chicken Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
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    Way to go Ben!!!!

    Ben Roethlisberger Close To Completing Offseason Without Committing Sex Crime">http://<iframe src="http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video_embed/?id=21311" frameborder="no" height="270" width="480" scrolling="no"></iframe> Ben Roethlisberger Close To Completing Offseason Without Committing Sex Crime
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    NFL Opening Day - Packers VS. Saints

    Enough preseason already... Packers look good, real good this year, but they open up against the second/third best team in the NFC. Packers - 27 Saints - 17 GO PACK!
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    Opening Day in AZ

    Flying and dying... Number 1
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    6 Years, 100 million?

    Break a fucking leg...
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    AZ CARDS GAME

    No one wanted to head to the game today... Funny, it's a sell out. Chargers can't fill their seats during the regular season. I kid, I kid... Preseason win by 10.
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    Whereismypenis?

    Go Pack!
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    Arizona BD?

    Taking my kids to school this morning...and saw a red Ford with a Wahoo BD sticker.... Sorry, I flipped off your wife.
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    Advice

    A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a liking for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did. He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no. The Doctor then told her, "Well...
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    ARIZONA Dove Hunt (Phoenix Metro Area)

    Want to get an easy limit? Want to take the kids out? I have hooked up a couple BD "lurkers" on my spot in AZ over the years...so again, I want to extend the offer this year. I live here in Arrowhead Ranch (75th ave and 101 Loop) and the spot is 10-12 miles N/W up the road. We have been...
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    Sorry, this hits home...and they all can't be dick jokes.

    Can I borrow $5 Bucks? A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?' MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?' MUM: 'That's none of your business...
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    Chunking for Cbass

    Couple weeks fishing our of Dana Point with my brother and kids...with the kids were having fun making bait - Macs. Well, we had more than enough, so I started to cut them up and start a nice, constant chum line of cut up macs. Nice sized chunks too. Maybe 10-15 macs an hour for a couple...
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    Do Closures Work?

    World Heritage Biosphere Reserve from Gulf Program on Vimeo. ">http://<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/27466025?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" frameborder="0" height="225" width="400"></iframe>World Heritage Biosphere Reserve from Gulf Program on Vimeo...
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    2011 NFL Predictions

    Talk to me. Packers: Sorry ladies, but the Packers look better than last year (on paper). Especially with Grant and Jermichael Finley back. You can't guard Finley and we'll be the best TE this year league if he stays healthy. Another young, well coached team. I am worried about my boy...
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    Charger Fans - You're 1-1

    http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/aug/09/chargers-seahawks-be-tv-sd/ The Chargers announced on Tuesday that enough tickets have been sold to lift the local TV blackout for Thursday's exhibition opener against the Seattle Seahawks. The 5 p.m. game will be nationally televised on ESPN with...
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    Who can say this sentence?

    The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good...
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    Changing a Light Bulb on BD

    Q: How many guys on BD does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to BD that the light bulb has been changed. 7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently or to...
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    AVOCADO STUFFED WITH DORADO

    This is badass!
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    Well Charger Fans...

    What's your thoughts this year? Besides the Packers kicking the shit out of you come week 9... Winning season? Playoffs? Gil eats another pallet of cock?
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    2011 BD NFL Survivor Pool

    Who's in this year? It's going to be like the past two years...Survivor League. Here is last year. http://www.bdoutdoors.com/forums/spo...ivor-pool.html (The Official Bloodydecks Survivor Pool!) Looking at getting at least 20 people in this year. It's FREE with a 2,000 penny side bet. You...
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    Athletes Fishing

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1107/athletes.fishing/content.1.html
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    Biggest Lies

    Biggest Lies The check is in the mail. I'll respect you in the morning. Charger fans are not gay. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you. It's only a cold sore. You get this one, I'll pay next time. My wife doesn't understand me. Trust me, I'll take care...
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    Kids & Fishing...Can't beat it!

    As I walk back into the house from another week in SoCal...fuck do I miss the ocean in my backyard. Anyway, uncle Tim took the kids out to pull on some cuda and rays yesterday. Good times. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0iPkusDkFQ
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    Green Bay Packers

    <TT> <TT><SPAN style="COLOR: black">Last year&#8230; After the Packers/Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<TT>Trent Edwards.<o:p></o:p></TT></PRE> <TT> <o:p></o:p></TT></PRE> <TT>During the Packers/Eagles game, the Packers...
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    Saving Water - Landscape Irrigation

    I'm in the water business. I sell technology that helps conserve water. 99.99% of my business is commercial, HOA or sports turf management. I've been getting a lot of requests from the residential side of the business. The technology is there but the point is still a bit much for the...
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    Braid to fluoro <10lbs

    I normally fish with 40/50/60 fluoro and have no issues connecting it to braided line....I don't know the name of the connection but it has never broke on me. Well, I started carrying a rod in my truck so I can hit all the local lakes here in PHX when have some down time throughout the day...
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    Del Mar - Opening Day

    Anyone else heading out next week? Never been on opening day....
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    Mother Taught Me

    Mother Taught Me My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!" My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't...
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    I have a cock in the tree...

    Someone is missing a pet. I'm thinking some 8 shot....
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    Saluki is down, but not out!

    Hey... Looks like Brandon had a mild heart attack last night. The text came across when I was need knee deep into dreaming about some asian chick sucking off a goat, so I hope all is OK!!!!!!!! Time for a quick dick joke to make the fucker laugh a little. I know he a can view from his...
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    Steelers' Ward arrested on DUI charge

    Pittsburgh Steelers star wide receiver Hines Ward was arrested early Saturday in Georgia on a drunken driving charge, sheriff's officials said. The former Super Bowl MVP and reigning ''Dancing With the Stars'' champ was booked into the DeKalb County jail just outside Atlanta at 3:41 a.m. and...
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    Beef Jerky Help

    I just picked up 20lbs of London broil cut thin... I have never cooked it. I like spicy so what's next?
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    Three Friends...

    Velma, Thelma and Saluki accidentally walk into a male strip club. Before they realize what's happened, they're seated in the front row. A well-endowed male dancer begins gyrating all around them. When Velma sees this, she has a stroke. After a few seconds, Thelma has a stroke. Saluki, with...
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    Bluefin Sushi Versus The...

    ...taco. What say you?
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    Notes from the Edge of Life

    Notes from the Edge of Life Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that...
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    HEY LADIES @ BD OUTDOORS and Members that are Chefs....Recipes

    First off, these recipes are sick! I have tried most of them...doing the wontons tonight. http://www.bdoutdoors.com/articles/recipes/ I'm not the best cook, but I love to try new stuff and these recipes are my excuse to try something new. But let's get some more posted. Maybe twice a...
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    Retirement...

    Retirement... As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither...
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    Report: NFL attorneys look into porn ads

    http://msn.foxsports.com/nhl/gameTrax?gameId=2011061522 NFL attorneys are investigating an advertisement for a porn industry event that apparently featured unlicensed images of NFL players, WLS-TV reported Wednesday. The players were pictured in uniform for an advert for the Exxxotica Expo...
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    Seals and Fireworks...WTF San Diego?

    http://www.sandiegotribune.com/news/2011/jun/03/childrens-pool-rope-barrier-can-come-down-judge-sa/ http://www.sandiegotribune.com/news/2011/jun/03/judge-rules-fireworks-stay/ Holy shit, San Diego does have some common sense! Some Arizona water must got sent over the border...
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    2011 NFL Organization Rankings

    http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/green-bay-packers-are-best-nfl-organization-in-2011-rankings-060111 1. Green Bay Packers: 56 Owner: 9 Quarterback: 10 Coach: 8.5 Front office: 9.5 Coaching staff: 9 Intangibles: 10 3. Pittsburgh Steelers: 55 Owner: 10 Quarterback: 8.5 Coach: 8.5...
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    Tuna ranchers seek future in San Diego

    http://www.sandiegotribune.com/news/2011/may/31/tuna-ranchers-seek-future-san-diego/ Three decades after San Diego&#8217;s famed tuna industry crumbled, an Icelandic entrepreneur is attempting to rebuild the city as a world tuna capital. Unlike tuna fishers of the 20th Century, Oli...
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    Just a Reminder for those who are making Poppers today...

    Dear Self, When making 100 jalapeno poppers (this morning), please use gloves next time. SIGNED: Your little buddy, Penis I'm in soooo much fucking pain right now...
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    Does anyone else have no penis?

    American Idol... Wife and her friends are at the house watching the shit like its the fucking superbowl. WTF?
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    Check out this stud

    These pictures were taken by a fellow from Grande Cache, Alberta, 1.5 hours south of Grande Prairie, by the Berland river on Highway 40 Take a look at the time frame in the bottom right corner of each picture.... Don’t miss the date summary at the end of the photo show...
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    The World is Ending Tomorrow

    Well, since the world is ending tomorrow...what's everyone doing tonight?
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    Dick (not Simon)

    Dick There are many ways to describe just how well endowed you are, for example... My dick is so big, its a tight fit when I'm bangin' your loose momma! My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime. My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had...
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    ConSeaMate and Gil Marlin talking about their pet fish...

    Frank: Hey, Scott! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special. Scott: To tell you the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird. Frank: You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him...
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    A Shrimp Editorial

    I searched around and I have seen some pretty well written shrimp reports and how-to's... But could someone post up a full report on: How to? Season? Type of Shrimp? Limits? Bait? Gear? ECT/ Something like they are doing on the man BD Outdoor page? If there is already one, maybe you can...
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    Flipping off a Charger fan...

    http://www.sandiegotribune.com/news/2011/may/11/flipping-off-fans-not-battery/ I can't wait until I come to town for the Packer game, you homos....
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    Stay Classy San Diego, again!

    Chargers' Applewhite arrested on suspicion of DUI SAN DIEGO — Chargers player Antwan Applewhite was arrested early Friday in Pacific Beach on suspicion of drunken driving. The 26-year-old outside linebacker was pulled over on Grand Avenue near Gresham Street about 2:25 a.m., San Diego...
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    An Irish man

    An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!" :rofl::rofl::rofl...
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    Wolf Tags

    Wolf tags have been released in ID today. Just got an email....Go get them!
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    Cleaning A/C Coils?

    My house is around 11 years old and my A/C coils have never been cleaned. I have noticed my electric bill climbing YOY in the summer...and you can't live with out it during an AZ summer. Not an option. Is cleaning the coils a DIY project? I got quoted $220 bucks to get it done. Should I...
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    NFL Draft Day

    So what so you want to see in this year's draft? With all the injuries last year on Pack...I'm just looking to see how the team does with all the players back....less Jolly of course. Ted Thompson has done wonders in the draft over the years, so I'm curious to see what he has up his sleeve...
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    Padre's got some hits! But BEWARE....!

    SAN DIEGO&#8212;During Saturday&#8217;s game against the Philly, hitter Hundley was reportedly horrified by manager Bud Black's comment that the Padres' bats were coming alive, which caused the panicked slugger to scream warnings and urge teammates to flee PETCO Park. "If the bats are suddenly...
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    Happy Bunny Day

    I hope everyone has a great Easter. Except for Simon...He's a dick.
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    HEY CONTRACTORS - PVC PRICES GOING UP!

    I'm in distribution and I sell a shit load of PVC pipe. I'm not trying to SPAM here but I would buy up all you can over the next 30 days. Looks like a 20% bump, for now. I know most contracts have been bid pretty tight of late, so call your local supply house and work out a deal. Ask for...
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    Prostate Exam...Thai Style...

    After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in San Francisco where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating. As usual he was asked to strip...
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    Hey Giants Fans

    This kid cracks me up! http://<EMBED height=750 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=1280 src=http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/iwYZ3LHHERI?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0 allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Week 9

    Loser drinks a cup of shut-the-fuck-up for the season? Are we on San Diego? Week 9 Sunday, Nov. 6 Jets at Bills 1:00 PM Buccaneers at Saints 1:00 PM Falcons at Colts 1:00 PM Seahawks at Cowboys 1:00 PM Dolphins at Chiefs 1:00 PM 49ers at Redskins 1:00 PM Browns at Texans 1:00 PM Broncos...
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    Carp Fishing

    I was fucking around on Google Earth awhile back and found a nice water hole about 2 miles from the house. I just went out to check it out and there were 10lb-15lb carp feeding on the top of the water. A bunch of turtles soaking up the sun too. I haven't fished carp since I was a kid. I...
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    Lakers' Kobe fined $100K for gay slur

    LOS ANGELES (AP) The NBA fined Kobe Bryant $100,000 on Wednesday for using a derogatory gay term in frustration over a referee's call. Apparently, Kobe called someone a, "San Diego Charger fan." NBA Commissioner David Stern issued a swift disciplinary ruling after the Los Angeles Lakers'...
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    ConSeaMate's Excuses

    ConSeaMate's Excuses It's Fallen and it Can't get Up. I'm Too low on Octane and too Full of Gas. I'd Rather Be Nappping. I Don't Remember How to Do It. My head Makes Promises My body Can't Keep. I'm Too Busy Channel Surfing. The Parts That aren't Hurting aren't Working. I'm All...
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    Stay Classy San Diego!

    http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/apr/11/ten-indicted-college-basketball-points-fixing-sche/ :rofl::rofl: SAN DIEGO — Authorities with the U.S. Attorney’s Office and the FBI announced Monday that 10 people have been indicted in connection with a sports bribery scheme involving at...
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    Bill would allow sea-lion killings

    http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2011/04/10/20110410env-sealions0410.html WASHINGTON - The California sea lions were unwelcome visitors from the very beginning, greeted with yells, rubber bullets and firecrackers when they swam up the Columbia River to gobble up thousands of endangered...
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    Diamond Backs Thread

    Since there is going to be 162 Padre threads I might as well start 1 this year for my "local" team. Since I was born and rasied in Anaheim, I'm an Angles fan at heart but since the D-Backs are local and I like to fuck with Padre fans.... GO D-BACKS! .5 a game behind the Padres! Plus...
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    Arizona Freshwater Report (From Game & Fish)

    I just signed up for the AZ Game & Fish updates last weekend after some VERY pleasant emails back and forth with them over a Golden Eagle on my roof (again). Anyways...good people. (Just a copy and paste from an email. You can sign up on their website for weekly updates - below) Thanks to...
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    Padre Thread Question (more of search question)

    I just tried to pull up some Padre threads from last season but when I searched: Title: Padre's Date: October Nothing came up? What the fuck? Did someone delete them?
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    What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

    A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs and wife but you can't beat a blowjob.
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    Remind you of anyone?

    http://<EMBED height=750 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=960 src=http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/3_LIgJ80CRI?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0 allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Penis Study

    In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Head of a Penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study...
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    Having a Bad Day?

    The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder is Charger fan but your not... And, you only have one asshole. Feel better?
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    Scientists' amazing California discovery includes fishing tackle 12,000 years old

    Hey Frank....they found some of your gear! http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/blog/24870/scientists+amazing+california+discovery+includes+fishing+tackle+12000+years+old/ By: Pete Thomas, GrindTV.com People are discovering antique fishing tackle all the time, in closets and at garage sales...
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    Old Ethel

    Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the men actually...
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    Funny (to me) Jobsite Location Today...

    I had a meeting with a customer today for a water audit...blah, blah, blah. I've been out of town so I told him to send me an email with the cross streets and I would meet him there. So the email with address came across and...no shit! It was a loooooooooooong meeting today. Sorry, I...
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    Sex

    Newlyweds are into their 2 nd week of marriage when the wife says to the husband... I wan to set the rules down about sex.... When my hair is nice and perfect ...I definitely don't want to have sex If my hair is a little messed up and not that perfect...maybe I do maybe I don't wan to have...
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    Penis enlarger

    A) Spent $50 on Bloodydecks Classifieds for a penis enlarger. B) The fucker sent a magnifying glass *Please be warned of a seller named "Saluki" in the classified section.
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    My First Condom

    I recall my first time with a condom. I was 15. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Greenville pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores)...
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    My New/Old BBQ (Redo)

    I bought this BBQ 12 years ago for work but it has been sitting the past 3 years on the side of one of my shops... She got a face lift. I might have already posted this but I just picked it up today so a customer can use it tomorrow. She looks clean! I have cooked carne asada for 600...
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    Sunday's Daytona 500

    Damn, I miss football!
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    Rain...

    How was the rain in SoCal? I know, wet, you smart assess...:D But was it a slow moving storm? Lots of rain? Cold? It's heading my way now. I'm trying to plan out my day (I need to plant my garden, again), and the local TV station fucks have never been right on this stuff.
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    So I was listening to Dan Patrick this morning...

    and he had a good idea on the future of the football schedule that could benefit all. New Schedule and Playoffs: Remove two preseason games. Add one bye week Add one playoff week (bring in two more teams from the NFC and AFC) This wil bring in additional TV money and address player safety...
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    Valentine's day...

    What a worthless day... I get flowers and cards for my wife all year, especially when I fuck up (AKA - have fun with my friends). I'm getting flowers but I better get sucked off. And, this year, not from a Bears fan!
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    Green and Yellow...Green and Yellow - Packers Win!

    http://<IFRAME title="YouTube video player" height=510 src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/imyfz3HaSxQ" frameBorder=0 width=640 allowfullscreen></IFRAME>
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    GAME DAY Packers VS. Steelers - Super Bowl XLV

    Game day! It's on! Packers - 27 Sqeelers - 17 200 Jalapeno stuffed with shrimp, crab, cheese, scallops, chives...wrapped in bacon and 20lbs of Tri-Tip. ....and that's just what I am bringing. Pictures to follow. Go Packers!
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    MiFi 2200 - Wifi Hotspot by Verizon

    I just picked up a novatel wireless wifi modem. It uses Verizon 3G network. I'm pretty damn impressed so far. I'm running my laptop (now), Ipad and my kids are using their Itouch's...and it's pretty quick. I have had it now for 1/2 day but I'm really digging it. Anyone have one? Any...
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    Super Bowl Tri Tip

    This time of year...I get a bunch of requests for my Tri Tip Marinade. I use this at my tailgate parties throughout the year and it is the shit! I serve with griled mushrooms and onions on those sweet Hawaiian rolls. Enjoy! Marinade ½ cup Dos XX Dark, Negro Modelo or other dark Mexican...
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    Pro Bowl

    Is it just me or is this just a waste of time? Rodgers didn't even make it, are you fucking kidding me? It's a nice vacation for the players who didn't make the Super Bowl but I think I'm going to flip it back to the Underwater Basket Weaving playoffs on the Ocho. Go Pack!
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    Jimmy Buffet or Warren Buffet...

    This is the question that I'll never have a clear answer for.... Would you rather be Jimmy or Warren when you grow up? What say you? Poor guy fell off stage last night. Take care Jimmy! (3:40'ish) http://<IFRAME class=youtube-player title="YouTube video player" height=510...
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    I'm looking for a 9-12 Pack for a Two Day Island/s Trip

    Bossman gave my $5,000 - $6,000 last week to get a cbass/yellowtail/halibut trip together for some clients. I would like to shoot for the middle of May. Ultra is booked (thanks for looking Drew) so I'm looking for options. Too bad the Options is a 6-pack. Any one have some thoughts? I'm...
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    All that Candy in the Local Water....

    What's your take on the 2011 cbass season? There is no shortage of bait out there. Kind of thinking these gay ass fish should be getting pretty damn fat when they come home. Heck, I'm thinking I'll farm twice as much this year. Any thoughts with all the candy in the water? Couldn't hurt...
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    Packers VS. Steelers - Superbowl XLV

    It's been a while for the Packers but it seems the Steelers are in every other year. I was one of the first to say, "Why in the FUCK are we dumping Favre?" Well, after 1/2 through the first season with Rodgers, I realized why. Aaron is on top of his game and now is playing in the big game! I...
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    Jalapeno Jelly

    This is a great one I use for begals in the morning.... 12 Jalapenos 1 Bell Pepper 1.5 cup of sugar 6oz of fruit pectin A couple drops of green food coloring A enough of vinegar Remove seeds if you want it mild. Dice peppers and a bit of vinegar...and blend. In a pot bring peppers...
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    Congrats Spike!

    Another Viking and fishermen has been born! Congrats Dude! I hope all is well with you, momma and the new addition!
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    Green Bay Packers VS. Atlanta Falcons

    Green Bay - 31 Falcons - 23 Green Bay is getting better week after week. Defense is one of the top in the playoffs and we don't need to worry about Vick this week...Running game? Are you kidding me...I think the Pack ran more yesterday than all season! Rodgers...nuff said. We played sloppy...
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    Charger Fans...

    Who are you pulling for in the playoffs? Being in the AFC: Jets, KC....? If the Pack lose tomorrow, I'll be pulling for the NFC North with the Beers. What say you?
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    Green Bay Packers VS. Philadelphia Eagles

    Well, let the playoffs begin! Playoffs - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Link for Charger Fans) Packers won the first match up this year: 27-20 in Philly I really think the Pack have the advantage here with the defense and the Eagles piss poor secondary. Dick will have his momments but...
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    One week special here on Bloodydecks!

    Guys - With all the hype with dead animals across the world, here at Bloodydecks we care about our members! The world is coming to an end! So if you act with in the next 24 hours, you can purchase these special hats to protect yourselves! Made from the top tin foil money can buy!!! They...
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    Stanford's Luck to remain in school

    Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck says he will stay in school for another year instead of entering the NFL draft. <INLINE ordinal="&#8220;&#8221;"></INLINE> Luck was widely considered to be the No. 1 pick by Carolina if he chose to leave school early. But he made his announcement Thursday that...
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    Defensive player of the year goes to

    Fuck the rest!
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    Fuck Philly!

    Fuck Vick. Fuck Santa. Fuck Philly. Carry on...
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    Where is the thread of Pussy's?

    Surprised I haven't seen a thread of: I have given up being a Charger fan I have given up smoking I have given up fat women I have given up sexual acts with farm animal in Baja I have given up drinking I have given up being gay (see charger fan note) I have given up kristy cream donuts I have...
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    Drinking is gay

    So about noon yesterday it started to snow in Phoenix. Not much, but it was cool to watch. So I run to Home Depot to get some cover for the garden. Next I run to the bar and get a couple drinks. Next I run (walked) over to the firework stand and load up. Then I spend the next 4 hours...
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    The Beers still suck!

    Go Beers... http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/yQxEvv4_8Mk?fs=1&hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Brent...

    I was going to say something but the more I think about it, I really don't care! Go Pack!
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    Packers VS. Bears WEEK 17

    The Packers are a better team. The Packers will win. The Packers by 14. No one in the NFC wants to play the Packers in the playoffs. Chargers will watch the Packers play in the playoffs from home. If the Packers lose, I'm fucked! :D
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    The playoffs start today for the Packers!

    We'll need to beat the Giants and Beers at home to get into the playoffs. Packers - 34 Giants - 17
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    Guns

    Guns A guy makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. The guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?" "Yes, I am." "Well...
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    Pretty Clever - THE DIGITAL STORY OF THE NATIVITY

    http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=640 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/GkHNNPM7pJA?fs=1&hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Sunday Night Football - Pack and Pats

    This game may get ugly.... Go Packers!
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    Thanks for the hook up...Gargoyles Glasses

    Timing was perfect. I just broke my pair of glasses this week which I've had for 5 years now...I get home to see a box shows up from Gargoyles Eyewear. Sweet look and very comfortable. It was even raining yesterday here in Phoenix and forgot I was even wearing them. Was going to pull the...
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    Making a potato gun for Christmas, from your local sprinkler guy

    Making a potato gun for Christmas, from your local sprinkler guy: • 2’ of 4” Class 200 • 6’ of 2” SCH 40 • 2 – 4” SCH 40 Coup (429-040) • 2 – 4” X 2” RB SS (437-420) • 1 – 2” X ½” RB ST ( 438-427) • Pint of 711 and P70 • Home Depot BBQ igniter with ½”...
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    Night, night Brent...

    I know.... http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/caqr2zecCUs?fs=1&hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Happy Birthday Bro!

    Happy Birthday bro! I hope you get the piece of ass and sweater you wanted for your birthday...and they are both not too big! :D I'll be in town next week to give you some cbass tips....:rofl::rofl:
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    Howard Stern - 5 More Years!

    The best news I have heard in a long time! I've been listening to Howard for 18+ years...the only way to start your day! Any Howard fans out there? http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/ten2FR92kxY?fs=1&hl=en_US...
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    Hey Frank....Good News!

    Old & Young At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire...
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    My Week 14 Weeks with Special Guest - Gil Marlin

    Go Pack Go! http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/rKI8M3LS84Y?fs=1&hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Reindeer Anyone?

    Arizona cracks me up...I could only image the out-cry in California on Easter. Caffe Boa offering an-all-reindeer menu over Christmas
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    TSharks in Dana Point

    Question? A couple months back, I was pulling my brother's boat out of Dana Point...Pulling up to that first wash out station and I see a guy walk by with a 2', maybe 5-8lb dead t-shark. He had a bucket in hand a 10' rod with a spinner setup. He must had caught it right there in the harbor as...
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    Some Humor Truths

    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great...
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    A little help is needed from Big Guy in the Sky...

    Well...They just wheeled my father-n-law for survery. Doc is saying 1 to 3 hours. My stomach is in knots. Come on Big Guy...help us out here. (throat/mouth...40 year smoker)
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    Can't they stop fucking with Willie?

    Singer Willie Nelson arrested on pot charges &#8211; This Just In - CNN.com Blogs http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101127/ap_on_re_us/us_nelson_marijuana Why can't they just leave him alone?
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    Sunday Afternoon

    When my wife came home Sunday afternoon to find the kitchen and living room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the washer and me on the couch having done nothing but drink beer and watch football all day, she yelled, "Watch yourself, mister, or you're going to make me do something I don't...
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    Week 12 Picks

    Go Packers! http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/FKFnhsLK2vQ?fs=1&hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Packers Knock out Two Coaches This Year...

    Packers may not be the best team in the NFC but we can knock out a coach or two! Wade Phillips Brad Childress Too bad we don't play the Chargers this year! :D
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    Avatar Bet?

    When some one makes a bet of full control of someone elses avatar for a week should the loser have say it which avatar is picked? As long as the avatar picture is within the rules of Bloodydecks, should the losers avatar be fair game? What say you?
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    10 Minute Delay on the 9th Hole

    Pretty Cool...
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    Packers VS Vikings 11/21

    Packers 34 Vikings 17 Has anyone seen Spike this morning? :D
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    Green Chile Tonight

    1/4 onion (white and green) 1/4 roasted green chile 1/2 pork ...and a little lard and flour. Sauce is more chiles, garlic, and onion. I mixed it in the blender first... Good shit! Get cooking! (pictures suck)
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    PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

    It's back! :D
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    Packers VS. Cowboy's

    Pack - 31 Cboys - 18 Have a nice day!
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    Tailgating Competition

    I got called out this week to take part in the Jalapeño Popper cook-off at the Arizona Cardinal game today (Halloween). These poor guys don’t know what they’re up against! These fuckers are 1/4lb each filled with bay scallops, crab, shrimp, baby fresh mozzarella, spices and my secret...
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    Lakers

    Hi! Her uncle got her the shirt so it has a little smell of cbass....
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    Please stay away from me!

    Things come in three’s. Saturday morning we had a baseball game. Both my kids took the field on a nice beautiful Saturday morning in Phoenix. The second pitch of the game fell 5 feet from home plate and BLUE called a strike. I’m like WTF? Two seconds later, he backs up and falls to the...
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    Packers VS. Vikings

    I hate purple, vikings, guys named brent and spike! GO PACK! Packers - 31 Vikings - 24
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    Horse Auction

    Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I...
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    Tight

    On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by her family, when she suddenly realized she had forgotten to purchase shoes for the day. She panicked. Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the...
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    MLPA corruption hard to prove

    MLPA corruption hard to prove MLPA corruption hard to prove - SignOnSanDiego.com By Ed Zieralski Thursday, October 21, 2010 at 2:53 a.m. When it comes to proving corruption in the Marine Life Protection Act, fishing groups have had that fish on the hook more than once, only to see it...
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    Oct 20th MLPA Webcast

    For those that can not make the meeting. CAL-SPAN:California State Meetings Webcast Video
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    Proposition 109, Arizona Hunting Rights

    This will pass! But, please get out and vote! Proposition 109 would amend the state Constitution, making it a constitutional "right to hunt, fish and harvest wildlife lawfully." The measure would give the state Legislature the sole authority to make laws regulating hunting, fishing and...
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    It's a joke...so relax!

    If abortion is murder… <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /><o:p></o:p> Then masturbation is genocide and blow jobs are cannibalism.
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    Ceviche is Gay....

    5lbs of Gay White Sea bass (Must be caught using gay squid from San Pedro Bait Co.) 2lbs of Bay shrimp (60-100 Count) 3lbs of Crab Claw Meat 30 Lemons 5 Limes 2 Oranges 2 Red Onions 2 Bunches of Cilantro 4 Cucumbers (seeds removed) 15 Romano Tomatoes 6 Jalapeño (seeds removed) 8 Avocados...
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    "Save Second Base"

    My buddy is raising money for a great cause! "Save Second Base" I bought 100 of them today but will buy more based on the demand. Yes they are pink... I would like to see if there is any interest on BD. I'll ship them where ever. Let me know if any of you guys are interested and I'll...
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    AZ to Vegas run...looking for some Quail

    I'm running to Vegas tomorrow for a meeting at 4:00pm. I live in AZ and plan on leaving 4:30-5:00am tomorrow. Does anyone know of some quail spots on the way to Vegas? I'm throwing a couple boxes of shells and the gun in my truck...I have drove this road many times and it looks extremely sexy...
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    Massive Phishing Attack Targets iTunes Customers

    Cleverly-crafted email tells users there is a problem with a purchase they haven't made, PandaLabs says Oct. 4, 2010 <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comphony receipt informing them that they have made an expensive purchase on iTunes. The user, having never made the...
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    A Little Arizona Storm...

    This is going to be fun here in about 30 minutes!
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    Hey Stan....Dancing with the Stars....

    You watching? Let's vote Warner off so he can re-sign with the Cardinals! Can you vote people off on this show?
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    LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH

    LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like...
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    The Arizona Cards VS. The San Diego Bolts

    Go Cards! Anyone see who the Rams beat? Cards - 24 Bolts - 17 WEE! http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/x6h6qLFAseA?fs=1&hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Padre Fan (Duane Weston is his name) has a heart-attack and dies....

    One day in the future, a Padre Fan (Duane Weston is his name) has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll...
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    Reason Number 12, why I live in Arizona...

    Nuff said...
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    Guess the Bloodydeck Moderator Game!

    Have you ever wonder who the moderators on BD are? I got this sent to me. Guess who it is. Remember this dude is on the other side of the keyboard...and kills fish. http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480...
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    Arizona Unit 9

    "It scored 375, and he would have been 383 - 2/8 if his third wasn't broken on the right side...but still happy." "Put this shit on Bloodydecks...." "Dude, I'll get on there and register." "Are we shooting Quail Saturday when I get back...."
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    MNF

    This thread is gay... Packers - 31 Bears - 17 http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=640 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/PtY8x9PoTXc?fs=1&hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Is BD Fucked up????

    Is BD slow right now or is it just on my end? All my porn sites work...
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    Poor Bull

    My buddy just sent this over from his place in CO. The title: Poor Bull!
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    New Rules

    New Rules New Rules: New Rule : Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the basketball team is doing these days--mowing my lawn. New Rule ...
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    Arizona Unit 7 Hunt

    My buddy just got back in cell range. He PROMISED me a report (on BD) soon, so I'll let him fill in the details.
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    White people are funny...

    I got a call this weekend from a buddy in Ohio. His Dad past away about 4 months ago, and he wated me to swing by to get some estimates for paint, landscape, etc...so he could sell the house. Take a look at this picture from my cell phone. His neighbor is an 67 year old redneck.This fucker...
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    49er's and Saints

    These 49er's are looking pretty good...
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    Denver Broncos Player Kenny McKinley Found Dead

    CENTENNIAL, Colo. -- Sheriff's office says Denver Broncos wide receiver Kenny McKinley found dead at his apartment Have you heard anything?
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    Hey, Jay Cuntler...Are you scared?

    6 Sacks in two games...The guy is a beast! http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/IrayECxKmWk?fs=1&hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Week Two Football Picks

    http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/1CHa2to15J0?fs=1&hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Flathead Catfishing Dope

    I have a tourney this weekend at a local lake here in Arizona. We're the team to beat every year but this year is extra special. We've had luck using baby carp and bluegil but I was wondering if anyone had caught these pigs using something else. These fish range from 10-60lbs. Most caught...
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    Donations

    Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is!' 'This is the IRS Can you help us?' 'I can!' 'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do!' 'Is he a member of your congregation?' 'He is!' 'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?' 'He will.'
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    Week 1 Football Picks

    http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/-OVuYTHPjKk?fs=1&hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    What were you doing 9-11-2001?

    I was in Vegas for a meeting. They shut down the airport and I got the 3rd to last rental car in Vegas that morning. I drove home listening to Howard Stern on the radio...Pearl Harbor of my time. Best to all! Never forget...Hug your kids and the Service men and women that served...
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    FYI - Virus Outbreak!!

    There are currently two different types of viruses that are spreading via e-mail today. Both are very dangerous. Virus #1 – “Here You Have” Virus This virus sends an email with a link to a PDF file that appears harmless. However, if you click on the link, it takes you somewhere entirely...
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    Key Running Back on the Market

    Rumor has it that the Chargers made him an offer.... http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/azXcaxjFgF8?fs=1&hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    The Official Bloodydecks Survivor Pool!

    All right ladies...here we go! Teams are set and picks are due soon. NOTE: This is a friendly pool. If you care to get in the side bet, it's $20 bucks to you. If you want in, please reply to this thread by Sunday the 12th with a YES for the bet. Winner of the pool needs to collect on his or...
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    Bush may be losing the Heisman!

    :D Sources: Trust to take Bush's Heisman - College Football - Rivals.com
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    Arizona Man Shoots Two

    The intruder who punched out a Chandler man while stealing beer at a keg party picked the wrong victim. The man, who had been attempting to defend his wife during the beer theft, had a permit to carry a concealed weapon. Fearing for his life and under attack, he pulled out a gun and fatally...
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    Friendship

    Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The...
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    2010 Dove Opener in Arizona

    First off, I need to thank the Arizona Department of Game and Fish! These guys and gals are a class act! They encourge us to get out and hunt! Simple report today: Got to the spot at 5:30 this morning. 10.4 miles from the house! Limits for 10 guys and 4 kids. About 20% were white wings...
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    Older Shotgun Shell Question

    My neighbor and I were just talking about going dove hunting tomorrow. His wife will not let him go (60 year guy still whipped - WTF?) but he gave my 10 boxes of these shells.... Any thoughts on using them? I have plenty of new ones but just curious more than anything.
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    Ramirez is a tool...

    Dodgers have upper hand with Manny - MLB News - FOX Sports on MSN http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/jsaTElBljOE?fs=1&hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Friday thoughts...(deep stuff)

    -Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. -Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. -We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. -The last thing I want to do...
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    ARIZONA - Catfishing Tourney Sept 17th

    Every year my local sale's guy and I put on a catfishing tourney here in AZ. We target fathead catfish. Winner comes home with $800-$1000 bucks. 90% of the people that come out come to drink, BBQ and tell lies. Catching has always been a bonus! I know there is a bunch of guys on here...
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    TNF - PACKERS

    Errrrrrrrrr....I'm so ready for football! Rodgers 14/18 2 TD's 140 yards. I know it's only preseason but GO PACK! Whereismypenis?
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    Kid playing in the mud...

    There is something about a mud puddle that a kid can not resist....
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    Black Bean Sauce

    If you can find this stuff...get you some! Here is the layout for tonight. I would like to encourage people to start using this forum to trade recipes... Where you at, Roxi?
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    MNF - AZ CARDS

    I'm a season ticket holder because I'll serving time here in AZ. But without Warner, the Cards are fucked this year! Leinart looks like the chicks he banged at USC...always on his back. Fitz is the best receiver in the NFL, but he'll never get the ball. 5-11 season. Warner wins on...
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    Widdle Wabbit

    A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white...
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    Hatch Green Chile

    I can't pass up on green chiles, so when the local store got some in yesterday I had to pick up a 20lb sack. This is a great beer drinking event! I didn't have a roaster handy so settle for doing in on BBQ. Got a cold beer and got the grill hot. Roasting...The smell is killer...
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    Clemens

    FOXNews.com - Federal Grand Jury Indicts Roger Clemens in Steroid Case Does our goverment have better shit to be doing?
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    Married 25 years...

    Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and...
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    The reunion

    Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Rachel arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Clare arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel...
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    The Quotable Ozzie Guillen

    The colorful White Sox manager is in the spotlight for comments about supposed favoritism toward Asian players, but it isn't the first time he's had something to say. 2006: "I very much love the people and the fans of Chicago, because they pay me very much to play a baseball manager in Chicago...
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    Saturday is going to be good - FOOTBALL

    I know it's only preseaon but I have 20 friends running with me to the game this weekend. Tailgate has everything but TUNA! But I have a shit load of cbass from by bro! Are you ready ladies? Does any one go to preseason games or practice/drill events?
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    Off to Vegas

    A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man. 'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free! 'The man said, 'Wait a...
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    The wife

    A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ' Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear --...
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    A fan could only hope for this! NFL predections

    2010 NFL Playoff Simulations, Predictions and Projections From WhatIfSports.com Well I just got my season tickets in the mail...I'm ready for some football! So, how do you think your team is going to do this year?
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    Looking for Landscapers to fish!

    This isn't my charter...My sales guru in San Diego is putting it on for some clients and I was invited. Bringing the brothers so it should be a blast! Leaving Thursday the 29th, returning Friday the 30th on the Sea Adventure 2 (I told him the NLA but whatever). We have 3 people on the fence...
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    Area 51

    You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled...
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    Ice Cream

    Why don't they deliver ice cream?
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    Great news and REAL shitty news!

    I got some GREAT news today (professionally) and was so excited to see my wife come home from work. I was dying to tell her but when she walked in the door with tears…Her best friend of 30years was diagnosed with cancer today at the old age of 32. It puts little things in life into...
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    Tattoo Barbie

    http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/iYXUiGjeeaU&hl=en_US&fs=1?color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00 allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Hey Frank..............................

    A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Charger jersey helmet and is holding Charger pom poms. The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!" The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is...
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    Fishing is stupid - A week in review.

    Well, another week in the books. I got in four trips in last week thanks to my brother and the Two Timer. Three of four were local trips out of Dana Point. Wide open leopard sharks and bass...when north and south for no whores. Lots of current... Then we decided a last minute trip to...
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    Damn my luck!

    Done with work, wife and kids are at Disneyland, and I'm 2 miles from Dana Point... BUT THE TRUCK KEYS ARE WITH MY BROTHER IN NEWPORT! THAT FUCKER! :D Anyone know how to hot-wire a Chevy?
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    Finally - - An answer I can Understand.

    A visiting tourist asks an Irishman: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the fuckin boat."
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    Fish

    What do you call a fish without eyes? fsh
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    Arizona Bear Hunt

    I thought I would share this one... From a text from a concrete buddy of mine. "I shot this nose a week ago. I shot him at 14 yards as he came out of a mine shaft. I had 4 bears using this shaft" 14 Yards...Are you fucking kidding me? I would have shit myself. Killed outside of Tucson.
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    What is a woman?

    A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to...
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    Vikings Not Going To Tinker With Way Adrian Peterson Fumbles Ball

    MINNEAPOLIS—In an effort to preserve the running back's aggressive fumbling style, Vikings coach Brad Childress announced Monday that the training staff would not attempt to alter Adrian Peterson's two-point technique for loosely carrying the football. "When you have a great natural fumbler...
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    How about an Update?

    Any update or play-by-play for the out-of-town'ers? Web based tourney needs some web based updates.....
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    Hey Cubbie fan...(notice fan isn't plural)

    With all the stress on the Cubs going to the World Series this year...it must be the reason behind this douche bag's actions. Lick me Chicago! http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=640 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/uzNQkmpo2g4&hl=en_US&fs=1& allowfullscreen="true"...
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    Father's Day...

    The wife got me a card for daddy's day...kind of a hallmark momment: "I was going back and forth on either a blow job for you or a card for father's day...Happy Father's Day, I love you - signed Momma" I hate cards!
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    Marlin and Bluefin - 6-18-2010 Vegas Trip

    I was invited on a twilight trip last night with BD's own Albacrazy (Drew). I got in to Vegas around noon and gave Drew a call to meet to plan out the nights trip. We ended up a one of his secert spots known for its varity of species called the Yard House. Nice place but when we showed up it...
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    LAKERS...

    Can't beat L.A.... Just a West coast guy checking in...
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    LAKERS...

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    I don't care about this article butt...

    Enquirer: Kim K. Dating Miles Austin
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    Jimmy Dean Died

    Singer, sausage businessman Jimmy Dean dies at 81 Had some Jimmy Dean sausage this morning too.
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    Lakers vs Celtics

    Celtics are kicking some ass but.... Kobe is on FIRE in the 3rd!
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    I'm looking for people with high water bills.

    This is not spam, nor am I trying to sell shit to you ladies. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /><o:p></o:p> I'm in the Landscape Irrigation business and I'm looking to do a couple 6-12 irrigation make-over&#8217;s in the residential market. 99.9% of my...
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    Europe Bans Bluefin Fishing

    Europe Finally Bans Bluefin Tuna Fishing
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    World Cup

    Say what you want about the sport but it is still one of my favorites. Loved playing it as a kid and still love coaching it as a Dad. GO U.S.A.!
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    Your Los Angeles Lakers VS the Boston Celtics GAME 3

    Well, since I'm stuck in Sacramento in a hotel room...looks like me, a six pack of some Sierra Nevada and the Laker game. Kobe with 40. Lakers win. That is all. Carry on.
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    McDee's Anyone?

    Anyone hungry for some cock? Why can't McDee's just stick to making me fat? http://<EMBED height=322 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=512 src=http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46...
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    Offshore I when from Phoenix, Arizona all the way to Catalina, Dana, La Jolla, Coronados's...

    I had the pleasure of getting a couple three trips in this past week. It started Sunday a with a local trip with the kids out front of Dana Point. Ran south for shit water but still had fun. It was my son's first trip so pulling on mac's was a blast. Then the Mayor of Laguna decided to take...
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    Momma don't let your babies grow up to be fishermen

    Might be a repost but...fuck it! http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/CtmgRyxrk4A&hl=en_US&fs=1& allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Lakers Game Tonight - Radio

    I'm driving over to SoCal in a couple hours and I will not be in town until 6:30 - 7:00pm. What radio station has the Laker game on in the Orange County and Riverside area?
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    Kiss my Arizona ASS, LA

    Hahahahahaha - Fuck the politics of it. This is just plain funny! http://hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/letter-azcc-villaraigosa.pdf.pdf
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    Lakers VS. Los Suns - Game 1

    It ain't easy being me in AZ...The panties I wear dancing around town and the fleshlight pro staff bumper sticker don't help either! The Town here is pumped for their beloved Suns. Lakers in 6.
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    TWO TIMER - WON Tourney and a pair of White Sexy Bitches and $192 per lb of Butt

    Just got some pictures sent in from the TWO TIMER - Bros, Sis and Rob from this weekend's WON Tourney. I don't have the full report but his texts since Friday have been like being on the water. Fuck I miss home! Cbass (Friday) was 40-45'ish but the winner was a 21.3lb Halibut (Saturday)...
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    North AZ Elk

    My buddy just sent these over. There not shy in the spring at all...
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    Suns and Spurs

    The Spurs have pissed me off too many times over the years...I have a lot of respect for them but fuck'em! Suns for the sweep, which means I get to go see some Laker/Suns ball - NICE!
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    Hey Carl - All this time you've been on to something!

    Fox on Sex: Try More Solo Sex for Better Partner Play - Sex | Erectile Dysfunction | Sexual Health - FOXNews.com
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    WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES... (for the ladies of BD)

    WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES... Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Guyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer. Better pick up some extra.
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    SHOOT IT!

    "Hey Dude, see that thing over there?" "What is it?" "Not sure but we're at a shooting range, let's shoot it..." I love Arizona! Man mistaken for target shot during Ariz. gun training
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    I need to book a charter in July for 25 people

    I know this subject gets beat to death here but I'm still going to ask... I need to book a trip this week for a 1.5/2 day out of Diego towards the end of July. 25-30 Landscaper's... I want to support someone who supports this site. I also want to pay for it by Friday so my boss doesn't...
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    LANDSCAPE GUYS! Lunch on me tomorrow!

    We (Horizon) are hosting an open house tomorrow at our shop in San Diego. We are the one of the largest landscape/irrigation supply house's in the U.S. with over 60 locations. We sell everything that waters grass, cut's grass, grow's grass or kills grass. Anyways...I don't give a shit if you...
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    May 1st Padre Game

    I didn't see a thread for yesterday's Padre game....
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    Favre: I need ankle surgery in order to play in 2010

    And it begins.... Brett Favre needs ankle surgery or he can't play in 2010 - NFL News - FOX Sports on MSN
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    10 inch pianist

    A man comes into a bar, orders a beer and takes out of a bag a tiny piano and a 10 inch high man. He puts the man behind the piano and the little man starts playing. People are amazed! The owner of the bar offers the man free drinks all evening and at closing time he asks: 'I'm sorry, but...
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    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) 1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep >the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who...
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    A great weekend - GREATEST WEEKEND!

    Not sure why I'm sharing this but it feels good coming clean in life. LONG story short&#8230;I&#8217;ve made some mistakes in life. One being a one night deal with a girl prior to marriage. I was dating my soon-to-be wife but whatever&#8230;not good!!! Fast forward a couple years and the...
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    Laker Game

    Lakers by 3 tonight...
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    Padres Win 5-0

    The Padres won! That is all, carry on...
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    So I went to Cabela's today...

    You California guys are fucking up my town....
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    Another Old One....

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and...
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    The Candy With The Little Hole

    <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /><o:p></o:p> The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red....................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green..................Lime Orange ..............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all...
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    Arizona Rabbits

    I have seen some California rabbit photos here. In AZ they're a little bigger....
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    Local (AZ) Politics...

    Funny....
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    Hey Gil..................

    So what's the list price on a Rusty Trombone? I'm thinking about redeeming this coupon...
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    F&G Webcast Going on now...

    http://www.cal-span.org/State_Webcast/CFG/stream_index.htm
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    Old one....(repost I think)

    NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in...
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    I have a Cat question...

    I'll start this out by saying I hate cats! I have a 1500' square foot garden and the fuckers shit and pee in it everyday. Well...This morning my dog (good boy!) chased one of the fuckers up the tree. This cat as been up there since the Easter egg hunt this morning from around 7:30AM 'ish...
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    I have to share this note to the Easter Bunny...

    A note from my little one, to Mr. Bunny himself...
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    I just copy and paste the shit...OK

    Three friends always meet for lunch on Thursdays. One Thursday Anne says, "There's this thing, when I go down on my John, his balls are always cold." Funny you should say that", says Mary. "My Franks balls are always cold too". "EEAUUWWWWWWGHHHHHH" says Brandon, "that's disgusting. How can...
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    River Monsters

    The new season starts soon.... http://<EMBED height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=640 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/czrZFTdGTyI&hl=en_US&fs=1& allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    A young man moved out from home...

    ....and into a new apartment, all of his own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him...
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    Monthly

    I live in good times and can’t complain about much. By that, MY LIFE in a snap shot of a month: 3 weeks of paradise with someone that supports me, loves me, and cherishes my presents. I’m living in a world where every day is Christmas and there isn’t a need that isn’t satisfied. 21 days...
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    I recently picked a new primary care doctor...

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 65.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or...
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    Barking Dog

    Stan and his wife are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.. Stan jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". He goes downstairs... Stan finally comes back up to bed and his wife says "The dog is still...
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    Any one taking their kids fishing Saturday?

    I don't get to town as much as I want but when I do...I'm always on the water. Instead of looking for cbass this weekend, we're taking the kids fishing. So I figured to have a little fun with it. I'll put up a $25 gift card to Toys-R-Us or where ever for the biggest fish caught this Saturday...
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    Tues on Wednes...

    Mid week fishing is kewl! Fished local out of Dana Point. First stop was at the dirty little white whore area for nothing. Water was cold and brown. Made a run to the 250 spot for a shit load fish taco meat (all the flavors). Rob killed the REDS on the spot...hahahha Made another run to...
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    The Moral of Aunt Cheryl

    A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were...
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    Philip Rivers out for the season

    San Diego—The Chargers medical staff announced Tuesday that Philip Rivers will miss the 2010-11 season after the inquisitive quarterback cut open his knee with a steak knife in an effort to look inside and see how the joint works. "There's a lot more stuff in there than I thought," said...
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    Evidence shows MLPA corruption

    Evidence shows MLPA corruption - San Bernardino County Sun Evidence shows MLPA corruption <!--subtitle--><!--byline-->Jim Matthews, Outdoor News Service <!--date-->Posted: 03/06/2010 12:09:30 AM PST <!--secondary date--> <SCRIPT language=JavaScript> var...
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    One of the best movies ever made???? The Hunt for Red October

    Wife hates it but it's always on....
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    Growing low-oxygen zones in oceans worry scientists

    Growing low-oxygen zones in oceans worry scientists - Yahoo! News WASHINGTON — Lower levels of oxygen in the Earth's oceans, particularly off the United States' Pacific Northwest coast, could be another sign of fundamental changes linked to global climate change, scientists say. They warn...
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    Beers on the move...Vikes w/o Taylor?

    The Bears are on the verge of landing the biggest free agent prize of the year. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript type=text/javascript src="http://www4.tinker.com/fox/widgetwrapperNFLOnFoxSmall.js"></SCRIPT> Chicago has agreed to terms with Pro Bowl defensive end Julius Peppers, FOXSports.com has...
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    ????Fisherman - Mike

    I was having a beer today (AZ) at the local watering hole when a friend and I started to talk about cbass.... This guy chimed in and said "My uncle fishes all the time and he runs a tourney after Thanksgiving for hali..." Hey, Mike...Your nephew is pretty cool. Small world!
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    Wussy

    Nathan Bloch | Director & Writer | Film, TV & the Web
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    Kids in the Hospital

    Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry...
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    A young couple was married....

    A young couple was married and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When...
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    A queer walks into....

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    Six again....

    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror . On the morning of her Birthday, he...
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    Gil (Marlin) died...

    Gil came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Gil...' Gil was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter...
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    I miss football...

    Cleaning the house and the yard while drinking a beer on Sunday is just not the same...
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    Maytag Neptune - Thoughts?

    I have an old washer and dryer. I'm not one to buy new unless something is broke...Mine are 8 years old and only had to replace a belt. A buddy of mine built a couple spec homes...well he is walking away from one of them. He has a new Maytag Neptune set used maybe twice. He thinks they are...
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    Manners

    During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners to fifth graders asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I...
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    Looking for a 40-45'...

    I have a friend looking to purchase a 40-45' boat and slip it in San Diego. Looking for all the standard amenities...but basically just wants to kill fish!!! He is retiring next Friday (fucker...) and has cash in hand. Can you point me (him) in the right direction on where to look and...
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    Former Congressman Dan Hamburg Slams MLPA Initiative

    Former Congressman Dan Hamburg Slams MLPA Initiative by Dan Bacher Dan Hamburg, a North Coast Democratic Congressman from 1992-94 and a Green Party candidate for Governor in 1998, recently blasted Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's fast-track Marine Life Protection (MLPA) process for its many...
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    Irish Virginity Test Kit

    Irish Virginity Test Kit Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a...
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    I had to pull over for this pic...

    Crossing the dam a couple weeks ago...I had to stop and take a pic.
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    Pic from the house....

    Here is a pic from my house a couple minutes ago. There are about 100 of these out there every morning when I walk my lab. My dog can never catch one... It's about 100 yards away from my door step...there are also a shit load of different kinds of ducks. I'm not a duck/geese hunter so I don't...
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    Looks like the boys are getting them this morning...

    99% of the texts I get from Saluki can NOT be posted here (use your imagination)...But looks like they are having a good time!
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    39 Beer Runs

    SOB beat my high school record... Man made 39 beer runs in Tempe, Phoenix, police say
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    The Cowboy Boots - (my wife is a teacher)

    The Cowboy Boots (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!) Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why.. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots...
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    Another View: Wardens not staffed for sufficient enforcement

    California's Fish and Game wardens are responsible for enforcing fishing and hunting laws, and have jurisdiction over illegal water diversions and water pollution. Wardens are the front-line defense for all natural resources that belong to all 38 million Californians. We are California's...
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    MLPA Initiative Announces New Member of Stakeholder Group

    MLPA Initiative Announces New Member of Stakeholder Group by Dan Bacher Under political pressure from North Coast fishermen and environmentalists, California’s MLPA Initiative staff on Saturday, February 6 announced that Jim Bassler, a Mendocino County commercial fisherman, has been added...
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    Foooooooorrrrrrrrrrget about it!

    Brooklyn Decker - 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit - SI.com Nice!
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    What is Celibacy?

    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend get away, Bill and his wife, Janice, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.." He then addressed...
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    So a man walks into the bar....

    A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.He guesses that there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. </DEFANGED_SPAN><DEFANGED_SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,106,21); FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">...
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    Bob the cat

    A gal at work just emailed this over....from her driveway yesterday.
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    Whos your daddy?

    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain tithe baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor...
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    Kurt Warner Retires

    He has been fun to watch the past couple years here in Arizona. Good player but a GREAT person...not enough people like him in pro sports. First round hall of fame in my book!
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    Flip Video Cam's...

    Anyone have one? Do you like it? Does it come with editing software you like? I'm looking to purchase a couple for my guys at work...Just little spiff/s for doing a good job. I did netbooks last year based on feedback here...so I'm looking for your thoughts. For the price...Can't...
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    MUST SEE! You need to pick some of these up!

    http://<EMBED height=340 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=560 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/HYkjLUMx19I&hl=en_US&fs=1& allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    No Excuse Saluki...

    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'...
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    Water leak...

    So I came home to watch the football games... What a night!
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    Men and women

    One day, there was a catastrophic event which caused all living creatures on earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven. God approaches and says, 'I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on earth and the other line for the men who were ruled...
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    Soap

    A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following...
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    Taco Bell founder pases

    Taco Bell founder dead at 86 RIP dude...
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    Vikings vs Cowboys

    This is NOT an official thread but I wanted to share a picture from when Spike came out to AZ to watch the Vikings play the Cards a couple months back. I figured some of you might want to see what Spike looks like. The camera adds about 10lbs to him. Love you dude! I hate to say it but I'm...
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    Arizona Javelina

    I just got a text from a bud... (I'm trying to get these guys to start posting there reports on here...there are a shit load of hunters in AZ) I'll get more details on hunt tonight. He still has his kids tag to fill so he'll be back out this week.
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    Durex

    http://<EMBED height=364 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=445 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/t5sTBrs4fhQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&border=1 allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    The Official Cards vs Saints Thread

    The Cards and the Saints are fun to watch! I'm hoping for another high scoring game. I'm pulling for my local team...so GO CARDS! Cards - 38 Saints - 31 Over/Under 57 LOL (Save the Packers jokes you FUCKS!)
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    Tiger Woods Game

    Tiger's Transgressions | Flash Games | Animation | Atom What's your score?
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    Hey Gil...I love you San Diego guys....

    .....you always take it to that next level! http://<EMBED height=364 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=445 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/lsSO6RZtdno&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00&border=1 allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Saturday Football

    I like this Sanchez kid...
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    The Official Green Bay Packers VS the Arizona Cardinals Thread

    Go Pack! Any other Sunday I would: A) Be at the FUCKING GAME! B) Cheering for my new found home team, the CARDS! But like I said in an email yesterday to about 100 customers and co-workers in the Phoenix area – FUCK THE CARDS! GO PACK GO! The key to our success is going to be...
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    Woman Suing New York Gym.....

    Woman Suing New York Gym After Injuring Herself During Pole-Dancing Class Wednesday, January 06, 2010 NEW YORK — A woman says a Manhattan gym left her hanging when she tried a new workout: pole-dancing. Sue Ann Wee filed a lawsuit last week against the companies that run the Crunch...
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    I hate work...

    I have been waiting for a Packer playoff game for years.... Now, I have been called into a meeting Sunday in Reno and I'm going to miss the Packers Vs. Cards game 10 miles from my house! My President is a Lions fan and my VP (who I report to) is a 49ers fan, so I'm getting NO LOVE from them...
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    Six Short Stories For Men, By Men

    ONE I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Mourning?." He said, "No, just taking a shit." TWO When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and...
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    Neck Slimmer

    There is an easier way ladies... http://<EMBED height=364 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=445 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/WSpUaTPKkCk&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1 allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Tailgating Food

    Need some ideas... I have done steaks, sushi, shrimp, ceviche, stuffed peppers... Anyone have any thoughts on some good tailgating food? I need to run to the store to cook for 20 people, which 4 are my largest customer so anything goes. I'm planning on buying a bunch of oranges and...
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    Scientists, Anglers' Views Cloud The Route Towards a Marine Reserve

    Bill Shedd paddled his kayak along the reefs just off of Woods Cove, where he lives and fishes 30 days per year. Nearby in a small boat a father was fishing with his three-year-old daughter and eightyear old son. &#8220;They were giggling and laughing and catching mackerel,&#8221; said Shedd...
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    Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Tuesday, May 11, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a...
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    2009 Christmas

    So...I have been playing around with this Bing shit...I wish I had those bass guys skills on video editing. Best to All! <EMBED height=360 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=580 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/ZKu7sAoXlzE&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1...
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    2009 Christmas

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    12_27_09 Cat fishing with my bro's

    Another great trip to Cat. Squid was slow to start then went WIDE OPEN until sun up. Worked the island hard to find a honey hole. Wide open Calicos to 7lbs Sheephead at 10lb 4 Hali's to 12lbs A bunch other by catch. Not too many pictures... On a side note...We went 1-3 on Jessica...
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    Christmas BSB

    Another nice day on the water... 3-3 on the BSB. 50, 70 and 120. Cliff wanted a picture with them so....SPLASH! Had to resuscitate them too so save it... Running to CAT tomorrow. Merry Christmas.
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    Christmas Mud Marlin

    Merry Christmas! Ran this morning out of Dana Point...My little one got to pull on a couple rays. Nice day...Time to drink...Cheers! http://<EMBED height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=425 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/x_Maw1R7xIo&hl=en_US&fs=1& allowscriptaccess="always"...
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    The Whalegate Scandal: State Lands Commission Finds MLPA Habitat Data Acquired Illega

    Local fishermen and environmentalists are wondering: if Fugro Pelagos was cutting corners by illegally failing to pay for marine wildlife observers, what other corners did they cut in obtaining the habitat data? Photo of beached blue whale, killed by a boat under contract to map the seafloor...
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    My last Tiger joke.....(vid)

    Last one...
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    More Candy Porn

    Leaving my house now...coming to island near you. (last night's float) http://<EMBED height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=425 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/2fFRh4bxFZw&hl=en_US&fs=1& allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></EMBED>
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    Here you go ConSeaMate.....

    A burglar broke into a house one Christmas night looking for presents when the family was not home. He shined his flashlight around, looking, when a voice in the dark said... 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard...
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    Go Cards!

    Packers need this game so the Cards rest Warner (Hall of fame) when they play the Pack the last game... Cards 32 49er's 24 Pic from last week when the Cards beat the Vikings... (thanks Spike for the picture)
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    Packers and Beers

    I need a good laugh... Packers - 34 Beers - 17 (4 INTS) This pick is free but I will charge $50 for any other game this week or $500 for all 15 games. This is a $750 value!!!! :D
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    Police

    Police The following were purportedly taken off of actual police car videos around the USA... "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket...
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    McRib is back!

    Killed a pair for lunch yesterday. Bossman wanted sushi but had to pass when I drove by the local McD... Life is good!
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    The slain Lakewood, Washington Police Officers

    Please spread the word to everyone you know. On Tues & Wed, Dec.8th and 9th, every Papa John's Pizza in the ENTIRE US (not just Northwest) will donate 100% of all profits to the four families of the slain Lakewood, Washington Police Officers. PLEASE CUT AND PASTE TO YOUR WALL.
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    Funny website....

    Glassdoor.com - Company Salaries and Reviews You need to check this out....:D
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    Packers - MNF

    Go Pack! Pack - 34 Ravens - 17
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    Ram....

    My boss guided his nephew in last week on a hunt of a life time...He got his 5 years ago and now this one. 450 Yards, 7MAG....
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    Vikings and Cards

    Too much rum last night.... More pictures after I get my kid to school but we had a blast last night. Go Brent!
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    PSA - Winter Driving

    Driving in ice is like havin sex doggie style...One slip and you can really fuck up someones's rear end. Please drive safe this winter!
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    PSA - Winter Driving

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    Need some ideas

    I'm getting ready to head to the store to load for the football game on Sunday - AZ Cards and Vikings. Spike is coming to town and have about 30 local friends joining us... I have about 20 lbs of tuna, 10 lbs of dodo and 10 lbs of YT. I was thinking stuffed anaheim peepers with cream cheese...
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    I love Candy

    Last nights candy...:D
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    Pigs

    A teacher in a Chicago kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes. Little Tyrone stood up and yelled: "FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!" I guess there aren't many farms in Chicago.
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    La Bocana...

    My bro, sis-n-law and buds made a trip south last week to La Bocana... They stayed at a bed-n-breakfast with Les and Blanca. VERY CLEAN, VERY SAFE and only $50 per night! BajaBocana B & B and La Bocana Fishing Fishing was killer and only $120 per day. They didn't have enough captains due...
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    Another bad joke...Anal Sex

    Anal A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. 'Do you enjoy it? 'The doctor asked.' Actually, yes, I do. 'Does it hurt you?' he asked. 'No... I rather like it. 'Well...
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    Thanksgiving - THANK YOU!

    http://<EMBED height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=425 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/Ak4jFODlj7c&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0 allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>
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    Alaska Report...

    My buddy Jay is on a 10 day in Alaska... "Well he may not look that big but on Kodiak Island he is officially in the Boone and Crocket record book, 100 inches to qualify and he is 123 6/8 with 5 1/8 deduction that is a green score of 118 5/8 " Sooner or later I'll get a Arizona Folk forum...
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    Cell Cam thru the Binos....

    Want guess what it is? My bud was out scouting for up coming trip outside of Quartzsite....I'll get him to post a report later.
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    Architect's are funny...

    You know there is some Architect laughing his ass off somewhere....
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    Passwords

    During a recent password audit, it was found that a San Diego Charger was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password, Rivers said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.
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    Beers and 49ers....

    Beers - 23 49ers - 27 NFC North race is over...
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    Passing of a Brother - Andy Mckenzie

    Since I live in AZ it limits the amount of water time I get to enjoy. When I do get to town, I always get a chance to get on the water with my “brothers”. Both my brothers Tim and Duane, who we share the same parents, and Andy, who I have been fortunate enough to know and call a brother...
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    PETA friendly pics...

    I have a bunch of AZ bud's that kill stuff without an ocean...He just got back this weekend with some new pic's of a pig. I'll post them or he will...
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    How to Poop at Work.......................

    How to Poop at Work We've all been there but don't like to admit it... We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the *WORK POOP* is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the...
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    NEW sponsors of BD

    These guys could make a killing on this site! Stocking stuffers for Christmas... Fresh Balls :: Home :: So Fresh, So Dry <EMBED height=340 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=560 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/n2Jy90PDiSA&hl=en&fs=1& allowfullscreen="true"...
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    Tuna Farms going in Hawaii

    Society’s evolutionary advantage has evaporated at the ocean’s edge. Even in a modern age awash in technology and precision control, the world’s seafood harvesters continue to operate as hunter-gatherers on a mass scale. This alarming reality has created a serious near-term threat to the...
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    So I'm on a conference call and look over...

    Poodle, 8 lbs 14 year old....Lab, 110lbs puppy.
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    Its that time of year again....

    Watch out for those fucking deer!
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    Pregnant

    Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say Congratulations!!! But none of them rub your DICK and say Well Done!!! Just asking...
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    Pic from this morning

    I was on my way home from taking my kid to school and I see this guy in front of me... Motorcycle, two shot guns...I love AZ! He must of ran out for a early quail hunt this morning!
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    Sunday Night Football Beers vs. the ATL

    Beers - 24 The ATL - 28 Should be a great game!
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    San Diego Water Rebates

    <TABLE style="WIDTH: 6.25in; mso-cellspacing: 0in; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 0in 0in" class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=600><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8...
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    The Hotel Bill

    The Hotel Bill Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice...
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    Sea Lions and Locals in San Francisco Turf War

    SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. — San Francisco has a serious population problem — huge numbers of sea lions are crowding out the locals, and while the maritime mammals might look cute, some have gotten very aggressive. After an especially strong breeding season, the sea lions are not only thriving...
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    MNF - Packers and Vikings

    Alright ladies let the shit talking begin! Packers 31 Vikes 28 Brent will have 2 INT's and a fumble. One INT will come with <1:30 in the forth. Peterson will have 2 TD's and 120 yards. Driver will have another big game and Jennings will finally show up. The big Q...Will Harris show up...
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    Frozen skunk

    A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, Its nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us...
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    I need a little help on this one...

    Please add a caption to match this photo.
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    Why Men don't write advice colums...

    Why Men don't write advice colums Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back...
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    Cool rodent solution...

    Pest Control - Moles, Gophers, Burrowing Rodents @ Rodenator I want one!
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    I want to talk geek...(Adobe Acrobat 9 Pro)

    I just purchased and loaded Adobe 9 Pro... I purchased it to combine PDF's, add watermarks and highlight shit. Looks pretty simple to use and I'm having some fun with it but anyone use the program? Any "cool" things I should know about it? I'm playing with the different portfolios options...
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    I just love the SD. The logo looks great. I didn't realize there was a baseball team

    Artest: Point at me if Lakers don't repeat - NBA News - FOX Sports on MSN SAN DIEGO (AP) - Pardon Ron Artest if he's a bit geographically challenged and had no idea that San Diego has a big league baseball team, even though he was wearing a Padres cap. This much he's sure of - If his Los...
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    Arizona hook up on Sushi

    This is for those AZ guys on this site. I eat sushi 3-4 times a week...I'm well traveled and have had sushi in 20 different states at countless places but hands down the best place on the west coast for sushi is Sakana's. Sakana's is the bomb! There is three in the Valley but the best on is...
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    Charger Games

    OK - I know I might get ripped up on this one but this is a real question... There are so many Charger fans on this site but doesn't look like anyone ever gets out to the games... Nothing beats live games and tailgating...so what's up? Is it the stadium, price, drive...how is the...
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    Bears vs. Steelers

    Steelers - 23 Bears - 16 Bears 0 -2 Then going to Seattle to get a PNW beat down. Bears may have a chance at home in week 4 againist the Lions.
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    Little Johnny Jokes Thread

    First grade A group of kids were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! 'You need to use Big People words,' she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend? 'I went...
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    For my special Bears fan to get in shape...

    YouTube - Hilarious Shake Weight Exercise for Women Video
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    MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE - SO TRUE!

    MALE VS. FEMALE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing...
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    Sunday Football!!

    I'll start with Go Chargers! I'm running to the AZ vs. San Fran game Sunday. The menu looks like: -Stuffed portabella mushrooms. Stuffing to include: fresh chives, Sicilian sausage, fresh mozzarella cheese, day old bread and smoked bacon bits. -Jalapeños stuffed with U15 shrimp, chives...
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    Old Guys...

    Skinny Dipping An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go...
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    Hook up for Restaurants Gift Certificates

    My marketing gal sent this over...You can buy gift certificates to restaurants at a discounted price...$4 for a $10 one, $10 for $25 and $20 for $50. It's a pretty cool way of saving a couple bucks before you run out for dinner...I have NO ties to this site. Restaurant.com - Deals on...
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    San Diego Rally on CNN Ireport

    Keeping the ocean open to fish! - iReport.com I posted the video on CNN's I Report. Please view and add you comments. I would like to "bump it" on the front page as much as possible to get some national exposure... Or I can delete it...
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    Another Lame Attempt At Humor..........

    A man walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. 'Then he'll open his mouth...
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    Any live updates from the Events today?

    Any pics or updates from the parade/rally/event today? Hope all is well!
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    Who has the quote of day?

    I need some good quotes for a 4 hour managers meeting later this morning. Meeting with my fellow directors, VP and Pres... I have this one to start my presentation but need 3 more. "Have you ever noticed anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron."...
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    Fishing

    Fishing For all you fishermen out there.... Why do women have pubic hair? To hide the hook..... 1,2,3....nevermind.
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    Like clock work...dove

    Getting everything ready for tomorrow and here comes another monsoon! I'm getting pounded at the house. Every fucking year...It's heading right toward the CO river. The storm streches from Yuma to Parker.
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    SCHOOL - 1959 vs. 2009

    SCHOOL -- 1959 vs. 2009 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1959 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2009 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge> them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny...
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    Hey Denver...

    .....I'm back. - Cuntler NBC...
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    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.' 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.' 3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.' 4. He...
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    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK'- She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not a 'SCREAMER' or a 'MOANER'- She is 'VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.' 3. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 4. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She...
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    Football Friday in Arizona

    OK...I have tickets for Friday's game. I know I'm setting myself up here but...I still have 3 of 8 left. Is it the teams playing; weather; both; or your local Packer, bed wetting, fleshlight using homo...Why don't people don't want to go? :D We have about 20 of us going and still have...
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    I can't believe this shit!

    My daughther started school last week...The big 2nd grade! Well, we get this letter from the school yesterday: &#8220;Dear Parents, Last week after school, a man in a car tried to lure two kids into his car. The kids immediately contacted a teacher&#8230;The man fled. Cops were...
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    I might get banned for this one....

    Little known facts about Penguins Little known facts about Penguins Did you ever wonder why you never see dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Ever wonder where they go? Wonder no more. It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and...
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    Here you go WarpDrive...

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the...
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    NFL Predictions

    Real simple, NFC and AFC Championship Games, winners, and Super Bowl winner. NFC Eagles and Packers - Eagles WIN AFC KC and New England - New England WIN Super Bowl New England On my boys: The Pack lost 7 games last year by 4 or less points. New look and young D this year but they...
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    Best Engine In The World..

    A notable gynecologist once said: "The best engine in the world is the Vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It's only a down side is that the management system is so fucking tempermental..!"
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    PGA...

    "Hi, my name is Y.E. Yang and I spotted Tiger two shots this morning at the PGA..." "Tiger is my bitch..." Signed, ~Yang
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    The Affair

    A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the...
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    Electrician?

    Business is really picking up for us in San Diego...which is good! The deal is my guys are selling work that we are unable to preform. Right now we have some pump stations that need to be installed but we need someone to handle the electric side. Example: Old pump has 230/3phase with a 60amp...
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    Girl asks her doctor...

    Girl asks her doctor, "How many calories are in cum?" The doctors says, "Honey, if you swallow, nobody cares if you're fat!"
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    Once in a Lifetime Scene...

    I got this forwarded from a bud in CO...pretty cool! Hello all, see attached photos. Background: My brother, Daniel, was visiting a friend in Montana and touring through Glacier National Park . They were hiking up a CLOSED ROAD when they came upon this scene. It is evident that the...
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    What do you think the high bid is going to be?

    I have these on ebay and so far I'm up to a 6 pack of Natural Light for the tickets...LOL What do you think the high bid is going to be?
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    Does anyone use SharePoint?

    I just got a new hard drive... I'm using office 2007 and for some reason I can't import spreadsheets into sharepoint...My last HD was loaded with the same...Office 2007. Same OS, same everything and it worked! The message I get is: "The list cannot be imported becasue a Window SharePoint...
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    Beer Vs Vagina

    BEER vs. VAGINA!!! There are no losers...really. 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between...
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    Dodgers and Padres Trade?????

    The Dodgers are working on a major blockbuster. The team is discussing a deal that would bring Padres first baseman Adrian Gonzalez and closer Heath Bell to Los Angeles for first baseman James Loney and a package of young players, according to major-league sources. A separate deal for Bell...
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    Bears Rock!

    It all makes sense now... YouTube - Chicago Bears 2009-2010
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    Taxi

    A women calls a taxi driver and realizes she has no cash. She spreads her legs and says can I pay with this? The driver says u got anything smaller???
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    NFL reinstates Vick on conditional basis

    Sorry - FUCK HIM! I would like to tie a porkchop to his neck and let WarpDrive's puppy play with him! CNN) — Nearly two years after he pleaded guilty to a federal charge of bankrolling a dogfighting operation at a home he owned in Virginia, Michael Vick was reinstated to the National...
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    Anyone interested in a NFL Survivor Pool....

    I gave up fantasy football a couple years ago and got into survivor pools... Simple: Pick a team to win each week. You can only use the team once throughout the season. You lose once and you are out. So you can't pick the Chargers to win every game...:D I have used officefootballpool.com and...
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    Erin Andrews...

    OK... Who has the link? :D
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    On the water....

    Slow day out here...Staying local out of DP... Hot, slow but the beer is ice cold! Missed a couple of the right kind but we're sticking it out.
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    Debts...

    The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the hog farmer. The hog farmer takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel. The supplier...
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    BD Closed...

    Is it just on my end?
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    Jackass Seabass

    I know...I have no photoshop skills... 109' in AZ today driving down the road and here comes in the text...:finger: 7 pigs in two days and of course right when I leave town! Cori - Make sure you tell terra hi for me...:finger: My two cents is to go kill these guys and save the tuna...
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    Shaq Traded...

    The Suns have traded Shaquille O'Neal to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Ben Wallace, Sasha Pavlovic, a 2009 second round pick (46th overall) and $500,000. The deal is expected to be finalized and announced Thursday morning. Shaq traded to Cavaliers
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    Three cowboys

    Three cowboys Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.. Vern, the hand from Wyoming says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there...
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    Passing out flyers at Dana Point...

    Hey, We were launching Sat mid morning out Dana Point and there was a gentlemen passing out flyers for the open house in Laguna... I don't know who you are but....THANK YOU....! Thank you for taking time out of your day and doing what you do. I even said "hi" to South Bend on Sunday...
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    A Charger fan's...

    ....Small penis 'Of course I won't laugh,' said the nurse. 'I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' said the Charger Fan, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it...
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    Hairdresser

    A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking...
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    Spintlers

    A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she...
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    Blonde Horseback riding

    Blonde Horseback riding A 30-year-old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the first time. With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to...
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    Kobe hater question....?

    Question for you Kobe haters... Do you remember last week when LaBron didn't shake anyones hands after the game six choke by the Cavs? Then the day after rationale behind it "I'm a winner..." bullshit response? He got a little shit for it on talk radio and TV but my question is...What if...
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    Sex in the Dark

    Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they...
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    Sighting in your expensive new deer rifle

    Sighting in your expensive new deer rifle 1. Shiny new, high-powered deer rifle..............$1,200.00 2. Quality, high-powered scope.........................$550.00 3. Bore sighting device.....................................$140.00 4. Hospital...
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    Roadcheck 2009 starts tomorrow

    I'm on the blackberry so I hope this comes out OK... FYI Roadcheck 2009 starts tomorrow. From June 2 through June 4, 2009, about 8,500 trained and certified officers will be out on the roadways of North America in force performing roadside inspections. It is very important...
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    BBQ Rules

    BBQ Rules BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food...
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    A prayer from a young child...very touching.

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    Forgot to call for a locator????

    The guy who did this below and anyone else helping him did not survive. The pictures below are a result of a guy using a post hole digger without calling for a "locate" and he hit an underground cross country gas pipe. This is what a high pressure gas main is capable of.
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    Nickles

    Nickles A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy begins choking, getting blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2...
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    White Sexy Bitch Part TWO..

    Three days at CAT... The White Sexy Bitch strikes again!!!!!!!!!!! 12 WSB, 6 Hali... Enjoy...
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    New family member...(I hope)

    Well... If all goes good I'll be bringing a new pup home next week. AWESOME parents... which I met today! Pure and beautiful pups... Just need to run the details by the wifey.
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    NRA is in town...

    The NRA is in town this week...I wanted to share this article from our favorite guitar player... The National Rifle Association kicks off its annual convention in Phoenix today, an event expected to draw more than 50,000 firearms fans. It runs through Sunday with a lineup of displays...
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    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor...

    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly checkup... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc ?' The...
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    It ain't no fun....unless the dog gets some!

    Big Dog gives Grandma a HUMP she will never forget | Mr Feature
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    White Sexy Bitch...

    WSB with some WSB's... After a long day of bussiness planning meetings I get another email from the fam... The bitch was I was in town last week and the boat was in the shop getting service for the WON tourney. SOB!!! Good job, bro's, Teera, and sis! Good luck at the tourney! ps 102 in...
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    Happy Mothers Day!

    Happy Mothers Day to all the Mom's out there! Mom... To the world you might just be one person, but to one person you might just be the world...Miss you! And to all you BD MOTHER FUCKERS! :D
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    Wanxiety...

    Wanxiety Wanxiety - wank-zy-ety (n) A social condition cause by excessive masturbation or the lack of sexual contact. Wanxiety is commonly found in religious fundamentalists and obsessive gamers. Symptoms of Wanxiety are Irritability, a one-upmanship desire, chaffing of the hands and...
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    Favre going to.....?

    FOX Sports on MSN - NFL - Childress: Vikings will probably talk about Favre
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    Pastor's Ass

    Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not...
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    Funny Shirts...

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    Draft Day...

    Anyone remember this guy? :D YouTube - Ryan Leaf on The Simpsons Man...I hope GB works on the D!!!
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    10 time divorce

    10 time divorce A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'. 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be possible if you've been married ten times.?' 'Well...
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    My brother likes penis...you too Matt

    2:15pm... Penis, "Crossing the channel...what are you doing?" Me, "Working..." Penis, "Check your phone..." Eat a DICK...you too Matt! Pushing 50LBS and pushing 40lbs...
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    Bypassing the Remote on a Hunter Fan

    First I lost the remote for the fan and now my lab decided to use the new one as his chew toy. Question is: How do you bypass the remote on a Hunter ceiling fan? It's wired from the wall 12/3 to the fan. Any ideas?
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    Fav 5....

    Let's see your "fav 5" best of all time! YOUR best, not based on stat's... Football Baseball Basketball Hockey Auto Me Favre Mantle Magic Hull Petty Yours?
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    Charger Joke

    In the Arizona Cards locker room in Glendale, there's a sign stating: "Play like champions today!" There's also one in the San Diego Chargers locker room that says: "Don't forget your HELMET!"
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    Charger Joke

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    Bear Hunting

    Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said: "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex." Frank...
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    New Golf Cart on the block...

    Check out the new golf cart on the block...
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    Retirement

    Retirement It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them.Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive...
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    Wounded warriors go fishing for recovery

    :appl::appl::appl::appl: MADISON COUNTY, Virginia (CNN) -- Amidst the tranquility of a fishing trip at the Rose River Farm in Madison County, a wounded warrior says he almost feels "semi-normal again."...
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    The birds and the bees

    A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At...
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    Wives...

    Wives When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -Sacha Guitry By all means marry. If you get a good wife...
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    Somali Pirates Seize 21 American Sailors

    Somali pirates on Wednesday hijacked a U.S.-flagged cargo ship with 21 crew members aboard, a diplomat and a U.S. Navy spokesman said. The Kenya-based diplomat identified the vessel as the 17,000-ton Maersk Alabama and said all the crew members are American. The diplomat spoke on condition of...
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    Sean O'Hair Gains Revenge By Angrily Masturbating To Tiger Woods' Wife

    Sean O'Hair Gains Revenge By Angrily Masturbating To Tiger Woods' Wife ORLANDO, FL—In a blatantly retaliatory act of self-gratification, Sean O'Hair avenged his disappointing loss in the Arnold Palmer Invitational by fiercely masturbating to the image of Elin Nordegren Woods from under the...
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    Three bulls...

    Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. The first bull says, "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be...
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    Best Three Letter Acronyms...

    TLA's are pissing me off... I know a bunch of them; however, I would like to learn a couple more... CEO... CFO... DOD... NFL... NBA... NHL... CES: Chief Executive Slacker. Any good TLA's to share?
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    40 things you would like to say at work...

    40 things you would like to say at work 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in...
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    HOW TO GET PERMISSION TO GO FISHING

    HOW TO GET PERMISSION TO GO FISHING Four married guys go fishing. During the boat ride to the island a conversation took place: First Guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next...
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    Oper Letter...Sad day in AZ

    I miss you more than words can say, I think of you each single day, I love you like my sister and friend, I'll always love you til the end, The more i think, the more i weep, at least i have memories to keep, I know we'll meet again soon enough, but i can't wait cos this is tough, every time i...
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    Condom

    Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where...
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    Everything Taking Too Long

    WASHINGTON—An overwhelming sense of restlessness and impatience engulfed the U.S. this week when citizens determined that everything—the morning commute, phone conversations, getting a table at Chili's, making coffee, commercial breaks, everything—was taking entirely too long. "This is...
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    NASCAR at Bristol

    Since I suck at Basketball pics... Montoya should take out at least 10 in the first 30 laps...followed by my boy JR. taking out another 15, and then Tony will blame someone else for him causing his 17 car pile up with 30 to go. So Martin should take this one...
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    Spring Training...

    I live about 2 miles from the Padres and Mariners...But the Angles, Rangers, Dodgers, Tribe, SOXs, Cubbies, Giants are all within 20 miles. I have contacts at most places for front row but the lawn seats are a good way to spend the afternoon. 80-90 day temps are on tap for the next 2 weeks...
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    Court quotations

    The following quotations are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts by Charles M. Sevilla and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were taking place. Regardless...
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    Differences between Grandfathers and Grandmothers...

    A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. Just he and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a...
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    Net Books...

    I have been looking at Dell, lenovo, Samsung and some on Newegg's... I need about 15 of them without windows. Simple spec - Wifi enabled, two USB ports, and loaded with JAVA (which I know is easy). Again, Simple Spec. I don't need much. I like the lenovo's but...any input???? Need to...
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    Start Me up Question...

    Open Note: I have a couple good friends making a run to Maui this weekend and they want to do a trip or two next week. They are some salty fucks (they are checking this site out tonight so need to F with them) that I recommend your boat/services to. Can you post a little something-something...
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    HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER...

    This is too nice of a story for you BD fucks...but... HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer...
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    Didn't get your chicken nuggets...call 911

    If it was a filet-o-fish I understand but fuck me! What is this world coming to? Believe it or not: McNutso: Didn't Get your chicken nuggets? Call 911 - really. McNutso: Didn't Get your chicken nuggets? Call 911 - really. Chicken McNuggets mean more these days then you think...
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    Ponder on these imponderables for a minute...

    Ponder on these imponderables for a minute: 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery...
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    Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter...

    Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a French journalist, an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it...
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    MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE.....

    MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave...
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    Darwin Awards

    (might be a prepost but fuck it) <SCRIPT><!--if( document == top.document ) document.location.href = ".";else document.write( self.parent.content );//--></SCRIPT>Darwin Awards Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us...
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    Health Care....

    A woman who had gifted enough money to open a new wing at a hospital was touring with a doctor to see how well her money was spent. They passed by a patients room and she peeked in and saw a man masturbating furiously. She snapped at the doctor, “what kind of place did you open with my...
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    Frogs

    Little Johnny had just come back to school from his summer break and the teacher was asking all of the kids to stand up and tell the class what they had done in their holidays. When it came to the turn of Johnny he stood up and told the teacher " Well M'am I went down the woods with my mates...
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    Lakers...

    Boston...Win Cav...Win :appl::appl::appl::appl:
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    A-Rod on the juice?

    Fuck baseball! http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/baseball/mlb/02/07/alex-rodriguez-steroids/index.html?eref=T1
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    Confession

    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of...
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    Tree Huggers best friend....

    YouTube - WOOD CHOPPER FROM HELL HAS ARRIVED
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    Tucson station: Porn clip interrupts Super Bowl

    First I thought they were talking about some of the calls and how the Cards got fucked :D! I can post the link to the Live Leak where someone recorded it but it has a penis in the link.... Tucson station: Porn clip interrupts Super Bowl
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    Superbowl Ahi Peppers

    4lbs Ahi, 2lb bacon, 2lb shrimp, peppers.... GO CARDS! ...and a pic of the guy who made it possible. **Always wash your hands before you take a piss.....my balls are still burning...dumbass!
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    GETSOME Cards...

    GETSOME! YouTube - Arizona Cardinals THEME SONG: "We do this Together" The town is nuts! Who would of thunk.....
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    Bacon on Bacon....

    Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com